Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

sometimes I feel bad and think I should invent some elaborate scam that just keeps her occupied with minimal financial loss to her and her family

Imagine how much patience you'd need to "work" with her?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

oh look the Wogglebug is standing next to the statue of a shoe store employee, maybe its a manikin you can model clothes on-AHHHHH OH GOD IT BLINKED.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

lol kmart

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

"I hope you get to go to K-Mart and buy a new t-shirt."

Erik Mokracek tier.

 

[Picklechu]

Fucking KMart. Someone has to be fucking with her. There's no way that she understands how bizarrely hilarious going to KMart to buy a t-shirt on your birthday sounds; it's like the plot to an episode of an Adult Swim show.

Either that, or no one requested this, she made it in order to pretend that people want wogglegreetings in an attempt to create demand, and her mom hasn't been able to tolerate taking her out in public for so long that she thinks that there are still more than like 20 KMarts left in the country.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Is the zombie in the red shirt supposed to be poor Chris? Chris must've been naughty if that's his birthday present.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out.

Yeah, I should be surprised by this but I'm not. It's... all too common when it comes to people we talk about on this site.

This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have.

Well you should. Fear is one of those emotions that is there to keep us safe. Like when giving some scammer a lot of money for what accounts to nothing in return. Anybody with any level of common sense would have some fear when facing a similar situation.

the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

And you know this how? Is it because he's said so? Or is it because you're too blinded by your desire to make this that you'd ignore the big flashing warning sign that should be going off right about now?

Last month in June I sold almost 50 copies of the DVD of the IClone version of the movie (and counting May's sales it's now almost 60) thanks to Facebook Ads and made around $500 total thanks to one customer who ordered 4 copies at once. And no, these customers were not trolls but were genuine fans which I have valid evidence of. All the troll just left negative comments on my Facebook Ads, and I just deleted those comments. And none of those trolls names I've ever recognized as one of my customers names.

So all that money spent, all those years spent on this and a $500 return is good? Also it is possible for people to use different names on Facebook. It's quite easy to create a profile and leave a bad comment there. It's no guarantee that at least one of your DVDs hasn't wound up in the hands of a troll. In fact I'd be surprised that more than half of the DVDs sold haven't been sold to trolls.

You're just too blind to see it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'd be surprised that more than half of the DVDs sold haven't been sold to trolls.

I doubt it, the "movie" is \ was freely available on Youtube. So it's either curio collectors or people who thought it's a legitimate, professionally made kids movie.

 

[Picklechu]

I doubt it, the "movie" is \ was freely available on Youtube. So it's either curio collectors or people who thought it's a legitimate, professionally made kids movie.

Option three - people feel bad for the obvious sped with an unhealthy obsession.

 

[Thundershlock]

I made a joke on Twitter about the stimulus checks being from Uncle Sam, the sugar daddy and within seconds I got a scammer trying to be my sugar daddy. It's literally that easy to get a scammer asking you to DM them. Do not trust anyone online offering to give you something for basically nothing.

One episode of animated television for the preschool age can be up to 350,000 per episode. Bare minimum. 10,000 isn't even enough for a pilot.

And nomatter how much it means to you, you're better off just making your own content.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I have proof that the people who bought my DVDs are legitimate fans. For one thing I recognized names of people who gave the Facebook Ads "like" or "love" reactions and a few who posted positive and encouraging comments on the Ads before or after they bought their copy. And I received an email from one guy who needed to clarify the shipping address who explained he wanted the copy sent to his nephew on his sixth birthday and he said it was because he had watched the movie on Youtube back in May and knew from watching it his nephew would love it. And I also received a new review for the movie on my website from a guy who claimed he bought it because he had been looking for a movie for his family to watch together and reported they all loved it. I've also received orders from people I recognized as being new subscribers to my Youtube channel. I've talked with a few more customers through email and Discord and Facebook messenger who I can confirm are legitimate fans. And I am sure I can confirm I have even more than those if I was to email more of my past customers and just casually ask them how they enjoyed the movie they purchased. And I will likely do so so today.

As far as I'm concerned I have as good as proven that I didn't and won't ever need a review from SaberSpark to be successful, and also that I don't need to do what I do just for myself. I am not blind. It is all of you who are the blind ones and I am proving it more and more each day.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I have proof that the people who bought my DVDs are legitimate fans. For one thing I recognized names of people who gave the Facebook Ads "like" or "love" reactions and a few who posted positive and encouraging comments on the Ads before or after they bought their copy. And I received an email from one guy who needed to clarify the shipping address who explained he wanted the copy sent to his nephew on his sixth birthday and he said it was because he had watched the movie on Youtube back in May and knew from watching it his nephew would love it. And I also received a new review for the movie on my website from a guy who claimed he bought it because he had been looking for a movie for his family to watch together and reported they all loved it. I've also received orders from people I recognized as being new subscribers to my Youtube channel. I've talked with a few more customers through email and Discord and Facebook messenger who I can confirm are legitimate fans. And I am sure I can confirm I have even more than those if I was to email more of my past customers and just casually ask them how they enjoyed the movie they purchased. And I will likely do so so today.

As far as I'm concerned I have as good as proven that I didn't and won't ever need a review from SaberSpark to be successful, and also that I don't need to do what I do just for myself. I am not blind. It is all of you who are the blind ones and I am proving it more and more each day.

I've no doubt the buyers are legit. I do find it odd that you only respond to that one person who said otherwise, and not the dozens warning you that you are being scammed again.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

As far as I'm concerned I have as good as proven that I didn't and won't ever need a review from SaberSpark to be successful, and also that I don't need to do what I do just for myself. I am not blind. It is all of you who are the blind ones and I am proving it more and more each day.

