Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hambeast has increasingly becoming more and more annoying like she's in a manic state over losing her butler. It's hard to sit through a stream without being annoyed that she screeches that obnoxious fake laugh while taking stabs at Becky or just showing how much of a petty cunt she is... Specially with the money flexing...
 
Y’all I cannot understand why two fucking 30 year old women are collecting toys for children. Funko pops, amiibo, figures..etc there are literally so many other cool little things adults can collect but they choose these tiny little plastic pieces of junk? And then they just keep them in huge plastic tubs?? What’s the point of collecting it? Maybe if they were like re painting them or something as a hobby I could understand but wtf. Confused.
 
This is hoarding behavior. Impulsively buying shit that will never get used. It goes in to a drawer somewhere never to see the light of day. Amber is the physical embodiment of gluttony; both in food and buying things that will collect dust. She probably bought this shit thinking she was going to do something with it. We know Fat Amber gets a high from planning things. But when it comes to execution, the wheels fall off.
 
This is hoarding behavior. Impulsively buying shit that will never get used. It goes in to a drawer somewhere never to see the light of day. Amber is the physical embodiment of gluttony; both in food and buying things that will collect dust. She probably bought this shit thinking she was going to do something with it. We know Fat Amber gets a high from planning things. But when it comes to execution, the wheels fall off.
That’s the only thing I can think of honestly. They seem like they would be good craft materials for niche things. However when starting a new hobby it would probably be more wise to just buy a small amount of materials, so you don’t have a huge amount of shit you wasted money on if you never get to it or hate it. The impulse buying is a lot worse than I was thinking.
 
A certain haydur from Cleveland is live drunkstreaming with his wife and he just made more money from getting drunk and incoherently shitting on amber in the last hour than Amber makes in a week. God bless America.
Edit: They made about $16k by the time the stream ended around 4 am.
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Y’all I cannot understand why two fucking 30 year old women are collecting toys for children. Funko pops, amiibo, figures..etc there are literally so many other cool little things adults can collect but they choose these tiny little plastic pieces of junk? And then they just keep them in huge plastic tubs?? What’s the point of collecting it? Maybe if they were like re painting them or something as a hobby I could understand but wtf. Confused.
This whole statement is basically what everybody was saying when she was first buying that shit. The legos, that just got thrown into a box, the half of the first page completed colour and connect the dot books, name it and she's had a "faze" about it.
 
Guessing they’re actually going to storage unit based on the absolute hoard going on in the backseat. Imagine how much more stuff they can put in there without ALR’s mass.

she looks so pissed. I love it.
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jesus, she's so jaundiced i really thought this was a sepia filter at first.
 
Guessing they’re actually going to storage unit based on the absolute hoard going on in the backseat. Imagine how much more stuff they can put in there without ALR’s mass.

she looks so pissed. I love it.
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If she wasn't a 600 pound behemoth, they could fit more shit in the car and get the unit cleaned out a lot faster.
 
Y’all I cannot understand why two fucking 30 year old women are collecting toys for children. Funko pops, amiibo, figures..etc there are literally so many other cool little things adults can collect but they choose these tiny little plastic pieces of junk? And then they just keep them in huge plastic tubs?? What’s the point of collecting it? Maybe if they were like re painting them or something as a hobby I could understand but wtf. Confused.
in Ambers world, more is more..regardless of quality. So if you buy a funko pop for a price point of around 12 dollars, you only get one figure. If you buy one mini brands ball for 10 dollars, you get 5 things. Same goes for those shopkin abominations. You simply get more for the horde at the same price and don't forget, those things are tiny and cute and she's a dainty princess.
 
Guessing they’re actually going to storage unit based on the absolute hoard going on in the backseat. Imagine how much more stuff they can put in there without ALR’s mass.

she looks so pissed. I love it.
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She's Lah-ing about the filter - she has one of those ones that make you head look really small in comparison to your body

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It's definitely just hoarding. When you have that little going on day to day, you have to find something to look forward to or that gives you a boost. Consumer goods are a great key to that.

It wouldn't be so bad if she collected things that had a value that was likely to increase. But instead she buys things that are mass produced in the hundreds of thousands.
 
This is hoarding behavior. Impulsively buying shit that will never get used. It goes in to a drawer somewhere never to see the light of day. Amber is the physical embodiment of gluttony; both in food and buying things that will collect dust. She probably bought this shit thinking she was going to do something with it. We know Fat Amber gets a high from planning things. But when it comes to execution, the wheels fall off.
Addiction runs in the family, and if I'm not mistaken addiction is hereditary. Her mom and father both struggled with addictions, and though ALR doesn't necessarily have a drug addiction, she obviously has an addictive personality which leads her to collect pointless things AKA hoarding

Guessing they’re actually going to storage unit based on the absolute hoard going on in the backseat. Imagine how much more stuff they can put in there without ALR’s mass.

she looks so pissed. I love it.
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she looks like she stinks.
 
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jesus, she's so jaundiced i really thought this was a sepia filter at first.
What's funny about that is since she's done her eyebrows, and wears eyeliner + lipstick, she probably also put on foundation which would technically hide the jaundice, but the light makes it look like she's even more jaundiced. She can't escape it.
 
Guessing they’re actually going to storage unit based on the absolute hoard going on in the backseat. Imagine how much more stuff they can put in there without ALR’s mass.

she looks so pissed. I love it.
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Of course she's not in the driver's seat. Gotta get enough mileage outta the Thumb Butler before their relationship is well and truly in the ground.
 
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