DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Schmeckel]

took me 5mins too >.> <.< >.>

Dead clock theorem. It's OK, my fellow tractor.

 

[King Nutsack]

Imagine being so entitled that you can complain about "only" making $100 for two hours of drunk raging about Call of Duty.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Imagine being so entitled that you can complain about "only" making $100 for two hours of drunk raging about Call of Duty.

Now that should be his Twitter header. Fuck "The Immortal" he is obviously "The Entitled." Not that he's the only one we're basically living in the age of entitlement, but somebody has to take the title and it fits him like a glove. If he were born 5 years earlier he'd be so screwed.

 

[Dashi112]

1st time poster, long time lurker.

Phil is gonna do another 'marathon' https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1411963839592075267

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

(Yet another) BEGATHON INCOMING!

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[Stationary Tevin]

edit: Not sure why it's saying that, but it's a link to tornado golfing salt.

I showed this to my gf who loves Nintendo shit and she was so confused why people watch this guy, let alone give him money. She got genuinely mad when I told her how much money he makes.

 

[DeeTracktor]

''To pay the bills''

Never change Phil

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

(Yet another) BEGATHON INCOMING!
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Hmm? What's with FFVII on the PS1? Seems like an odd choice. Doesn't he despise that particular game and like to make fun of it because it's such an overrated game compared to his beloved IV?

He can play the remastered PS1 version on console sure, but wouldn't it make sense to play a Final Fantasy game that your audience hasn't seen in a long time, like maybe VIII or even XII? (the latter might be asking for to much, since he hates long-ish games like Divinity).

Wait who am I kidding, Phil doesn't think that carefully about this shit.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Hmm? What's with FFVII on the PS1? Seems like an odd choice. Doesn't he despise that particular game and like to make fun of it because it's such an overrated game compared to his beloved IV?

He can play the remastered PS1 version on console sure, but wouldn't it make sense to play a Final Fantasy game that your audience hasn't seen in a long time, like maybe VIII or even XII? (the latter might be asking for to much, since he hates long-ish games like Divinity).

Wait who am kidding, Phil doesn't think that carefully about this shit.

He has retconned his stance on FFVII and now he likes it and wants to show off how different it is from the remake apparently. Get ready for a two year long slog with a lot of pink rock salt.

What is IP2? ARPANET?

 

[JimiHendrix]

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what a boring fucking selection.

game he's already playing

game he's played before

game he obviously wants to play

game he's played before

the choices are fucking endless.

 

[arrivefriday]

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For fucks sake why would anyone want to watch this fat retard LALALALA his way through Chrono Trigger?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

what a boring fucking selection.

game he's already playing

game he's played before

game he obviously wants to play

game he's played before

the choices are fucking endless.

Aluddapeepol in the replies are bitching about the shitty selection on display and he told one of them that he's completely factually wrong.

 

[Adebisi]

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Save the House 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[General Tug Boat]

I don't even know how he can fuck up this many times at a game like Conker. Don't get me wrong, there are some frustrating parts, but there is no way he should be dying this many times. To be honest I have never actually sat down long enough to watch any of his gameplay streams. I decided this week to watch him attempt to play some games from my childhood, just to see how much he fucking sucks at these games, and it is unbelievable. He can't figure out the most basic of game mechanics without resorting to asking his wheel chair whales to figure it out for him.

Even the nightclub segment was embarassing, it took him well over half an hour to clear that segment. Now I am at the part he is doing the hoverboard. Even though the hoverboard segment is a pain in the ass, there is no way it should be taking him this long to figure out the track. The same segment loops to throughout the majority of it, I swear to God his depth perception is horrible. It's like he can't see how close or far any of the objects are on the screen.

Then he is in such a rush to play through a segment he doing a bunch of extra button presses he doesn't need to do which end up killing him most of the time. He can't figure out Conker, Donkey Kong 64, Sunshine, or fucking Mario World. No matter the game he makes the same mistakes constantly. Then makes up that there is some fucked up game mechanic that doesn't even exist.

He clearly does not enjoy playing video games, which he has to lie to his audience to say he plays to have fun. This guy doesn't have fun at all with any game, he is negative and hates everything he plays. If Phil lived in Iran, they would cut his hands of because his gameplay would be considered HARAM.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

What am I even supposed to vote for? Theyre all shit lmao

 

[PieceofShet]

''To pay the bills''

Never change Phil

Dont worry, he will never change. On his deathbed he will beg for the nurse to pay his hospital bills.

All 4 are shit btw.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

Must admit I never expected this level of begging to come before he was into his 40's, pretty incredible. He is truly unhinged at this point and the next few years are gonna be wild as he attempts to alienate even his vegetative state fans.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

ive always wondered what phils neighbors/ gated community think of him, staying all day in his house playing video games and yelling at randoms on the internet.

They must hear him and see him on his mall walking day. I'd imagine it'd be like living next to the Dr. and his family in The Burbs. He is the oddity of the community.

I hate DSP so much. I know it's stupid, but he's a constant reminder that terrible people exist and get rewarded for being terrible and it's very depressing.

I understand you but will say crippling addiction and debt problems are no way a reward.

Aluddapeepol in the replies are bitching about the shitty selection on display and he told one of them that he's completely factually wrong.
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That guy isn't wrong and DSP being DSP has no self awareness. I'd throw a Racing game in there too. Dave's eyesight is almost Mr. Magoo level bad so he'd be running into things everywhere.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I hope you guys had a good 4th of July. I spent some time with some family members at a baseball stadium yesterday. Unsurprisingly, Phil continues to waste away playing games he hates, and even less surprising, nothing super interesting happened.

At least he's still miserable, so I can't complain too much.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I hope you guys had a good 4th of July. I spent some time with some family members at a baseball stadium yesterday. Unsurprisingly, Phil continues to waste away playing games he hates, and even less surprising, nothing super interesting happened.

At least he's still miserable, so I can't complain too much.

I like how he flipped the no mentioning money script and is doubling down on the begging. Sounds like a good 4th and always remember Dave is "immortal".