Whats the deal with airline food?

[LupinIII]

What's the deal with airline food?

Every time I eat airline food, I end up passing out cold then waking up 4 to 6 hours later with my pants around my ankles and a sharp pain in my bum (And by "eat" I mean "ingest copious amounts willingly", and by "airline food" I mean "date rape drugs").

Any ideas?

 

[stupid frog]

The food is in the sky.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Given that the goal of the airline industry seems to be to rape its passengers as hard as it possibly can, I'd say you're just getting the Authentic Airline Experience™.

 

[kittyfucker]

Oh, you haven't heard? Mr. Cosby is a flight attendant now.

The actual reason for airline food tasting strange is because at high altitudes your tastebuds stop working properly, and because taste is also influenced a lot by what we smell - the air in airplanes is so dry it causes your nose to smell way less. These two factors together make airline food taste terrible when on the ground, "airline food" just tastes normal.

 

[TFT-A9]

There's got to be a better way to fly to Thailand than this, man.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Your nose makes all the sky food taste like poopoopeepee

 

[OfficerBagget]

So this is what Jerry Seinfeld means about Airline food.

Kramer busts through the door.

"Jerry, you just got raped by some Afro Americans"

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Take a yacht next time, pleb.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

I can honestly say that I've never had a bad experience with airplane food, but the only time I have meals on planes is when I fly first class.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

What's the deal with airline food?

 

[Vingle]

Its part of its service to mandatory make one part of the high mile club. Don't you have some compassion for the flight attendants?They are of course hiding big dongs under their pretty uniforms. And its a secret sex signal, when they ask for coffee or tea. Coffee for anal, tea for oral.

Have you seen how dry and ugly their skin is? That’s men, women biologically have smoother skin than men.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Airline food sure was better back in the day.

What Flying Was Like in the 60s - YouTube

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

your mom

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I wish Elaine was my wife. She is literally the cutest woman in the world. like, I hate jews, but she really makes me think twice about the whole Israel thing. Anyways, I want to impregnate her and make her carry my children, I want her to let me rest my head on her lap while she calls me her "good little goy" while she strokes my hair. i want to kiss her and have her shove me and say "SHUT UP!" while her mouth hangs open. I want Elaine, and I hope she wants me.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Just keep telling yourself that. It's a very nice closet.