Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Old Fart]

Wedge should stay in this thread because Kevin and Wedge go together like a horse and Autobahn traffic accident.

Spoiler: I mean

 

[AssignedEva]

imagine your dad trooning out to then go post """sexy""" thirstrap pics that look like this.

It's got to be at the point that this isn't even misgendering. With most of the other trans lolcows on here who don't even approach passing, you can still see at least a token attempt in photographs to communicate "I want to be considered a woman and addressed with she/her". I mean, the token attempt is usually something awful like being a clown prostitute, but at least you know Wedge is trying to signal that he wants to be called a woman.

This photo of Cucumber is literally just a dorky dude. He's not even doing the bare minimum Kev stuff of wearing a woman's tank top and "girl shorts". Even Penny will throw on something with a trans pride flag. There is nothing in his "thirst trap" that would lead anyone to conclude anything other than "Huh maybe that guy's a computer programmer".

Anyway enough about gay forum drama, I'm surprised no one posted this yet. Kevin has so many fucking toys that he's run out of shelf space and has them cluttering up his basement. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's not going to prevent him from ordering more though.

Am toy.

Have they never bothered fixing the basement window? The glass in the door is all smashed. I'm also intrigued that half the stuff in that basement appears to just be empty cardboard boxes and miscellaneous rubbish. You'd think they could have given it to Jarrod so he could have a bonfire to honour the fire goddxss. Unless they know they'll need to hold onto a bunch of packing boxes for when the Tranch inevitably fails.

Also do you think am toy is him being self aware about his meme status or is he just communicating in that weird subby bad grammar style again

Afaik it takes at least a year to fully heal but I think its just because he's lolfat

A neovagina that's been properly dilated for years might only need dilation once a fortnight, whereas a fresh one needs to be dilated twice a day. It's not just to do with healing/granulation tissue (most neovaginas aren't actually "open wounds", as they are lined with skin/peritoneal tissue/colon), it's because the pelvic floor has been forced apart to accommodate a pseudo-vaginal cavity, and the muscles and connective tissues keep trying to move back to their original positions.

Kevin's a special case though, because his surgeon fucked up the procedure and then ghosted him.

I really don't get why everyone is so opposed to Wedgie getting his own thread. He is by FAR the most entertaining orbiter in the Kevviesphere, and you're lying to yourself if you say otherwise. He produces way more lolmilk than a healthy majority of cows on this site.

Oh well, like I said in a previous post, I have no problem with keeping Wedge content contained to this thread. Just one less thread I have to follow I suppose. I guess if it causes him to seethe then it's for the best.

It's genuinely not because he doesn't warrant a thread, it's because he actually wants a thread. Talking about him but not giving him the validation of an actual thread is the worst of all possible worlds for Wedge.

Wedge is a clown; clowns are supposed to perform in the big top's ring, not the sideshow tent.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

I want the Wedge piss video too, but only so Dear Feeder can trick more unsuspecting farmers into viewing horrors beyond mortal comprehension next time he does a Kevin stream.

Hard agree. Spite blocking is best blocking.

The point of "you're not getting your own thread wedge" is to deny him another reason to get sympathy ass pats and make him seethe (as said before he is the Seethe in "seethe cope dilate)

Im surprised we haven't gotten a full dox yet afaik despite having his brother and his old pics.

We do have a full namedox (James Michael Blasingame; also goes by JJ Mikhale, which I think stands for James Jonah Mikhale which he legally changed his name to after leaving his family, and Jubilee Jonah Mikhale, which I believe is his legal troon name), along with a variety of other information about him, including his backstory: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, plus some extras. Part 3 is where most of the name and family shit is. Tagging @0 1 as this is all useful information for the Wedge thread OP and/or for linking to in Kevin's OP, depending on where the poll decides he belongs.

I also have a number of his addresses, including his (assumed) current one, courtesy of another user (can't remember if they wanted their involvement to be public, so I won't @ them here). I haven't posted them because a) he bounces around so much between troon group homes that it seems a little pointless, and b) I felt somewhat sympathetic after reading about his backstory during the dox (including the stuff about being kidnapped whilst prostituting himself) and didn't think an address dox was necessary whilst he was a sideshow to Kevin, and also might be actually genuinely dangerous since it seems like he does in-person prostitution and johns be crazy. The sympathy was prior to his continuous twitter chimpouts about how evil women and gays and anyone who's not a troon is, though, and he's rapidly wearing away at it.

Sidenote: I'm kind of disappointed in Wedge, honestly, having recently caught up with the thread and therefore read about all his chimpouts in quick and depressing succession. I spent a long time on his twitter as part of his dox, and my impression I got was, yes, mentally ill munchie, but also gay man who'd grown up in a strict and possibly cult-like Christian environment where he'd had to repress his sexuality. I have/had some sympathy for him, and had kind of hoped for a bit of a redemption arc (not from the munching, but from the craziest of the troon shit) if he could separare himself from Kevin et al. Yes, , I know. Unfortunately, looks like he's going down the shitter with the rest of them.

