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[KiwiFuzz]

Everyone's following the Wi Spa riots in LA, of course?

As well as the diarrhea slip & slide saga?

I am 100% here for "The Tranch Goes To A Water Park."

Beaver fever time!

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

Mmmm, a swimming pool full of necrotic wound fluids, how refreshing

 

[Yamamura]

Spoiler

Link | Archive

Same energy

 

[Meiwaku]

More Kevin Incoming:

I think Kevin would be heckin turned on by being shamed in his mankini djdkfjfkekd hgnnn

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

transphobia.

Just use the men's changing room then, you muppet. Then both you and ciswomen will be safer, win-win situation.

Can someone explain the pool fear?

They're not scared of going to the pool, they're just not going to bother if they aren't allowed to look into the women's changing room. That's all it is.

 

[Meiwaku]

Just use the men's changing room then, you muppet. Then both you and ciswomen will be safer, win-win situation.

They're not scared of going to the pool, they're just not going to bother if they aren't allowed to look into the women's changing room. That's all it is.

No they're scared of real women because even seeing landwhale females or old ladies if they are CIS is NONEUPHORIC

 

[Drums Into Space]

Remember when we used to write parody song lyrics about Kevin? Remember the 1997 animated musical "Anastasia", and the Aaliyah song "Journey to the Past"? There's a line in it that goes "home, love, family" and I always say "cope, seethe, dilate" to the tune of the song.

Hole don't fail me now
Mix-tress, don't desert me
Don't turn back, go in my rear
People always say, I make awful choices
No one ever mentions fear

Or how dildoes can seem so long
How the Korps can be a role
Twitter see me through
Wedge, I'm trusting you
On this journey to Am Hole

Somewhere down this road
I know Earl is waiting
My fetish just can't be wrong
Am Hole will open wide
I'll be safe and wanted
Finally home where I belong

Cope! Seethe! Diiiiii-late!
There was once a time
I must have had them too
Cope, seethe, dilate
I will never be complete
Until I find you

I an willing to make this a real song if you (or someone else) wants to sing it, record it and send it to me and I can mix it with an instrumental.

 

[Old Fart]

Point of order- Wedge isn't deaf, he's Deaf. People who are deaf have trouble hearing, while Deaf people are insufferable faggots who wish they were deaf.

The people on the Deaf forums I once skimmed were almost certainly deaf. The point is, they consider their subculture of people communicating in sign language and sometimes living in communities, a culture worth cherishing and preserving. And they take this to the point they don't want their deaf-born children to get cochlear implants and such. Some of them even expressed the hope their children would be deaf.

They're an obnoxious cult, but I doubt they'd even let a hypochondriac like Wedge in.

 

[Meiwaku]

The people on the Deaf forums I once skimmed were almost certainly deaf. The point is, they consider their subculture of people communicating in sign language and sometimes living in communities, a culture worth cherishing and preserving. And they take this to the point they don't want their deaf-born children to get cochlear implants and such. Some of them even expressed the hope their children would be deaf.

They're an obnoxious cult, but I doubt they'd even let a hypochondriac like Wedge in.

Watching Wedge be Gatekept probably is the most delicious thing. I can only imagine the Ma'amtrum. I hope he posted his med reciepts on there bitching about normal hearing tests

Doublepost but the Lore has expanded dramatically for Kevin

We knew his dad died but now we have a timeframe AND Diagnoses

- went to christian school
- was in sped classes minus senior year
- had meltdowns and panic attacks in normie classes
- has tourettes with verbal ticks so picture him sitting normally and going HGNNNN HUFF HUFF
- not "officially" dxd but like... Kevin this is 0% a surprise

Kevin confirmed short bus rider





I will agree with Kevin it is hardmode because you are ugly.

 

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Okay, time to make the Wedge thread.

I'll be going through my notes, but quote this post and share your favorite Wedge post/moment.

 

[Meiwaku]

Okay, time to make the Wedge thread.

I'll be going through my notes, but quote this post and share your favorite Wedge post/moment.

Disagree but i still love you

If you need help I'm available as a huge wedge fan. Im anti- wedge separatist because he's such a good kevin sideshow but his lore is getting extensive. And Kevin is kinda boring without his orbiters but honestly I feel the Trannosphere here is getting to the point it might need its own sub.

Here's some highlights in no order:

• His posting that we call him wedge because his penis is shaped like brie cheese like that wasn't the most autistic thing ever
• Licking the amhole and havin kevin suck his micro cheese
• Posting his medical documents proving that hes is not deaf but needs a translator anyways. THEN posting he sleeps with earplugs and THEN posting about his butthole lasering with having a translator there.... absolutely lunacy
• Anorectal violence blow out
• Getting a caregiver to bathe and dress him
• Being unable to juggle
• The Slow weight gain
• Him x trash baby eva hamplanet porn who is gross even for troon standards
• The mxstress
• His posts revealing who the "mxtress" is aka a troon uglier than him with a weird dick.
• All of his chimpouts and ma'amtrums are amazing

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

Okay, time to make the Wedge thread.

I'll be going through my notes, but quote this post and share your favorite Wedge post/moment.

