Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[RembrandtCourage]

>Not the trolls that live under bridges in Lord of the Rings
I know we didn't need any evidence that Russ has never read a book, but damn. I forgot how funny this blog is. This is some finely aged milk. Cheese, if you will.

How did you miss the part where he unironically questions that trolls were born with the 'evil gene' that hitler was born with? Oh my fucking GOD.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Are you kidding? I clearly remember Gandalf riding a wagon towed by the Three Billy-Goats Gruff when a troll came out from under the bridge and said "GET OFF MY PLANE" but then Gandalf put the troll on a rocket and shot him through a building to blow up a helicopter.

That part was friggen awesome!

Maybe that's in the Director's Cut?

 

[Constellationzero]

I forgot about his Taylor Swift blog.

Despite it being abandoned, the most recent archives were out of date, so I took the liberty. We wouldn't want to lose gems such as his contemplation of internet trolls and the "rod of pleasure they shove up their asses".

If only that bit had made it into the suit against Null. Sad.

Oh, what a clever boy...

YUGE headliner "Flinging Shit" with Taylor Swift's picture, but then we get into the entry of fail and suddenly he's a good church going Mormon and can't bring himself to swear, so he says flinging s%%t.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

No one's gonna mention the text widget? That's honestly my favorite part (though there's a lot of competition for the best bit).

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Taylor took all I had and crushed it under her feet.

Ahhhhhhahaha

 

[DrJonesHat]

To best put it, Taylor has me in a prison cell of emotional lockdown. Taylor took all I had and crushed it under her feet. She spit on me. She stabbed me. I relied on her representations and she ruined me.

None of the negative outcomes would have happened if he handn't sued Taylor. He was told if he did it would make him unemployable in the legal field. Someone also tried to tell him he didn't have a case, but you know how that went over.

 

[TurdFondler]

Since everything I write is online, it’s easily hard to distinguish my voice inflection and understandably, my mindset.

I've found my favorite Russism

 

[DrJonesHat]

I've found my favorite Russism

I should start a list. I might when I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think Shit-lips is a very unique, weird, sick, fucked up kind of bi. I think due to Russhole's narcissism and mental illness, he has a strong desire to dominate and inflict himself upon anyone he considers very attractive (or has deluded himself into believing are highly attractive, as with the hookers he's given custom). It doesn't matter if they are male or female, though I do believe he has a preference for women. He doesn't have any real desire to enter into a genuine romantic relationship built on love, trust, monogamy, and companionship. It's all about Pipsqueak's ability to feel superior over others. It's kind of like that scene in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman has sex with two women while he poses, flexes, and admires himself in the mirror the entire time. Except Shit-lips isn't even 1/100 as attractive as Christian Bale. It's all about servicing Russ' ego and lust.

To my knowledge Russ has never spoken of wanting romance in his life, ever. He talks about wanting a woman who will have sex with him and do as he says. He talks about “giving them a better life,” which he defines as opening a brothel and putting them to work in it, OR by taking over their songwriter’s job for his own beneift. He talks about being “loved” after his first whore experience. The man has no interest in relationships or holding hands or going to concerts together or taking a holiday to the mountains together or buying a house or starting a family. RELATIONSHIP STUFF.

He doesn’t even like when women have hobbies, because he sees women’s personalities as a pointless distraction from their fuckability (something he has explicitly spelled out, telling a woman that her hobby was taking away focus from her “hotness”). If you asked Russ what kind of personality he’d like in a girlfriend, he’d list off physical traits and then things that pertain to serving Russ: a good listener (to Russ and only Russ), devoted (to Russ), supportive (of Russ), demure (to Russ), etc.

He wants a collection of holes to satisfy his droopy willy and he wants a partner to own, to show off and increase his perceived worth to society, and hopefully to piggyback their commercial successes and use their connections and money to further his endless quest for fame and praise.

He only obsesses over women because he sees them as inferior and easier to cow and control, and because society won’t applaud him for dating a gorgeous man (in his mind). A boyfriend wouldn’t be as good of a trophy, in the opinion of this man who has internalized every terrible 80’s movie cliche.

I think at the base of it, and all things being equal, his sexuality doesn’t much care if he has a man or woman to fuck. But he needs someone to dominate and control and he assumes a woman will be easier because, in Russ’ giant peanut-shaped head, women are lesser beings, not as intelligent, demure and more eager to please and desperate for a boyfriend. And again, in his mind, they make better trophies to flaunt in front of other men (he doesn’t care about impressing the women of society...they only exist as objects, after all). His dick is mostly indifferent to the question of man or woman. Only when he begins to consider the pluses and cons in terms of bragging rights and coattail-riding, does he start to lean heavily towards women.


