Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

[Psyduck]

Yeah, that's some biblical era shit. They split like 2 arteries I think and then there's that dark red slurry from severe brain injury.

The pope is pretty xan'd up and has a oz. of double tab strain weed Sitting next to me, so it's off to the death mines.

Arent you gonna drop a 4th of July special on us, pope

Something American like a nigger getting shot down comp

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Arent you gonna drop a 4th of July special on us, pope

I've been awake for an hour getting suitably high in the bathtub ( laugh if you want niggas, everyone's got a ritual) and pruning the bushes for the good stuff. Like this, in the "Yeah, that should fix it" category:

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Spoiler: Not sure the situation, but I'm guessing "WHERE'S MY MONEY."

Spoiler: Might have shown this before but this is one of the few that legit makes me sad.

Spoiler: THE OLD GODS WERE RIGHT, MORTALS CANNOT UNDERSTAND

And for everyone who's had to deal with fucking OSHA a lot, these people are why.

@Psyduck wants death, and by God he'll get it. Otherwise WHAT IS AMERICA REALLY ABOUT?!

Our work continues.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Spoiler: Not sure the situation, but I'm guessing "WHERE'S MY MONEY."

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Spoiler: Might have shown this before but this is one of the few that legit makes me sad.

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Spoiler: THE OLD GODS WERE RIGHT, MORTALS CANNOT UNDERSTAND

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And for everyone who's had to deal with fucking OSHA a lot, these people are why.
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@Psyduck wants death, and by God he'll get it. Otherwise WHAT IS AMERICA REALLY ABOUT?!

Our work continues.

damn they cant cut the windpipe. fuck thats brutal, just having your neck sliced and then having the knife hit that cartilage bone

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

Spoiler: Fall

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[Psyduck]

damn they cant cut the windpipe. fuck thats brutal, just having your neck sliced and then having the knife hit that cartilage bone

Not sure if that was intentional, make it as excruciatingly long as possible, or if they're just stupid enough to not know how to sharpen a blade

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Hopefully fixed now

Spoiler: Maybe don't keep enemies that close?

"Hyderabad: A 24-year-old auto driver's throat was slit by a person riding pillion on the former's two-wheeler at Jahanuma in Falaknuma on Sunday.

According to Falaknuma inspector R Devender, Abdul Shahrukh, an accused in a POCSO Act case registered last year, bled to death within minutes of being stabbed.The identity of the assailant has yet to be established by the police."

Spoiler: Drive safe kids!

Spoiler: I CAN'T BREEF

Step one: Run at cops with knife
Street two: ???
Steep three: make embarrassing death noise

And those is from Australia case I don't know much about, they beat a girl to death.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Not sure if that was intentional, make it as excruciatingly long as possible, or if they're just stupid enough to not know how to sharpen a blade

I'm pretty sure it's part intentional - making a show of cruelty to discourage opposition - and part retardation. I remember watching favela execution videos where revolvers jammed.
Revolvers jammed.
Revolvers. Jammed. No, not misfired due to shit ammo, jammed.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Not sure if that was intentional, make it as excruciatingly long as possible, or if they're just stupid enough to not know how to sharpen a blade

it looks like they stopped to rest being tired and out of breath.

 

[oldTireWater]

Step one: Run at cops with knife
Street two: ???
Steep three: make embarrassing death noise


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Dude got close enough to induce a malfunction. I guess fat, female cops CAN shoot, because she had practiced clearing it enough to make it muscle memory.

Revolvers. Jammed. No, not misfired due to shit ammo, jammed.

Spoiler: Gun Faggotry

A double-action revolver can "jam" if you let too much filth accumulate between the cylinder and the ejector. It prevents the rounds from seating flush, and if they're in contact with the frame then the friction may be too much to overcome with the trigger/hammer.

I don't live in a favela, but I am lazy and incompetent as fuck.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

A double-action revolver can "jam" if you let too much filth accumulate between the cylinder and the ejector. It prevents the rounds from seating flush, and if they're in contact with the frame then the friction may be too much to overcome with the trigger/hammer.

I'm aware. I intended that part as a parralel of favela/cartel gangbangers being too lazy and/or retarded to sharpen their goddamn machetes. They might also malfunction due to worn out springs, and I don't really see those gangbangers as people who'd be good at maintaining their low quality firearms.

 

[Private Joker]

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And those is from Australia case I don't know much about, they beat a girl to death.

She checked out on top, gotta give homegirl that. One last fuck you, and sending them to prison for murder, I'm guessing. Got the last laugh. Big ups for that bitch. Rest in power.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

She checked out on top, gotta give homegirl that. One last fuck you, and sending them to prison for murder, I'm guessing. Got the last laugh. Big ups for that bitch. Rest in power.

Yeah I'm looking for the post I got it from so I can get the court news, but I recall they got fucked

 

[CapricornusRex]

Yeah I'm looking for the post I got it from so I can get the court news, but I recall they got fucked

Girl, 19, beaten to death on sick Facebook Live video by gang of schoolgirls

A PAIR of teen schoolgirls are facing murder charges after another girl was brutally beaten to death – amid reports the killing may have been broadcast on Facebook. Serena McKay, 19, was foun…

www.thesun.co.uk

Murder of Serena McKay - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Somehow the two murderers names are still private even though they're murderers. Looks like the both got a whopping 3 years for stomping a girl to death. What a joke.

 

[NTRMaster]

Spoiler: Not sure the situation, but I'm guessing "WHERE'S MY MONEY."

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Context is that she was a spy and they caught her ass.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Context is that she was a spy and they caught her ass.

Translation or are you native enough to know why?

 

[NTRMaster]

Translation or are you native enough to know why?

TL =
End of a sentence. Man "-in complete." Guessing he was telling her to say her full name. Girl "Maria fernade garcial albarez"
Man "What is the name of the person who gave you orders to infiltrate us?" Girl " Fernando mendoza"
Man "Who are the ones responsible for planning all this bullshit you were doing?" Girl " Fernando and Fransico"
Man "Who are the people that were sent to spy on us? Name or (no fucking idea)" Girl " Oscar sayago and me"
Man "Who was the person you reported all out movement too?" Girl "fernando mendoza"
Man "Now you see if you fuck with us you have to---(gibberish for the rest as the girl talks over and screams) Girl " Dude no way" "screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

TL =
End of a sentence. Man "-in complete." Guessing he was telling her to say her full name. Girl "Maria fernade garcial albarez"
Man "What is the name of the person who gave you orders to infiltrate us?" Girl " Fernando mendoza"
Man "Who are the ones responsible for planning all this bullshit you were doing?" Girl " Fernando and Fransico"
Man "Who are the people that were sent to spy on us? Name or (no fucking idea)" Girl " Oscar sayago and me"
Man "Who was the person you reported all out movement too?" Girl "fernando mendoza"
Man "Now you see if you fuck with us you have to---(gibberish for the rest as the girl talks over and screams) Girl " Dude no way" "screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Awesome, that's much appreciated. I can usually guess but it's always nice to have that added into. Seriously, thanks again!

 

[Gregg Turkington]

And those is from Australia case I don't know much about, they beat a girl to death.

Is it? I did hear the Australian accent at the very start, then it switched to an American one. You sure this isn't some Australian bitch who has lived in the US for many years? Or did they all pretend to be American to avoid identification?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Spoiler: Magic schoolbus

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This looks like it was intentional. You see the bus driver turn the wheel to the left inside the bus, then when you see the bus on the bridge there's no overcorrecting. He just takes a sharp left right over the bridge. It looks like he was fed up with his job anyway.