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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'm not really surprised to see their second wave of funding tanking. They drew in a solid haul first time round, and as people mentioned before, the Troon Community is pretty insular, despite their false perceptions from social media of being everywhere. What's probably happening is people went in, donated to support the cause the first time around, and now the second time the begging tray is coming about, they're not feeling inclined, they did their part, they contributed to the solution, someone else should step up to the plate now.

Remember, the whole supporting group out there is after asspats and validation for being a good ally. The second hit is rarely as good as the first, and there's no shortage of new causes, like the Tranch Farm, to be a first-in donor for instead. The exceptions to this rule are generally producing, or claiming to be producing, something consistently like content creators on the tubes.

What I'm curious to see is where things go as the funding falls flat on its face. Will the Tranchers start screeching on social media? Will they triple-down on merch? Maybe we'll get a Tranch Branch as the community splits over higher rent demands. Or maybe a suspiciously wealthy furry with conjure piles of money out of nowhere, in return for some time with the Alpaca's.
 
I'm not really surprised to see their second wave of funding tanking. They drew in a solid haul first time round, and as people mentioned before, the Troon Community is pretty insular, despite their false perceptions from social media of being everywhere. What's probably happening is people went in, donated to support the cause the first time around, and now the second time the begging tray is coming about, they're not feeling inclined, they did their part, they contributed to the solution, someone else should step up to the plate now.
The funding had stalled last time too, until the imaginary Earl threat appeared, and that's when they made all their money. If this GFM stalls for long enough I'm sure they'll conveniently come under attack by totally real nazi chuds that totally do exist and aren't made up guys we swear.
 
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2nd tranch Jaycey was drinking this and I lold.

Recording this for future reference incase it turns into its own lolfest

He's in his 50s, Non binary trans aka ugly low effort, ex military, 30 years aviation, cracked egg 2019, quit job, now a vet tech (sounds like he was fired or let go maybe covid idk) sews bondage equiptment, Domme, and goes to munches.... Is dating a true & HONest woman. Got a lot in common with Pennywise.

Degeneracy:

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Him and his bf made a house bondage display this is going to be the Tranch house kevin dreamed of...


Elder troons also seem to catch anime faggot agp disease


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Forgot to Add Archives for Uncanny Valley New Tranch because am faggot: https://web.archive.org/web/20210705125122/https://twitter.com/Jaysea93?s=09
 
A follow up to the attacked by a sheep story.
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https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1411737904750153732 (X)


Troons can't be bothered, volume the next. Remember the fence that they made a big show about buying and putting up to keep out "The Fash". Well Paul lost a dog a couple of days ago and Phil stuck a photo on Twitter of him looking for it. Notice anything odd?
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So they didn't actually put a fence up, just a line of posts. Then the cameras all went away, and, Meh.
 
A follow up to the attacked by a sheep story.
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Troons can't be bothered, volume the next. Remember the fence that they made a big show about buying and putting up to keep out "The Fash". Well Paul lost a dog a couple of days ago and Phil stuck a photo on Twitter of him looking for it. Notice anything odd?
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So they didn't actually put a fence up, just a line of posts. Then the cameras all went away, and, Meh.
Bonnie is quite far in the distance. It looks like the dogs aren't so much "getting out" as they are "desperately trying to escape the forsaken wasteland of the Tranch and those who dwell within it".

Would be interesting if one of their dogs did escape and started worrying the neighbour's livestock (if they have any). A tranch story arc about either their dog killing the neighbour's animals (they have no evidence it was our dog, this is transphobic!) or their dog getting shot by a neighbour for being on their land (this was a transphobic hate crime) would be interesting, not that I want their dogs to be shot.
 
Bonnie is quite far in the distance. It looks like the dogs aren't so much "getting out" as they are "desperately trying to escape the forsaken wasteland of the Tranch and those who dwell within it".

Would be interesting if one of their dogs did escape and started worrying the neighbour's livestock (if they have any). A tranch story arc about either their dog killing the neighbour's animals (they have no evidence it was our dog, this is transphobic!) or their dog getting shot by a neighbour for being on their land (this was a transphobic hate crime) would be interesting, not that I want their dogs to be shot.
Honestly when I saw this post it was sadly my first thought too, it would be an amazing gibs grab. Amazing this is a self own that they fucked up building a fence LOL.

GoFundMe Grift 2 is now up $200 for a total of $448! Add that to the Leo $150 and the tranch has made a good profit this last week!
 
That imaginary fence might be their greatest accomplishment yet. If I didn't know any better I'd think this was all just a performance art troll project.
The failed project, 2021
By SteamPunkPenny

This piece comments on the volatility of the lives of transgender individuals by comparing them to farm animals. Without a fence between the posts, alpacas, vicunas and dogs can easily slip into the surrounding landscape. Similarly, without ovaries inside their body men larping as women can easily slip into the abyss of the 41%.
 
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