Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Quick update on the PAC. He has evidently taken our criticism to heart. The Paypal link is working, and he has a backup donation link in the form of an ActBlue link.

Further, he has also removed his image from the website and edited out the parts we were laughing at. Way to go, pipsqueak! You can take a hint!

Link if you'd like to find something to mock give Russell some more constructive criticism.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Quick update on the PAC. He has evidently taken our criticism to heart. The Paypal link is working, and he has a backup donation link in the form of an ActBlue link.
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Further, he has also removed his image from the website and edited out the parts we were laughing at. Way to go, pipsqueak! You can take a hint!

Link if you'd like to find something to mock give Russell some more constructive criticism.

1. Did he limit the minimum donation to $50 or is that standard? His verbiage says “for as little as $50, you can help…” and then includes that there is no maximum donation amount. I feel like I’ve donated less through PayPal and ActBlue usually seems to allow for less.

2. His PayPal link doesn’t work… he never fails to fail

ETA: the donate button for PayPal works but if you click through his PayPal text link you see this:
2nd Edit: Just re-checked the link’s fulltext address and it has now changed. I guess Russell is monitoring the thread because the text link from the donate page now works, but didn’t when I first tried it.

Lastly, just saw the very empty argument that his PAC is against sex trafficking and would take some vague measures to address it (what are those, Russ?). Because there is zero evidence that decriminalized sex work would in any way reduce sex trafficking. In fact, a basic scan of Wikipedia on the decriminalization movement shows data from areas where sex work was recently and historically decriminalized that demonstrates an increase in sex trafficking, exploitation, and abuse after decriminalizing. There is no reason to think decriminalizing it would realistically help decrease human trafficking. Like, suddenly pimps will give up the game and a sea of women will decide to go into sex work. Legalization could possibly help, but that’s the brothel situation that Russ hates anyway.

Fricking ridiculous.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

1. Did he limit the minimum donation to $50 or is that standard? His verbiage says “for as little as $50, you can help…” and then includes that there is no maximum donation amount. I feel like I’ve donated less through PayPal and ActBlue seems to allow for less.

2. His PayPal link doesn’t work…

ETA: if you click through his link you see this.

Works for me:

 

[Constellationzero]

“The evidence from Nevada suggests that decriminalization, in tandem with legal regulatory schemes, would better protect the health and safety of both prostitutes and their customers.”

Just...what?

Decriminalization would mean the prostitute could still turn down sex with inanimate objects shaped like greasy butternut squash. Legal regulations would mean legalizing and probably applying ADA--which still wouldn't get a gourd laid since it's simply equal access.
Damn, did the squash just stare blankly at the whiteboard at the front of the room with one hand down his Men's Warehouse slacks during lolyersplaining 101?

 

[break these cuffs]

“The evidence from Nevada suggests that decriminalization, in tandem with legal regulatory schemes, would better protect the health and safety of both prostitutes and their customers.”

Just...what?

Decriminalization would mean the prostitute could still turn down sex with inanimate objects shaped like greasy butternut squash. Legal regulations would mean legalizing and probably applying ADA--which still wouldn't get a gourd laid since it's simply equal access.
Damn, did the squash just stare blankly at the whiteboard at the front of the room with one hand down his Men's Warehouse slacks during lolyersplaining 101?

This is a guy who thought Tay Sway owed him a date because she went to prom with a fan or whatever. He has some warped child's view of the world. His complete lack of understanding about how the world works is hilarious. It's why I'm firmly in the legitimate sped camp. Russ is absolutely gob smacked every time things don't go his way in spite of the fact that anyone of reasonably sound mind can look at his actions and be bewildered by the results he expects.

I have no doubt that he believes hookers would be required to service him if prostitution is legalized/decriminalized. It wouldn't shock me if he thinks he would be a studly hero to all the prostitutes in Nevada is his campaign succeeds and they'd shower him with free sex whenever he wants.

 

[Humpty hump]

In the end, Russ doesn't give a shit about any woman that won't suck him his penis

I’m probably late, but where does the “suck me my penis” thing come from?

Like a Make a Wish thing, but without him actually having to die at the end

I think Russ kinda thinks of himself as a 30-year-old Make a Wish kid. Like Batkid, but replace “cancer” with “facial paralysis”, and replace “Batman” with “Hugh Hefner” (or any other example of someone who gets lots of A-list pussy). Also, he expects his “wish” to continue in perpetuity.

The thing nippleless woman said about people in SLC treating him really special because of that Mormon thing of the disabled having been scarred in a battle with Satan in a past life seems like a big factor in his entitlement and delusions. I also think the first hooker did too good of a job of making the disabled guy feel special. Not sure if he was warped by charities and much as the charitable nature of people around him.

A lot of Russell’s behavior can probably be chalked up to tard armor. People tend to be kinder, gentler, and more deferential to people who are obviously visibly disabled, meaning that Russ probably gets away with things he couldn’t be able to get away with if his face worked properly. However, on the internet, his personality outshines his disability, meaning that he doesn’t usually get the same treatment.

 

[Pip Squeak]

The time, money and effort he puts into getting laid by a prostitute is frankly impressive as fuck.

If he put that time into getting to know women on more than a superficial level. If he put that money into therapy and clothing. If put that effort into grooming himself and keeping clean. If he did those things he might find an actual girlfriend.

But then we’d get very bored.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I’m probably late, but where does the “suck me my penis” thing come from?

Describing his first encounter with a prostitute, he wrote something to the effect of, "She kissed me in a way that helped with my disability and then began to suck me my penis".

He's a bad writer and worse editor. That's all.

