Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

I do believe that she is depressed and suffers from executive dysfunction - a disorder that makes even the smallest of tasks seem difficult and/or insurmountable - but I think her major problem is her size and overall lack of energy from both her weight and the ED.

She's mentioned in recent lives how immobile she is and how just going through all of her shit in preparation of the split has "built up her stamina". Becky mentioned they said at one point they'd make it a goal just to walk to the mailbox and back each day, but they never even did that. That's pretty telling. Granted, at an apartment complex with a communal mailbox area, that's probably a longer walk than what most people are imagining - walking down the driveway - but it's still very telling.

The amount of movement it would take just to move things around, get special dishes, set up the camera/lighting and a nice backdrop, would likely exhaust her before she even started filming.

If we’re speculating, I do think there’s a difference between executive dysfunction as a symptom of manic depression versus Amber’s lack of motivation or good will. Amber doesn’t necessarily have ill intentions for anyone, but she is extremely conceited and inconsiderate of anyone else, especially society in general. It doesn’t occur to her to align herself in a career that’s beneficial to others or go out of her way for anyone without ulterior motives. As one person she consumes and wastes more than an entire village and only cares about others’ perceptions in terms of control and attention. She has no goals for herself, no aspirations, only delusions—it’s easier to sit in bed and imagine yourself as the world’s most successful youtuber/writer/choreographer than it is to become one, and while the arduous path to success is rewarding to most, she has no incentive towards anything that isn’t instantaneous and effortless.

Amberlynn does have some reasonable shit to be depressed about, don’t get me wrong, and she very likely does suffer some generic form of mental illness. But she’s fat because she’s a cunt, not because of bad wiring in her brain. She will only get fatter, and no one, not even Becky anymore, will have sex with her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Well, if she's asking...

Those sticker packs on the left are overpriced "planner sticker sets". She probably spent 20 a piece on those.

If she was smart, she'd sell each one with one of her unused journals, then write a personalized note and autograph in inside cover. She could market it as "Amberlynn Curated DIY Planner Set" and sell them for $40 a piece.

See, Big Al? Farmers are trying to help you.

The amount of movement it would take just to move things around, get special dishes, set up the camera/lighting and a nice backdrop, would likely exhaust her before she even started filming.

That's one reason I think she insists Becky do the lives with her: Becky gathers the shit and sets it up. If she wasn't on a mattress on the floor, she could have the shit setup semi-permanently at a desk or whatever so she'd just have to plop her shelf ass down in a hair and turn everything on.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I have no idea what the fuck this means.

 

[dingobaby]

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I have no idea what the fuck this means.

I hope its some bumpkin booze that she is bingeen on a la Destiny breakup and livestream will follow

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm actually wondering if she's moving around the apt and grabbing this junk or is she making Becky get it for her. "Hand me that box" type of situation.

Oh, you know it's the latter, even with "all she's done this week" that has built up her stamina, and which prevents her from walking to the mailbox and back.

God she's a fucking idiot.
I'm sure you've all seen those incredibly colourful/tacky/over the top phone cases that were extremely popular? A bunch of plastic charms and Barbie lettering slapped on what looks like plastic cake icing, all of that shit? She could have actually made those same kind of ugly phone cases and successfully sold them because there is a genuine market there.

People will pay a surprising amount for an ugly phone case in that style. She has all of the options/time/materials to actually do something creatively productive and instead she just wasted money on a bunch of supplies that she had no intention of using?

That is her SOP: have an idea, immediately start planning. WW - "I have x points that I can eat everyday." "I', going to make ugly phone cases!" - buys a shitload of useless garbage and cases. "I'm going to sell earrings!" - buys a shitload of earrings, pays retail for a shitload of packaging materials, overpays at the PO.

Planning she likes. The effort the followthrough requires? Nah.

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I have no idea what the fuck this means.

She's impressed with herself for mangling some words and declaring that she "makes up new words" because she doesn't know fuckall about language or definitions.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I'm cackling at the Shopkins and minis. Those are for literal children, and they have bins of that plastic crap. I'm not surprised, per se, because those two act like children, but I guarantee they spent hundreds on those things that they're selling for a significant loss. They're absolutely hurting for money if they're getting rid of their overpriced trinkets.

 

[PB4ZZZ]

Toy youtube is a very active part of Youtube... they missed out on making money by not doing toy hauls and mystery pack reveals.

 

[Pippeyy]

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I have no idea what the fuck this means.

That's from her "everything is going to be ok?" stream. Someone sent it to her in a superchat and she thought it was the funniest thing she'd ever heard.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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I have no idea what the fuck this means.

Same thing as a dingleberry, 'cept you hoot and holler as your ass wiper tries to remove it from yer shelf ass.

 

[nofriendofours]

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I have no idea what the fuck this means.

