Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 34 12.5%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.6%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.7%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 12.9%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.1%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 134 49.3%

  • Total voters
    272
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Also this may be late, but I found it amusing

There's an entire discord channel dedicated to giving him asspats
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Wasn't Chibi going to some retarded game design school? Whatever happened to that?
He said that he passed last semester. I'd imagine that they're on Summer break right now, so I guess we'll see what happens in a few weeks.
 
I did some more digging and after some time, I discovered this.

- Channel is renamed to "UnifiedBranding", google searching that uncovers:

https://twitter.com/UnifiedBranding/status/1387178201886203910 (archive)

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So yeah, 100% just a troll that grabbed the name and is shitposting on it.
New horizons? No offense “UnifiedBranding”, but your only contribution to anything noteworthy in life is being tangentially related to a D-list lolcow. Where exactly are these new horizons?
Not surprised he dropped the “CavemanDCJ” moniker, since the only thing it was ever known for was our boy Chibi
 
Chibi’s recent tweet about having his cat make a tweet piqued my autism. Analysis in spoilers but tl;dr chibi is faking having his cat send messages, in particular to the KH2 discord. I guess to seem quirky or funny.
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Yeah, I remember doing this with my cat- tap their paws on the keyboard and tell people they're posting. Of course, I did so when I was 12 over AIM and the concept was pretty new at the time as well- as in, it wasn't an extremely tired joke even for 12 year olds yet.

That cat is in desperate need of a bath and a brush. When you get one from a pound or shelter, they're kept with all the other cats and the stink hangs on them. This poor one looks downright dirty or even possibly peed on as well- which can happen in a shelter with a lot of cats. It's just an unfortunate side effect of keeping 30+ cats in one area. On top of all of that, it's a good flea preventative. Shelters do their best, but fleas are determined little pricks.

I can only imagine how often he cleans the litterbox. Like, not at all. I feel so bad for that cat. It deserves better.
 
  • Agree
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you chased him away from social media once already
That would imply that Chibi is going to leave it for good, not just throw a tantrum and go back the same week.

I did some more digging and after some time, I discovered this.

- Channel is renamed to "UnifiedBranding", google searching that uncovers:

https://twitter.com/UnifiedBranding/status/1387178201886203910 (archive)

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So yeah, 100% just a troll that grabbed the name and is shitposting on it.
So not only he didn't troon out, he has also moved away from this speedrunning shit? Good for him. He could be streaming Paper Mario for 10 people at 3 A.M.
 
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Dropping $225 on a twitch streamer and talking like this really helps explain how someone could have a total meltdown at a water park and a laser-tag place, both of which are designed for kids.
This is the guy with the missing (now found) daughter that Chibi was turbo sperging about the other day.
 
This is the guy with the missing (now found) daughter that Chibi was turbo sperging about the other day.
No dad ever wants to see his daughter run away from home for over a week with a boy, but everything about that situation was just kind of weird. The community literally did nothing to help, the flyers the dad posted around town tipped someone local who saw her and then called the police. I also have no idea why the dad plans on making this shit so public going forward when there's obvious deep-seeded problems but alas, twitch streamer gonna twitch streamer.

thank you chibi for rescuing a girl and thank you for giving him $225 on top of it, what that father needs now is easily more money.
 
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New horizons? No offense “UnifiedBranding”, but your only contribution to anything noteworthy in life is being tangentially related to a D-list lolcow. Where exactly are these new horizons?
Not surprised he dropped the “CavemanDCJ” moniker, since the only thing it was ever known for was our boy Chibi
Actually, I think that's the entire point. Imagine having an opportunity to have your name known by an audience of tens or hundreds of thousands of people by performing at an event. Now imagine that somebody does something incredibly cringe at this event, to the point where it becomes infamous. What you thought would gain you more recognition and a larger audience has instead turned into your name being a footnote under somebody else's cringe, and people who seek you out do so for your take on that specific and really old event, not because of your individual prowess as a speedrunner.

I believe the brand became ruined because of this, as the number one thing this person would be known for to most of the internet would be "I would really prefer it if you'd be quiet". There's no growth from there, only flies that want to eat the shit from that legacy and gain something from it for themselves.

I believe changing the name was the right thing to do in his case. Anything he can do to separate himself from Chibi and that event is an excellent move on his part for whatever it is that he wants to do, and I believe freedom from constant association with Chibi whether he liked it or not is his "new horizons".
 
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