Still stewing over your big fucky-wucky I see. Yeah, making back $500 after pouring Allah-knows-how-much into your woggledream is sure showing us, especially when you’re going to burn it by handing it over to your nice African American gentleman. You’re not blind, you’re gullible. Time will tell, it always does.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I have proof that the people who bought my DVDs are legitimate fans. For one thing I recognized names of people who gave the Facebook Ads "like" or "love" reactions and a few who posted positive and encouraging comments on the Ads before or after they bought their copy. And I received an email from one guy who needed to clarify the shipping address who explained he wanted the copy sent to his nephew on his sixth birthday and he said it was because he had watched the movie on Youtube back in May and knew from watching it his nephew would love it. And I also received a new review for the movie on my website from a guy who claimed he bought it because he had been looking for a movie for his family to watch together and reported they all loved it. I've also received orders from people I recognized as being new subscribers to my Youtube channel. I've talked with a few more customers through email and Discord and Facebook messenger who I can confirm are legitimate fans. And I am sure I can confirm I have even more than those if I was to email more of my past customers and just casually ask them how they enjoyed the movie they purchased.

Yes and it's not at all possible for those people to be lying now is it? It's also not possible for them to be low key trolling or just humoring the retard. When you have no baseline from which to work and simply accept people at their word then how can you say you know they're being legit when they say they love your work?

You can't. But you want to believe this is the case so anything that they might say is something that you latch onto and immediately accept as being true. And I will admit that there are probably people there that genuinely like it. I've never said otherwise. But I do find it hard to believe that each and every person that bought your DVD is a legit fan. The numbers just don't work that way.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I have proof that the people who bought my DVDs are legitimate fans. For one thing I recognized names of people who gave the Facebook Ads "like" or "love" reactions and a few who posted positive and encouraging comments on the Ads before or after they bought their copy. And I received an email from one guy who needed to clarify the shipping address who explained he wanted the copy sent to his nephew on his sixth birthday and he said it was because he had watched the movie on Youtube back in May and knew from watching it his nephew would love it. And I also received a new review for the movie on my website from a guy who claimed he bought it because he had been looking for a movie for his family to watch together and reported they all loved it. I've also received orders from people I recognized as being new subscribers to my Youtube channel. I've talked with a few more customers through email and Discord and Facebook messenger who I can confirm are legitimate fans. And I am sure I can confirm I have even more than those if I was to email more of my past customers and just casually ask them how they enjoyed the movie they purchased. And I will likely do so so today.

As far as I'm concerned I have as good as proven that I didn't and won't ever need a review from SaberSpark to be successful, and also that I don't need to do what I do just for myself. I am not blind. It is all of you who are the blind ones and I am proving it more and more each day.

So, how many customers does that make? A dozen?
At this rate, we'll enter the next century before this project of yours reaches as much revenue as you've racked up in costs up to today.
That's not success and it's a blatant lie that you make this "for yourself", that's just the vapid carebears-tier platitude that you picked up from some crappy cartoon.

You make this for money and praise, you make this in an autistic crusade to redeem a stupid bug that no one cares about.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

But you want to believe this is the case so anything that they might say is something that you latch onto and immediately accept as being true.

In today's episode Mr. Wogglebug learns about confirmation bias.

 

[maguyver16]

I have proof that the people who bought my DVDs are legitimate fans. For one thing I recognized names of people who gave the Facebook Ads "like" or "love" reactions and a few who posted positive and encouraging comments on the Ads before or after they bought their copy. And I received an email from one guy who needed to clarify the shipping address who explained he wanted the copy sent to his nephew on his sixth birthday and he said it was because he had watched the movie on Youtube back in May and knew from watching it his nephew would love it. And I also received a new review for the movie on my website from a guy who claimed he bought it because he had been looking for a movie for his family to watch together and reported they all loved it. I've also received orders from people I recognized as being new subscribers to my Youtube channel. I've talked with a few more customers through email and Discord and Facebook messenger who I can confirm are legitimate fans. And I am sure I can confirm I have even more than those if I was to email more of my past customers and just casually ask them how they enjoyed the movie they purchased. And I will likely do so so today.

As far as I'm concerned I have as good as proven that I didn't and won't ever need a review from SaberSpark to be successful, and also that I don't need to do what I do just for myself. I am not blind. It is all of you who are the blind ones and I am proving it more and more each day.

So you are saying that you, as 1 person, can see more than countless people who tell you otherwise? You have two eyes, while we collectively have thousands.

If people are buying your stuff, then great! But a better suggestion would probably be to go through something like patreon. That way, as long as you keep up on your promises, you can establish a consistent income every month, and have a better grasp on how many legitimate fans you actually have.

Also, if your content is for children, it's probably just better to put the stuff up on Youtube and monetize it eventually, if you haven't already. It probably wont be demonitized, since it is inoffensiveness (to some extent), and selling dvds is just costly and outdated.

Also, if you're still a fan of Duckman, that's the shit. IDK anyone else in meatspace that is a Duckman fan.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Also, if you're still a fan of Duckman, that's the shit. IDK anyone else in meatspace that is a Duckman fan.

Allow me to introduce you to Alex... She moved to RoboRoach recently but certainly had a thing for Duckman.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Also, if your content is for children, it's probably just better to put the stuff up on Youtube and monetize it, if you haven't already. It probably wont be demonitized, since it is inoffensiveness (to some extent), and selling dvds is just costly and outdated.

I think Youtube made some rules changes some time ago, when your channel is geared towards kids, you can no longer monetize it... something along those lines.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

So that's twice I asked @WogglebugLover on whether she's still giving that 'online psychic' money for bullshit readings and twice she's completely ignored it. I think that confirms she's still giving money to that fraud. So aside from the psychic, al whiting, and that advertising company she mentioned, how many other grifters is she giving her mother's money to?