Also I am kek at people thinking Russ has an opinion about the byuu thing. You think he goes to the front page? He has HIS thread bookmarked and that’s it. This man can’t even be arsed to use other moebius sufferers’ stories in his diatribes about his disability plights. He doesn’t give a ratfuck about other people, even fellow “victims”. He only ever used the “kiwis are evil murderers” line about Chloe et al, because it had already happened and fit his narrative and he’d heard others use that argument over and over.

But the idea he would continue to monitor the site’s goings-on and incorporate new information to his argument that isn’t about him is beyond my belief. Not unless it’s first mentioned in his own thread and we specifically relate it to him. Everything must be about Russ. He is the only REAL victim of anything in life. Besides, byuu had 120 grand in savings, why would he kill himself? That’s so stupid! Who was this person-Russ-has-never-heard-of-in-the-boomer-news-therefore-he-couldn’t-possibly-be-famous? He had so much money, more than Russ! How DARE he! What did he even do for a living? Some stupid video games thing?? While byuu was busy wasting his time on dumb video games, Russ was studying the blade working on his dreams! Where is HIS 120 thousand dollars???! WHERE ARE HIS FRUITS?!

 

[Weeping Willow]

One of my all-time favorite Russ turns of phrase. Often his writing is awkward and generic, but sometimes it just drips with malice and resentment.

brb shoving the rod of pleasure up my ass

Lol that is also my one of my top favs. It is both non sensical and full of anger. Love it.

 

[TaserLaser21]

I read the blog, holy shit Russ has no understanding that the football coach he cites as his defense can't do shit when he is working be it at football games or practice. It depends on the guidelines that are in place so the fact the coach got fired for praying isn't an infringement of free speech. It is a case of a coach breaking a rule it's shit but, at the end of the day the appeal was rejected for the fact he was representing the school on a professional basis.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I read the blog, holy shit Russ has no understanding that the football coach he cites as his defense can't do shit when he is working be it at football games or practice. It depends on the guidelines that are in place so the fact the coach got fired for praying isn't an infringement of free speech. It is a case of a coach breaking a rule it's shit but, at the end of the day the appeal was rejected for the fact he was representing the school on a professional basis.

It's also proof positive of his low IQ/limited understanding of the world/poor grasp of language. He's confusing a public figure (such as a singer) with a public employee/holder of public office (such as a public school teacher who has to abide by the principle of separation of church and state, and thus can't bring prayer into his classroom).

Even if this subtle bit of obscure legal reasoning evades our paralegal extraordinaire, even usual human existence should give him a clue. How many explicitly Christian musicians are out there? How many people go to the DMV expecting to hear a sermon? D'you think that maybe there's a different standard at play here? No?

It's like he thinks Taylor Swift is a charity that will lose her tax-exempt status if she endorses a political candidate. Which, come to think of it, isn't a bad theory as to how he sees her -- she runs around dispensing gifts to the worthy, who usually barely have to make an effort to receive such largesse (but bonus if they have plights). In fact, that applies to women in general, with sucking him his penis being the ultimate charitable act. Getting a girlfriend is like applying for a grant.

I wonder how many charities he was involved with as a kid (as a recipient, of course -- as if he'd lift a stumpy finger for anyone else). I know his parents were comfortable, financially, but I wonder if some charity or perhaps his church came through to ensure the little retarded kid could take piano lessons or go camping or whatever. Like a Make a Wish thing, but without him actually having to die at the end. His entitlement is so broad in scope and yet so unfounded in reality that I have to wonder.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He doesn’t even like when women have hobbies, because he sees women’s personalities as a pointless distraction from their fuckability (something he has explicitly spelled out, telling a woman that her hobby was taking away focus from her “hotness”). If you asked Russ what kind of personality he’d like in a girlfriend, he’d list off physical traits and then things that pertain to serving Russ: a good listener (to Russ and only Russ), devoted (to Russ), supportive (of Russ), demure (to Russ), etc.

I found his comment to Squirrel Girl about how her fascination with squirrels was taking away from her hotness to be particularly offensive. I'm sure it never occurred to him that maybe she doesn't WANT to be known primarily for her physical attractiveness. Maybe she wants to be known as the person who likes squirrels first. I don't know if she blocked him, or just quit responding but he seems to have moved on, probably to her great relief.

 

[Constellationzero]

I wonder how many charities he was involved with as a kid (as a recipient, of course -- as if he'd lift a stumpy finger for anyone else). I know his parents were comfortable, financially, but I wonder if some charity or perhaps his church came through to ensure the little retarded kid could take piano lessons or go camping or whatever. Like a Make a Wish thing, but without him actually having to die at the end. His entitlement is so broad in scope and yet so unfounded in reality that I have to wonder.