This is a word she made up that she's been saying about once a stream. She's trying to make it something like "beezin" is to Chantal, because she has to one up everyone because she's a narcissistic.

 

[I call shenanigans]

If I had to guess, the planners and stickers were for the earring business and the fake wedding she never planned to have.

She hauled a ton of those special journal stickers and journals in a video recorded back at the fag shanty....so well before any wedding planning.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

I feel old now. Thanks. Al

 

[Angel Dust]

God she's a fucking idiot.
I'm sure you've all seen those incredibly colourful/tacky/over the top phone cases that were extremely popular? A bunch of plastic charms and Barbie lettering slapped on what looks like plastic cake icing, all of that shit? She could have actually made those same kind of ugly phone cases and successfully sold them because there is a genuine market there.

People will pay a surprising amount for an ugly phone case in that style. She has all of the options/time/materials to actually do something creatively productive and instead she just wasted money on a bunch of supplies that she had no intention of using?

I realise this would require effort but still, this was a plausible option given all of the plastic charm bollocks she's selling.

This is the shit I mean. Not the nicest to look at but it's popular. If only she actually gave a shit about using the nonsense she's purchased.

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That's called "decoden" style and the problem is it requires minor effort for her to do. If someone wants a specific kind of case she has to go out and get the right one, make sure the whip (the cake icing part) drys correctly and the charms stick right. Most of the decoden cases are done custom order which amber is beyond too lazy to do.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm cackling at the Shopkins and minis. Those are for literal children, and they have bins of that plastic crap. I'm not surprised, per se, because those two act like children, but I guarantee they spent hundreds on those things that they're selling for a significant loss. They're absolutely hurting for money if they're getting rid of their overpriced trinkets.

Im shocked she never hopped on the money maker toy channels, watching her fat hog trotters finger fucking mini food items like godzilla for muh ASMR.

 

[Poop Bun]

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more pointless shit

Amber, those are sequin appliqués, ribbon roses and ribbon bows.

Thats ok, no need for an accurate item description or anything. Nobody will buy it anyways.

 

[497]

Planner Fanatic here Fun Fact! Those pack of stickers BRAND NEW are $20(most times retail stores have them on sale for $10) each. I’m counting 11. means all together $220(the bags are pointless).

All i’m trying to get at here, is that she is selling this junk for basically full price. And no one in their right mind would pay that much, when they could go to the store and buy all that for possibly cheaper

like those plastic stickers that don’t stick?? A pack of 50 is only $11 on amazon

i think the stickers are ones becky bought on amazon for AL's christmas present

 

[NoReturn]

Cartoon food, clothing, and furniture with faces plastered on them.

It's funny that Becky collected these while Amber collected mini-brands. It shows a very slight divide in mental maturity when it comes to their consooming addictions.

Mini-brands actually disturb me. It's like those little animals that kids used to have in the 90s, only instead of them being little figures of the natural world, they're figures of the consoomer world.

I just checked Amazon, and yes, Happy Planner stickers are insanely expensive.

Spoiler: Sticker sperging

This is absolutely not relevant to Necky and Hamber, but I've seen "premium" stickers (Including this specific brand) be a big help to people with certain mental disorders who use bullet journals to help with their conditions. It overcomes the mental hurdle of "Other people's journals are pretty and I have no art skills" when you don't need a pretty journal, you need to track your meds or your to-do list or whatever.

They sold the bed for about $1,000 if I remember well.

Please tell me it was just the frame. Any other part of any bed they've slept in should be burned for fuel.

 

[Stephanie Brown]

Yeah I remember that video, god she bought a planner for every aspect of her life, she had a planner to plan youtube videos, she had a planner to count calories in, a planner for her toughts, etc.... and then she showed the fuck ton of stickers she bought for those planners. What a waste, we never saw those planners ever again and since she's selling those stickers she propably never used them either.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Please tell me it was just the frame. Any other part of any bed they've slept in should be burned for fuel.

That is what is so bizarre. They never slept in it because it was too high for Amber. So, it was never used. Instead of returning it right away or within the month of purchase, and getting their $6,000 back, it stayed unused in the main bedroom and was used to keep the Halloween and Christmas decorations. A bit later they sold it for about $1,000.

 

[497]

That is what is so bizarre. They never slept in it because it was too high for Amber. So, it was never used. Instead of returning it right away or within the month of purchase, and getting their $6,000 back, it stayed unused in the main bedroom and was used to keep the Halloween and Christmas decorations. A bit later they sold it for about $1,000.

Makes you wonder if they broke up back then when they sold it... or if AL is regretting letting it go for so cheap now she needs money. Damn Becky is the one who originally wanted the bed, she should have gotten the bed out of this whole thing (and the car). Even if she scooped it up for $1,000 and let a family member hold it till she moves out.