ETA

The time, money and effort he puts into getting laid by a prostitute is frankly impressive as fuck.

If he put that time into getting to know women on more than a superficial level. If he put that money into therapy and clothing. If put that effort into grooming himself and keeping clean. If he did those things he might find an actual girlfriend.

But then we’d get very bored.

But that's more effort than he ought be required to make. He just needs to be his awesome, talented, studly self and show he's a gentleman by wearing a suit and bringing flowers and that ought to be enough. Because he's Russ. He's perfect. If you could just look past his obvious facial deformity, you bigot, you'd understand he's pretty much the ubermensch and should be falling at his feet. Not that he'd want you when he could have Taylor Swift... I mean, 9/10's don't post on Kiwi Farms. Bullies are as ugly on the outside as we are on the inside.

EDIT #2:
Found some time, found the post containing the whole horrible description. That poor hooker.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/page-55#post-2348973

 

[break these cuffs]

The time, money and effort he puts into getting laid by a prostitute is frankly impressive as fuck.

If he put that time into getting to know women on more than a superficial level. If he put that money into therapy and clothing. If put that effort into grooming himself and keeping clean. If he did those things he might find an actual girlfriend.

But then we’d get very bored.

and he wouldn't be Russ.

 

[Octo Mullet]

You also might want to consider viewing only 'highlight' posts starting from the beginning. You can just read one highlighted post after another and get pretty much all the info needed. Not to say there is no value in all the regular posts here, but this is a dauntingly huge thread to read from the start and most non-highlight posts are opinion and conjecture posts. There may be funny as hell ones in there but the highlights will get you caught up in a few hours instead of a few days. Enjoy!

I find all the comments (some of the comments) highly entertaining so I'll continue my long trek but thank you for the suggestion

 

[Constellationzero]

Surprised that such a greasy old man 30 year old didn't try a Laugh In approach to his AGT tard audition.

"Suck it to me!"
"Suck it to me?"

Here come da plights. here come da plights!

Just needs Ruth Buzzi delivering a righteous beatdown with her purse (of course, the audience might get some grease on them)

 

[Octo Mullet]

Surprised that such a greasy old man 30 year old didn't try a Laugh In approach to his AGT tard audition.

"Suck it to me!"
"Suck it to me?"

Here come da plights. here come da plights!

Just needs Ruth Buzzi delivering a righteous beatdown with her purse (of course, the audience might get some grease on them)

That put an image in my mind.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Is he still producing his zillion pre-written songs during his Kennedy brother phase? Or has he moved on and forgotten about that?

I have to admit, the Phil Spector phase is almost my favourite yet but nothing beats his Robert Kardashian moments.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

The Squirrel Girl thing bugs me too. I’m not a man and therefore can’t speak for men, but I would think that “cares about living things” would be a desirable trait? But then again, it’s Russ we’re talking about. He’d probably be the same with any woman’s pets because they’re something she loves and gives attention to that he thinks should be given to him instead.

Because what efforts did squirrels do to impress her!? Where are their fruits?! Their plights?!

 

[Walking Clock]

Surprised that such a greasy old man 30 year old didn't try a Laugh In approach to his AGT tard audition.

Now I can only dream of a Laugh In style show starring all our favorite cows.

Imagine Henry Gibson reciting passages from Maradonia.

Imagine Gary Owens announcing Rusell Greer is about to take the stage, "that perfect 10, Peanuts playing piano stud," followed by Taylor Swift popping out of the wall to reject Russ' date proposal.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Just read his tarded brothel manifesto. I think it's in both the Manifesto of the Mile High Porneon and the Why I'm making it legal for me to force your 18 year old nubile young daughter to suck me mah peenish for only 500$.

He described what manifested inside my mind as the unholy union of a Cesar's casino, the casino at Monte Carlo, a Spencer's Gifts/adult bookstore, and a Harriet Carter catalog vomited all over the inside. Wouldn't put it past him to add a few 1970's rain lamps which would add the nauseating layer of Johnson & Johnson baby oil mixed with... whatever you smell at the strip clubs.

I really shouldn't be giving this clown any ideas...

Now I can only dream of a Laugh In style show starring all our favorite cows.

Imagine Henry Gibson reciting passages from Maradonia.

Imagine Gary Owens announcing Rusell Greer is about to take the stage, "that perfect 10, Peanuts playing piano stud," followed by Taylor Swift popping out of the wall to reject Russ' date proposal.

Lucas Werner is given an uncomfortably long segment to rant about telomeres

 

[DrJonesHat]

Imagine Gary Owens announcing Rusell Greer is about to take the stage, "that perfect 10, Peanuts playing piano stud," followed by Taylor Swift popping out of the wall to reject Russ' date proposal.

I might actually watch broadcast TV to see that happen!

 

[Black Lives Matter]

"Schhock it to eee" *drool, slurp*

 

[Clovis]

Further, he has also removed his image from the website and edited out the parts we were laughing at. Way to go, pipsqueak! You can take a hint!

I often wonder how his narc ego allows him to take advice from mentally ill trolls. I mean, I can see him seething and retreating into his grandiose fantasies, yeah...but actually admitting the peanut gallery was right and he ought to do what they say - he must really have to pretzel his brain into rationalising that.

Also, Hi Russ! Seriously never change.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

9/10's don't post on Kiwi Farms. Bullies are as ugly on the outside as we are on the inside.

We're talking about Russ here, he thinks every popular movie trope about women is true, and "Hot girl is the bully" is the entire premise of the "mean girl" trope. It's basically movie law that the hotter the girl, the more of a collosal cunt and bully she is. So it's clear Russ just assumes there are no women here.