Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Karen™]

Never gonna get over this dudes weird ass neck, tbh.

I swear this relationship is somehow related to Kev having a crush on the alpacas.

Also inb4 the weird chaser slapfight goes to spergatory

 

[Chandler Bing]

Not literally maybe, but there's something fundamentally wrong with him. He started "challenges" in the past featuring photos of a tranny on a Discord server. I'll let you figure out what kind of challenge it was.

You Nutt you lose? Like you laugh you lose but with being a degenerate tranny lover to their am hole pics?

 

[stupid frog]

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is there a cursed neck thread, cause it might have potential

 

[Lawrence of Algeria]

You Nutt you lose? Like you laugh you lose but with being a degenerate tranny lover to their am hole pics?

The opposite. You cum, you win. Cum on the photo.

 

[Putin Bot]

Don't make a thread on the wedge. While I do find him entertaining, he is the type who thinks there's no such thing as bad or good publicity, and he would milk this thread as hard as he could to get even more attention. Hence why he's more than happy to aggressively insert himself into a conversation that doesn't involve him, and why he lurks here. He's a fucking clown prostitute, which while funny, ain't that special in this day of whoring yourself out on the internet. And quite honestly, he's pretty boring compared to Kevin. I mean, he was degenerate enough to lick the amhole TWICE, but that's not enough to warrant a thread.

There are better Kevvie orbiters to make a thread of. Maybe that fat wannabe bimbo orc dude?

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Lmao at @Gone Ham getting cancelled ITT. It seems that we are no better than the twitter tranny hivemind in that regard...

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Okay, time to make the Wedge thread.

I'll be going through my notes, but quote this post and share your favorite Wedge post/moment.

My favorite Wedge moment... The time we found Wedge's Reddit and went through his history. A close second is when Wedge made some degenerate tweet about Mxtress not letting him cum until after he finished painting his Warhammer figurines, because I feel as though it represents so much of his personality that not including it would be negligent.

 

[stupid frog]

The opposite. You cum, you win. Cum on the photo.

@Gone Ham I think you need to admit to your crimes so we can all move on dude.

Also, put me in the screenshot xo

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

I’ve gotta defend @Gone Ham here for a minute because I actually want to see the video too. And not in the “lol trainwreck” sense; I compare it more to the Bene Gesserit pain box. I need to find out that the fear isn’t real. I need to test my limits and come out the other end the Kwisatz Haderach.

 

[Putin Bot]

There's nothing wrong with pointing out each other's autism, but if we're on this thread, we definitely are the morbidly curious type. We like fucked up shit, and having to document Kevvie's life, we all want to see it enacted in real life. I wanted to see the video too, but I'm certainly not giving a clown prostitute with a blasted out asshole any money to see him lick mutilated genitalia. And, I'm not the type to ask for someone else to do the same, nor mention that I really would like to see the video.

But come on, we all wanted to see the video. Some a bit more than others, but hey, who here doesn't like seeing how low people will go for chasing a fetish.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I’ve gotta defend @Gone Ham here for a minute because I actually want to see the video too. And not in the “lol trainwreck” sense; I compare it more to the Bene Gesserit pain box. I need to find out that the fear isn’t real. I need to test my limits and come out the other end the Kwisatz Haderach.

First of all, it's good to see a fellow Dunefag in the thread. As for the video, I also think it's for the best it sees the light of day. Above all other things, we are a forum for documentation. Somewhat due to the purpose of the site, I think it's better that those who might derive some kind of enjoyment (morbid or otherwise) from watching Kev and Wedge's sad, creepy facsimile of "lesbian sex" are able to access it than that everyone is denied the content regardless of their personal feelings about it. For what it's worth, I plan to stay as far away from that video as possible, but I recognize that others might have different positions on the topic.

 

[BSC]

At least be a man and use your main Faggot.

If you want to see him on his main you'll have to go to the site that shall not be named. Kinda lame that you can get yeeted off the Farms for some harmless banter tbh. Many such cases. Sad!

Anyway enough about gay forum drama, I'm surprised no one posted this yet. Kevin has so many fucking toys that he's run out of shelf space and has them cluttering up his basement. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's not going to prevent him from ordering more though.




Something about this fat chaser's face makes me giggle like an idiot every time I see him show up in the replies to trancher tweets.


Am toy.

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[Meiwaku]

Don't worry Kevvy we are so fucking ready. For Kevin Twitch (should we say Tick?). I pray for verbals tourettes ticks.