Good point. But Russ didn't necessarily have to be the recipient of charities (at least--not all the time). Don't know how big the public schools are in Wyoming, but if they're small, he could've been made center of attention (let's all feel sorry for, and do stuff for the tard of the month). In my state, there was a girl who, in junior high (so 1960's because no middle school model) became an Olympic figure skating contender who went on to get a bronze medal. Our biggest junior high at the time declared a "day" centered around her. But that was for an actual accomplishment, not being a greasy malformed butternut squash with xenomorph teeth.

But ya never know...

 

[._.]

Has he posted any photos of the Las Vegas strip alongside some lukewarm, slightly masturbatory philosophical hot takes about life and things going on in the world through the lens of a perpetually down on his luck cool guy with maybe a facial disability?

Hes always posting these slightly spiritual weird anecdotes about his boring life--he's like a walking version of those meme posters with like the cat hanging on the branch and it says "Hang in there!" Thats him, that's Russel Greer's personality.

Hed say something like "As I was walking the strip today contemplating the life and this great experiences the world can offer, it occurred to me that God would say how tragic it is that something as fleeting as political polarization would ruin and distract from the real beauty in life and the power of humanity when we can come together as people. He also says 'Its cool if Russel Greer can have like 12 prostitutes, stop messing it up for him. Also he's made like 7 demo tapes, give him an EP already. Yours Truly--JC'"

edit: lol fuck I was trying to bring up 4th of July but also had been a bit fucked up

 

[StinkySnack]

Has he posted any photos of the Las Vegas strip alongside some lukewarm, slightly masturbatory philosophical hot takes about life and things going on in the world through the lens of a perpetually down on his luck cool guy with maybe a facial disability?

Hes always posting these slightly spiritual weird anecdotes about his boring life--he's like a walking version of those meme posters with like the cat hanging on the branch and it says "Hang in there!" Thats him, that's Russel Greer's personality.

Hed say something like "As I was walking the strip today contemplating the life and this great experiences the world can offer, it occurred to me that God would say how tragic it is that something as fleeting as political polarization would ruin and distract from the real beauty in life and the power of humanity when we can come together as people. He also says 'Its cool if Russel Greer can have like 12 prostitutes, stop messing it up for him. Also he's made like 7 demo tapes, give him an EP already. Yours Truly--JC'"

The fuk.

 

[Russketeer]

I got bored and rewatched the Lawsplaining the Interwebs reading of Gourdhead's Tay Tay Sue Sue book.

The thing nippleless woman said about people in SLC treating him really special because of that Mormon thing of the disabled having been scarred in a battle with Satan in a past life seems like a big factor in his entitlement and delusions. I also think the first hooker did too good of a job of making the disabled guy feel special. Not sure if he was warped by charities and much as the charitable nature of people around him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The thing nippleless woman said about people in SLC treating him really special because of that Mormon thing of the disabled having been scarred in a battle with Satan in a past life seems like a big factor in his entitlement and delusions. I also think the first hooker did too good of a job of making the disabled guy feel special. Not sure if he was warped by charities and much as the charitable nature of people around him.

That's apparently not official doctrine, but some Mormons have that belief on an individual basis.

He has definitely gotten lots of free passes and special treatment because of his face, and he expects that to be the case now. It's clear he thinks that disability law means he's entitled to special privileges, not just equal treatment. I shudder when I try to put myself in his head, but his suit against Ariana Grande is instructive of this. He stated he was entitled to equal enjoyment at the concert. Of course, that phrase doesn't mean what he thought it means, which was that AG was obligated to respond to his pathetic attempts to break into the music industry. In the real world, he got equal enjoyment. He wasn't denied access to the concert because of his disability, nor was excluded from backstage, even though he broke the rule about gifts. The security staff probably thought he was intellectually disabled, and didn't want bad press about them being mean to a person with diminished capacity. Of course, if one of us had been on staff, he would have been prevented from going backstage until he tossed the crap, and I personally would have thrown him out given how strange he was acting.

 

[Constellationzero]

And, like, the BIAS JUDGE tardsplained to the gourdhead ALLLLLLLL about the ADA. Equal ACCESS, dummy, not DEFERENTIAL treatment. Shit...even upstairs stripmall business collage likely tardsplained the ADA. If it's extensively tardsplained in teaching licensure and endorsement classes, it's 100% covered in "so you wanna be a failed lolyer 101."

 

[Weeping Willow]

I wonder how Pips holiday has been today. Like seriously. He hardly had anyone in Utah to spend time with. That one Fourth of his at his parents home was so lame with him throwing one sparkler and running away like a sped.

Wonder how the hell it’s gonna be in “WOW AMAZING LAS VEGAS” all alone now. He’s just so pathetic. only someone as hollow as Pip could stand being so complete alone all the time. How sad.

edit: can’t spell