When he got BTFOd by twitter for saying transwomen are men

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Doublepost but the Lore has expanded dramatically for Kevin

We knew his dad died but now we have a timeframe AND Diagnoses

- went to christian school
- was in sped classes minus senior year
- had meltdowns and panic attacks in normie classes
- has tourettes with verbal ticks so picture him sitting normally and going HGNNNN HUFF HUFF
- not "officially" dxd but like... Kevin this is 0% a surprise

Kevin confirmed short bus rider

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I will agree with Kevin it is hardmode because you are ugly.

While Kev's not the type to delete his shit I'd like to see some of these.
https://archive.ph/AmqTq (My kid isn't autistic)
https://archive.ph/vhBDA (Tourette's/Trooning in hard mode)

Bonus: Wedge degeneracy

DenFur 🦦 | Harlequin Adams on Twitter: "I transitioned so people wou…

archived 4 Jul 2021 21:57:45 UTC

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Kev's starting a twitch career

🏳️‍⚧️ Kathryn Gibes 🔜 DenFur ✨ on Twitter: "Probably something I'll…

archived 4 Jul 2021 21:57:46 UTC

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I fucking hate twitter.

Okay, time to make the Wedge thread.

Please don't. Wedge doesn't deserve a thread and you deserve the free time.

 

[Meiwaku]

While Kev's not the type to delete his shit I'd like to see some of these.
https://archive.ph/AmqTq (My kid isn't autistic)
https://archive.ph/vhBDA (Tourette's/Trooning in hard mode)

Bonus: Wedge degeneracy
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DenFur 🦦 | Harlequin Adams on Twitter: "I transitioned so people wou…

archived 4 Jul 2021 21:57:45 UTC

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Kev's starting a twitch career
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kathryn Gibes 🔜 DenFur ✨ on Twitter: "Probably something I'll…

archived 4 Jul 2021 21:57:46 UTC

archive.ph

I fucking hate twitter.

Please don't. Wedge doesn't deserve a thread and you deserve the free time.

Oh god getting Kevstreams.... This will be beautiful

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Okay, time to make the Wedge thread.

I'll be going through my notes, but quote this post and share your favorite Wedge post/moment.

I am also of the mind Wedge doesn't deserve one, but if you think its needed:
1. The drama b/w him and his workplace over not being able to wear shorts.
2. His claims of being in a cult.
3. His failed marriage w/ a real woman.
4. The fact he is sharing an apartment with 4 (?) other trannies.
5. The weird clown identification thing he has going on.

 

[Karen™]

Ninja'd on the (very exciting!) Twitch ambition.

Alas, even playing vidya in front of a camera might just take too many spoons:


The inspiration for said ambition: the AGP hit so hard that he thought he could titty stream

Spoiler: sad, lopsided moobs

 

[giganigga]

"gays should be fucking me constantly"
Gays only fuck other men, so his logic checks out.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Ninja'd on the (very exciting!) Twitch ambition.

Alas, even playing vidya in front of a camera might just take too many spoons:
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The inspiration for said ambition: the AGP hit so hard that he thought he could titty stream
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Spoiler: sad, lopsided moobs

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The thing about twitch where he says it's "Starting to feel like homework"... Are you kidding me? It's easier than ever for absolutely anyone to set up a decent looking stream, and channel for attracting viewers. Yes Kevin, you'll need to do that if you want to try and make a Twitch career out of your gaming addiction (which oddly, isn't a bad choice for him, not that I expect his channel would be very successful mind you, but it is a logical choice of trying to make money for someone who sits inside playing video games all day, without changing that aspect of their life) Anyway, point is, if you want to make ANY new venture work, online or in the real world, you have to put in effort and "do your homework". Big deal, any competent self sufficient adult understands this. So naturally Kevin just complains.

Oh and another thing that just occurred to me: How the hell does Kevin plan to stream with the Tranch's electric and internet situation being as it is? Their power situation might be a bit more stable since the solar power system and batteries WERE replaced/upgraded, but unless they paid to run new cables or fiber all the way out to their ranch in the middle of nowhere, I'd expect that nothing will have improved with their piss-poor rural internet speed.

Also those "tits" are an absolute abomination and I regret quoting the whole post because I have had to look at them while typing all of this.

 

[stupid frog]

Doublepost but the Lore has expanded dramatically for Kevin

We knew his dad died but now we have a timeframe AND Diagnoses

- went to christian school
- was in sped classes minus senior year
- had meltdowns and panic attacks in normie classes
- has tourettes with verbal ticks so picture him sitting normally and going HGNNNN HUFF HUFF
- not "officially" dxd but like... Kevin this is 0% a surprise

Kevin confirmed short bus rider

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I will agree with Kevin it is hardmode because you are ugly.

Imagine being such a weak ass bitch you can't handle middle school.

 

[Meiwaku]

Imagine being such a weak ass bitch you can't handle middle school.

I just picture someone wrangling him into the tard class because something made him do a full REEEEEEEEEEEE

While Kev's not the type to delete his shit I'd like to see some of these.
https://archive.ph/AmqTq (My kid isn't autistic)
https://archive.ph/vhBDA (Tourette's/Trooning in hard mode)

Thanks for the archive im mostly a mobilefag so it takes a long time.