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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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I cannot get over this sheep story. I have never once in all my born days heard of a sheep dragging an adult man against his will anywhere. Yes they are quadrupeds but they are not beasts of burden. This isn't a cow or a horse or even a donkey. And to then claim that it caused you to impact a solid object with enough force to render you unconscious? Absolutely impossible and if it is possible I need to know exactly how it went down because I need to know exactly what flavor of terminally retarded these troons are. What in the good goddamn?
 
I cannot get over this sheep story. I have never once in all my born days heard of a sheep dragging an adult man against his will anywhere. Yes they are quadrupeds but they are not beasts of burden. This isn't a cow or a horse or even a donkey. And to then claim that it caused you to impact a solid object with enough force to render you unconscious? Absolutely impossible and if it is possible I need to know exactly how it went down because I need to know exactly what flavor of terminally retarded these troons are. What in the good goddamn?
Not just Dragging them, but ramming them into a wall hard enough to ring their bell. I'm not buying it for a second. I'm convinced that what happened, if anything, was a kick to the head from the sheep, that'd do it. But how would a sheep manage to kick you in the head while you're milking it, one might ask?

Try drinking straight from the tap, and you'll find out just like the Tranchers did.
 
Has Earl actually been Tommie this whole time?
Is he that butthurt about not being allowed on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch that he went back in time to sabotage their entire operation?
He basically called them fakes and faggots and said they weren't worth his time. Besides, I think that if Tooter wanted revenge on the tranch it would have been far more swift and terrible than anything Earl could ever manage.
A follow up to the attacked by a sheep story.
Sheep are herbivores which are routinely murdered by plants, how the fuck does a grown man lose to a sheep?
So they didn't actually put a fence up, just a line of posts. Then the cameras all went away, and, Meh.
I expected nothing and I am still disappointed, who is it that keeps calling them "90 percenters" again? Because boy has that guy got them dead to rights with that label.
 
A follow up to the attacked by a sheep story.
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Troons can't be bothered, volume the next. Remember the fence that they made a big show about buying and putting up to keep out "The Fash". Well Paul lost a dog a couple of days ago and Phil stuck a photo on Twitter of him looking for it. Notice anything odd?
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So they didn't actually put a fence up, just a line of posts. Then the cameras all went away, and, Meh.
isn't the resemblence uncanny?
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I don't see how you could disarm any of them. Getting involved at all would probably make things worse.

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That image is such a torrent of retardation, it's just perfect 🤌
Earl in a MAGA hat VS Pennywise and Black Queen VS racist po-po, god damn. Beautiful.
 
I cannot get over this sheep story. I have never once in all my born days heard of a sheep dragging an adult man against his will anywhere. Yes they are quadrupeds but they are not beasts of burden. This isn't a cow or a horse or even a donkey. And to then claim that it caused you to impact a solid object with enough force to render you unconscious? Absolutely impossible and if it is possible I need to know exactly how it went down because I need to know exactly what flavor of terminally retarded these troons are. What in the good goddamn?
Here's a video of a sheep that doesn't want to be shorn. Timestamp of the wrangling:
So we know that sheep can put up a surprising fight if they don't want to be shorn. However, note how, even though the woman was knocked over, she wasn't dragged. In fact, her gripping onto the sheep slowed it down enough for the others to dogpile it (watch the full video; that sheep really doesn't want to be shorn.)

Assuming that Supersheep capable of dragging grown men around exist. why the fuck didn't Phil let go? It'd be easier to let the sheep go and wrangle it when it gets tired instead of getting dragged around.

Not just Dragging them, but ramming them into a wall hard enough to ring their bell. I'm not buying it for a second. I'm convinced that what happened, if anything, was a kick to the head from the sheep, that'd do it. But how would a sheep manage to kick you in the head while you're milking it, one might ask?

Try drinking straight from the tap, and you'll find out just like the Tranchers did.
I could understand if it was a male sheep who caught him off guard and rammed him. But he claims to have been dragged.

It may well be that he made the whole thing up.
 
I was once charged by a ram, I can buy a fucked-off ram attack doing some damage to a person if they were caught off-guard. That said, I was a hiking city kid stupidly staring an animal down and Penny is supposedly a professional rancher (not to mention a hefty dude). I managed to run and hop a gate. Perhaps if the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch had more than just the vague concept of a fence...
On second thought, Penny says he was dragged. I'm choosing to believe that when the animal got spooked he just didn't let go.
 
Absolutely impossible and if it is possible I need to know exactly how it went down because I need to know exactly what flavor of terminally retarded these troons are. What in the good goddamn?
Imagine admitting being so utterly weak and not realizing what a self-own it is. No wonder they can't even build a fence.
 
So I'm gonna tactics sperg one last time (at least hopefully for a little while):

Basically, there's two types of criminals/attackers; opportunistic predators and violent predators. Most people have this idea that presenting yourself as a hard target is the best way to avoid criminals since most criminals are opportunistic and a hard target does not provide an easy opportunity, in many cases this is true, but it only works against crimes of opportunity. If someone is determined to get something you have or just really fucking hates you or you just happen to be somewhere that they are dedicated to attacking, being visibly armed is a really bad idea. That criminal may not act alone and lightly armed against you right at that moment, but once they know your capabilities they're just gonna roll in with heavier hardware and/or much more people than you have because they are determined to attack you but they want to do it when they will have the advantage.

Once again, coordinating and ingratiating yourself with the local community is the best defense against this.

Pretty much this.
The other downside to being visibly armed when you are not ready (and if you are shopping, you are not ready. No one at the tranch is ready) is first, A. you are letting it be known you have a valuable firearm to steal, and B. You are letting anyone who does want to attack you know exactly where your weapon is and what it is. AKA if I want a gun, all I need is a knife a roll of quarters and now your gun is my gun. And going in pairs doesn't do anything if no one is watching.

And again, I'm going full LARP here for the troons.
Lets pretend you are a tranny, and your tranch isn't just Sniper's Paradise where you could be picked off at long range. You didn't do a lot of planning, because you are a tranny, so you set up shop in the Hiltersburg/Bashqueer Creek/Earlstown tri-city area. The locals have sent out their KKK chapter to let you know that you and your degency are not welcome and will not be tolerated, you will be in danger of imminent harm if they catch your faggotasses inside city limits, and also to invite you the Rotary Club's Fish Fry & Bingo night at the Legion Hall.

When you need supplies, the best thing to do would be hire neighbors to get them for you. Let your locals go into town, interact with the other locals, bring you your shit. You never need to leave the secure area that you control, and it will help you build rapport with those around you, who might also let you know if the natives are getting it in their mind to go string up some queers.

But you are a tranny running on grift bucks. You are surly, entitled, and generally unpleasant to be around. You aren't parting with griftbucks that could buy neccessary ranch equipment, like transforming toy robots, and your neighbors want nothing to do with you. So you're going to have to drive your really conspicious Leaf to shop in at the Hiltersburg General Store to get your frozen tendies.
So the Alpacaschwitz guards don't have the worst idea, travel in pairs. But where they are fucking up is if they shopping, they should be traveling in threes. One is open carrying, pulling overwatch at the vehicle ready with weapons for the other two near by, the other two go into the store with no visible weapons. One shops, one watches.
If you were really concerned you should be rolling four deep; two shoppers, two on overwatch (Shooter & driver).

But again, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch doesn't suffer from any external threats. It is all a LARP for turbocharging their grift.

tl;dr anyone who open carries solo in town is a retard. Anyone who open carries unless its for a political statement is a retard. Anyone who pays a surgeon to invert their dick and injects horsepiss is a retard.
 
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