Crossposting because he updated his amazon wishlist today and I found it super ironic he wants ranching farming games LOL

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin is such a serious collector. No, for real though.

Throwing entire boxes of fragile pieces (of limited item?) on the floor. Smashing up a Magic card. Buying Target cheapies. Unboxing everything. Storing them loose in a storage bin like the childrens toys they are. Leaving items open in a dust and probably rodent filled area. More I can't fucking remember right now.
And he still has hundreds of dollars of toys on pre order.

Really gotta respect the guy.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Crossposting because he updated his amazon wishlist today and I found it super ironic he wants ranching farming games LOL
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How much do you want to bet that Penny told him that the games are going to be training for ranch life, and that by playing them he's "helping"? It kind of reminds me of when I'd give my younger brother a video game controller with no batteries in it as a kid so he could "play along" with the game.

 

[Trianon]

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Hey, yeah, man, all-trans pool party. You could invite trans youth and make it a safe space, you could get a trans elder to supervise ... maybe Yaniv, just spitballing. I hear he's very helpful with bathroom problems.

"Bwuh us gentle baby twoons are to scared to use the locker rooms and changing rooms because twansphobia!!"

Lmao fuck off, there have been multiple incidents where a man claiming to be a woman intrudes on these spaces and flashes women and children because it makes them horny. Clearly they aren't that scared.

And while I know the thought of a man flashing women makes a troon horny and feel heckin valid and is 10/10 big mood and they would never kinkshame someone, this shit is extremely disgusting and demeaning for actual women. In sane parts of the world it is a fucking crime. Troons' whole thing is making women uncomfortable to get horny so of course they sympathize with the flasher.

Mothers and grandmothers getting pissed and reporting indecent exposure/sexual harassment because men want to show their naked man bodies and penises to little girls isn't discrimination. If ☆transcuties☆ are all so stealth and "just want to pee!", why do they keep getting reported for yanking their dicks out in front of kids?

You'll notice transmen never seem to end up in the news for this shit. Almost as if transwomen enjoy their privilege of brute strength and never passing to scare and intimidate women, who will try to avoid confrontation anyways, because it makes the troon horny and they know women can't physically fight back. This is the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch where two members proudly discuss how they literally beat a woman. Like come on.

Any business that doesn't stand by the women being sexually harassed by troons deserves to rot and have troon-only members. Have fun cleaning up after em, we all know how they never took their hygiene and cleanliness standards beyond "teenage boy with apathetic parents" level and they have absolutely no consideration for others.

Remember there is significant overlap between leftists demanding vaccination passports before you can go to a movie theater and leftists saying self-ID is totally fine when it comes to bathrooms and voting machines.

Your dumb asses destroyed a commonsense code of honor that allowed women to be able to raise the alarm when a man was somewhere he was not supposed to be. I hope you aren't allowed back in a bathroom until your entire medical history gets posted on the wall of every stall. You deserve to be bureaucratized because you just couldn't handle the responsibility on your own.

I an willing to make this a real song if you (or someone else) wants to sing it, record it and send it to me and I can mix it with an instrumental.

Please do a "Pet Sounds" mix.

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Cucumber is at Lin Manuel Miranda levels of lip-biting c r i n g e.

Would it be better to just make a post in this thread to dump Wedge lore and link it from the OP as reference? However, it didn't take long for me to get his whole deal just hovering in this thread for a bit, he's pretty self-explanatory.

 

[Meiwaku]

I an willing to make this a real song if you (or someone else) wants to sing it, record it and send it to me and I can mix it with an instrumental.

I can't sing for shit but I'm totally down to draw the cover art for this song

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wedge tries to punk out some rando on Twitter, winds up taking huge L.
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"See not everybody is so in desperate need of therapy they have to show their butthole to strangers. I'm sorry your daddy didn't love you but you're in your 30s it's time to start growing up. Nobody wants to see a 40 year olds butthole."

someone get joey boy a beer Keep fighting the good fight and triggering these freaks good boys.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I've read an unhealthy amount of fundie propaganda, and they would hold that woman was created as a helper and that the essence of femininity is taking as much work off the shoulders of others as possible.

In respect to that propaganda, even men are supposed to help women in their own way. Mainly providing monetarily for them and any children they have together. Yet both are to be servants of each other, for the underlying idea is that neither is independent of the other. Both work to care for the other, as both are to be as one flesh.

 

[Meiwaku]

Seethe cope....


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