 

[Ridin' On My Scootypuff]

So which one of our resident furfag Kiwis is going to take one for the team and document Amhole in the wild at DenFur?

but of course he's a fucking furfag
absolutely disgusting, cannot even imagine the smell

 

[Meiwaku]

Just incase anyone was wondering if Wedge would milk his own thread he RTd a 6 day old post to add retardation to milk points



He is deserving of his own thread undoubtedly but his seething is too delicious. Maybe a write up in the OP as a notable sideshow.


@s0mbra looks like you won the screenshot award by using the most slurs and "threats" kek. The rest of us clearly are failing

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Wedge strikes me as the kind of guy who secretly wants a thread for the pity party and is a bit pissed off at the fact that he is only seen as one of Kevins side characters. So just to annoy him I want him to remain a supporting character to the Kevin freakshow. Also he fills the void pretty well every time Kev is being boring.

 

[Enyo]

Pulled this replica wedge out of a fifteen pound bag of potatoes. It got skinned and cut up just like the real ones about to be.

Spoiler

 

[Law]

Wedge strikes me as the kind of guy who secretly wants a thread for the pity party and is a bit pissed off at the fact that he is only seen as one of Kevins side characters. So just to annoy him I want him to remain a supporting character to the Kevin freakshow. Also he fills the void pretty well every time Kev is being boring.

Wedge is King Kevvie's court jester.
Penny and Bonnie are his soldiers and men.
And all the alpacas couldn't put his am hole together again.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Keeping Wedge's exploits in this thread is something I prefer if only for the context they give to Kevin's lunacy. Otherwise he's just another boring tranny who puts on clown makeup and rants about gender bullshit. I guess the growing up in a cult thing is an interesting angle but not that noteworthy. I also agree it probably rankles his blown-out butthole that he's not important enough for a thread.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Wouldn’t it be nice if I were a woman
Then I wouldn’t have to be a fag
Oh wouldn’t it be nice if I had a pussy
And I wouldn’t have to have this stench

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up,
With a different gender that is new?
After having my junk cut off,
Pussy healing closed the whole night through

Grifted GoFundMe money we’ve been spending,
I wish that every sucker’s cash was never ending,
Oh, wouldn’t it be nice?

Maybe if we cope and seethe and dilate,
It might come true,
Mxstress, then there wouldn’t be a single thing we couldn’t do,
Oh, we’d use women’s bathrooms, (scare all the women)
And then we’d be happy, (love the fear in their faces)
Oh, wouldn’t it be nice?

 

[Chihiro]

Pulled this replica wedge out of a fifteen pound bag of potatoes. It got skinned and cut up just like the real ones about to be.

Spoiler

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You know damn well that potato is the size of at least 7 of Wedge's cheese..wedge.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Pulled this replica wedge out of a fifteen pound bag of potatoes. It got skinned and cut up just like the real ones about to be.

Spoiler

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Careful, if Kevin sees that he'll "dshfgdsf huff huff daddy gushingwater.gif".

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: sad, lopsided moobs

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As with any picture featuring Kevin's naked flesh, one's eyes seek relief by focusing on objects in the background. That looks like half a tube of cope on the counter behind him. Kev may have been exceeding the recommended dose again.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pulled this replica wedge out of a fifteen pound bag of potatoes. It got skinned and cut up just like the real ones about to be.

Spoiler

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Mexicans and evangelicals collect toast with the face of christ or mary on it.
Kiwis collect potatoes formed like the dick of a transsexual eunuch clown.

 

[funny amogus haha]

So which one of our resident furfag Kiwis is going to take one for the team and document Amhole in the wild at DenFur?

Are there any tranny chasers that we know?

 

[Gone Ham]

Are there any tranny chasers that we know?

Sorry, I'm there for strictly business purposes.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Keep coping

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Spoiler: Wedge goblin toes

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

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He really is shit at larping as deaf, isn't he?

 

[super thug]

When there was a lot of discussion around giving the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch their own thread, I didn't understand what all the fuss was about. I didn't think it even mattered because I've only really been around this place for a little over a year, still under 300 posts though. So at the time I didn't care either way.

Now I miss reading about all the other characters on that alpaca ranch but here in Kevin's own thread. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread is already hundreds of pages long, I don't think I can keep up with it.

I really wish I saw more updates about the Tranch in this thread, it was like a one-stop shop. I also think the people that suspect that Wedge actually wants his own thread are correct. He's such a perpetual histrionic mess, a goddamn clown prostitute of all things. Imagine not only admitting that to the world, but also selling videos of you being a clown prostitute and licking the piss off of another man's mutilated excuse for genitals. He clearly wants any attention, even negative attention. I think Kevin is probably the same way and only pretends to not enjoy his "notoriety" for extra ass-pats from concerned peers.

Honestly, I don't think Wedge is nearly interesting enough yet to warrant his own thread. I think we should wait for Wedge to really step it up if he wants his own thread. What does this Wedge retard even do (on his own) aside from getting in verbal slap fights on twitter over the dumbest shit and selling gross imagery of himself being debased as a clown prostitute? Without Kevin he just isn't very interesting. At all.

 

[Meiwaku]

Wedge has the ugliest feet im a footfag so im qualified to say thisand couldn't even be arsed to put on fresh nail polish for "fetish pics". Mf that's your JOB and you're still failing at being "sexy"