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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Not to mention that all the tactics sperging in this thread has pretty well demonstrated how they're fucked if the "militia" ever really does come knocking, especially since the "militia" has "the backing of local authorities and law enforcement".

Also jfc why are you tearing the entire BCG down and getting the Q-Tips out after just a couple of mags, you really are a fucking POG vet Penny. It's an AR15, it'll run all kinds of dirty and some Hoppes 9 and Remoil is more than adequate to keep it running, armory isn't going to reject it anymore and Q Tips are a bad idea since that cotton can come off the tip and leave fabric inside moving parts if you get too rough with it. I'll take my top hats but gad damn I had to get that off of my chest.
I think Phil is going for the intimidation factor. He's showing off his gun, hoping to send a message of "Yeah, transphobes! I own a gun and I'm no afraid to use it!" He has no idea (or he doesn't care) that he's appearing to be one of those gung-ho militia members he claims to hate (the irony is palpable.)
 
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this isn't even 5'o clock shadow now this is just unkempt
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I actually meant this specimen with the.... Dragonair Pokémon tattoo... Jesus fucking shit Troons just keep walking that stereotype line mf
 
They named it after some faggot anarchist who shot the president in the stomach but didn't kill him right away. Technically McKinley died 8 days later due to infection. They should have named him after the gut bacteria that actually did the job.
did they know the name was a presidential assasin? I was hoping some kiween would foot the bill land have them name it josh after the doggo leader or supreme court justice who was against gay marriage
 
did they know the name was a presidential assasin? I was hoping some kiween would foot the bill land have them name it josh after the doggo leader or supreme court justice who was against gay marriage
They probably did, and thought they were being very 2 edgy 4 u. Also, nobody but a troon with self-actualization issues is gonna spend money on naming a fucking llama.
 
They probably did, and thought they were being very 2 edgy 4 u. Also, nobody but a troon with self-actualization issues is gonna spend money on naming a fucking llama.
Tbh the person who paid also kept anti-kiwiposted and sells ammo and shit. If it is a kiween, he is doing a great job stealthing and passing unlike some Troons

Live! From the Trannosphere! Someone else who was in their gun sperging comments section who is a Tranch orbiter. He seems to absolutely be a horse cow himself.
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Or use government gibs for holes and hormones

Tranch Update. The baby is named after William McKinley's asassin by that tacticool orbiter
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This is the hard left equivilant of the hardcore Christians naming people after background characters in the bible or after a famous preacher if you're mormon.

Imagine idolizing a guy who tried to make a change by commiting a henious act of violence that only made his movement look worse in the eyes of the public and changed nothing for his fellow oppressed. A very troon hero indeed.
 
Live! From the Trannosphere! Someone else who was in their gun sperging comments section who is a Tranch orbiter. He seems to absolutely be a horse cow himself.
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twitwer logic: OMG YOU POSTED SUPPORT FOR AMERIKKKA?! BANNED! BANNED! GET OUT OFF OUR PLATFORM BIGOT!

Also Tiwtter: Oh what a stunning and brave micro girldick you have! lets let our users as young as 13 see it and marvel at it! so kawai! :feels:
 
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They were not up until recently, now?

I like, "When we figure it all out...", is just an admission of failing...
"yalls"
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

Barn raising is historically a community/neighborhood job. Not really common anymore, but it would be nice if they could ask the neighbors about the easiest way to build it!
 
I don't remember that but really funny if true.
Wasnt it Phil a while back that was stating how confused he was that people at the previous July 4th parade were in his words treating firearms like accessories? Ironic how they're doing exactly that

There's a newspaper thats hardcore freedom posting here's an excerpt since its 4th of troon-lie and I'm sure the newspapers sentiment is the same. Here's the link down below is the editor's full response. Theres two tranch articles here basically. The other one was a response to 9news article which basically said "what the fuck does it matter how we voted? What type of oppression bullshit is this we're just a farming community"

Last year's Fourth of Troon-lie response
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There's a newspaper thats hardcore freedom posting here's an excerpt since its 4th of troon-lie and I'm sure the newspapers sentiment is the same. Here's the link down below is the editor's full response. Theres two tranch articles here basically. The other one was a response to 9news article which basically said "what the fuck does it matter how we voted? What type of oppression bullshit is this we're just a farming community"

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So I'm gonna tactics sperg one last time (at least hopefully for a little while):

Basically, there's two types of criminals/attackers; opportunistic predators and violent predators. Most people have this idea that presenting yourself as a hard target is the best way to avoid criminals since most criminals are opportunistic and a hard target does not provide an easy opportunity, in many cases this is true, but it only works against crimes of opportunity. If someone is determined to get something you have or just really fucking hates you or you just happen to be somewhere that they are dedicated to attacking, being visibly armed is a really bad idea. That criminal may not act alone and lightly armed against you right at that moment, but once they know your capabilities they're just gonna roll in with heavier hardware and/or much more people than you have because they are determined to attack you but they want to do it when they will have the advantage.

Once again, coordinating and ingratiating yourself with the local community is the best defense against this.
 
Or use government gibs for holes and hormones

Tranch Update. The baby is named after William McKinley's asassin by that tacticool orbiter
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3edgy5me bullshit aside, Leon Czolgosz is a terrible name for an animal. It's so wordy and hard to pronounce that the name is almost definitely going to get shortened to just Leon, which is what Mr. Anarchist Assassin should have named it in the first place.
 
Our man had best be in top form if he's going to pull off a successful operation. The tranch is on high alert this week in response to all the bigoted bullshit going on around the country.
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100% Unironically: Brian Risso would mog the fuck out of a posse of armed tranchers through force of personality alone. Look past their tacticool larping and you'll find a bunch of fragile omega males terrified of even the slightest confrontation. If Tooter came to the tranch, he could probably pull a coup in a few hours by being a manic freak none of them are willing to step to.
 
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