Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Jan Ciągwa]

I'm popular in Minecraft guys, I'm so chad and you're so jelly.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Aquana (@ShinyAquana) | Twitter

archived 30 Jun 2021 18:22:53 UTC

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Just a little archive of his timeline, he posted another selfie

 

[Dick Pooman]

Our Chibi is moving up in the world! How this is going to work? Wasn't he already part-time and now he's going to have even more free time?

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

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Our Chibi is moving up in the world! How this is going to work? Wasn't he already part-time and now he's going to have even more free time?

How the fuck does someone who just took a month long vacation for mental health reasons get a promotion. And doesn't getting put on salary mean they'd be working him more, not less? I'm calling bullshit on that hard

 

[AbyssStarer]

How the fuck does someone who just took a month long vacation for mental health reasons get a promotion. And doesn't getting put on salary mean they'd be working him more, not less? I'm calling bullshit on that hard

I wouldn't be surprised if the place he works is just a shitshow with a high turnover and incompetent managers.

 

[stinkytofu]

How the fuck does someone who just took a month long vacation for mental health reasons get a promotion. And doesn't getting put on salary mean they'd be working him more, not less? I'm calling bullshit on that hard

Chibi somehow doesn't hate his job despite every other person working the same phone slinging job hating it, companies seriously love people like him. They'll pay him more money if it means not having to invest the time/money in re-training new people who are just gonna leave after a year.

Can't wait for Chibi to use all this new free time on streaming instead of doing something moderately useful as a 31 year-old.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Chibi’s recent tweet about having his cat make a tweet piqued my autism. Analysis in spoilers but tl;dr chibi is faking having his cat send messages, in particular to the KH2 discord. I guess to seem quirky or funny.

Spoiler: Autism

He has sent various messages of gibberish and claimed it is his cat sitting on his keyboard. He likes to mention it and make jokes about it, clearly relishing the modicum of attention he gains from it, so I was compiling the instances I could find to poke fun at how special he thinks it is. While doing this, I noticed something. For the record, the discord messages in the left column are from the KH2 randomizer discord, the ones on the right from his own discord.

As pointed out by the people in the KH2 discord who have low tolerance for adam’s shit, he doesn’t have to press enter to send the crap filling up the chat box. It is possible that the cat pressed enter, however look at the strings he has sent. On 4 separate days, the “cat” has managed to type almost identical strings; all 4 share 8 initial characters, and 3 of them share 19 trailing characters. I’m not quite autistic enough to fully break down the statistics but I find it extremely unlikely for a cat to press long identical sequences of keys.

These characters are also a mixture of upper and lower case, is the cat pressing shift in between? It doesn’t even look much like a human mashing a keyboard. Someone asked if it is a wind waker seed because it more resembles base64 encoding than random keystrokes. I am thinking he copies a seed or something similar, maybe adds some keyboard mashing in the middle, and posts it to the KH2 discord for attention to be the whacky “my cat sends weird messages lmao” guy.

Contrast all this to the messages his “cat” sends on his own discord, long sequences of the same keys, much more like an actual cat sitting on a keyboard. Again, he didn’t need to press enter, but I much more readily believe these were actually written by a cat.

Chibi also reveals his true feelings about "titty streamers"

Edit:

Spoiler: More Autism

The strings are confirmed base64 encodings of what looks like some video game shit.

 

[stinkytofu]

Chibi’s recent tweet about having his cat make a tweet piqued my autism. Analysis in spoilers but tl;dr chibi is faking having his cat send messages, in particular to the KH2 discord. I guess to seem quirky or funny.
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Spoiler: Autism

He has sent various messages of gibberish and claimed it is his cat sitting on his keyboard. He likes to mention it and make jokes about it, clearly relishing the modicum of attention he gains from it, so I was compiling the instances I could find to poke fun at how special he thinks it is. While doing this, I noticed something. For the record, the discord messages in the left column are from the KH2 randomizer discord, the ones on the right from his own discord.

As pointed out by the people in the KH2 discord who have low tolerance for adam’s shit, he doesn’t have to press enter to send the crap filling up the chat box. It is possible that the cat pressed enter, however look at the strings he has sent. On 4 separate days, the “cat” has managed to type almost identical strings; all 4 share 8 initial characters, and 3 of them share 19 trailing characters. I’m not quite autistic enough to fully break down the statistics but I find it extremely unlikely for a cat to press long identical sequences of keys.

These characters are also a mixture of upper and lower case, is the cat pressing shift in between? It doesn’t even look much like a human mashing a keyboard. Someone asked if it is a wind waker seed because it more resembles base64 encoding than random keystrokes. I am thinking he copies a seed or something similar, maybe adds some keyboard mashing in the middle, and posts it to the KH2 discord for attention to be the whacky “my cat sends weird messages lmao” guy.

Contrast all this to the messages his “cat” sends on his own discord, long sequences of the same keys, much more like an actual cat sitting on a keyboard. Again, he didn’t need to press enter, but I much more readily believe these were actually written by a cat.

Chibi also reveals his true feelings about "titty streamers"
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We're going to need our finest detectives to crack the mysterious case of the cat and the keyboard. I feel like sending a cat message would be funny once to a group of friends, but tism strikes yet again and he's got to fucking bury it into the ground.

Also, yes Chibi you and everyone else are gigantic fucking hypocrites when it comes to that stupid indiefoxx stuff. Women were ear licking in ASMR for so long now wearing provocative clothes, how is this where he decides to draw the line? People were initially mad with titty streamers because they were toying with the rules and being overly sexual yet Chibi (and others) said their body their choice. Maybe they're just mad indiefoxx got popular doing the same shit they essentially wanted to do.

Patiently waiting for the Chibi onlyfans to drop

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I would really prefer it if his cat would press the power button on his computer

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

The strings are confirmed base64 encodings of what looks like some video game shit.

No, they're snippets from John McAfee's gorrilion TB of dead man switch data.

MCAFEE'S BODY DOUBLE DIED IN PRISON AND HE PRETENDS TO BE CHIBI NOW

 

[stinkytofu]

This is what I meant by Chibi being the perfect company man to give a salary bump. He has complained non-stop in the past about his job/company that they use deceitful techniques on customers buuuuuuut it's fine because the company has a pride logo :^) The fact that he thinks AT&T give a fuck about any of this is quite the laugh, he'll convince himself they truly care and now with the money he'll be happy and never want to leave.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

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This is what I meant by Chibi being the perfect company man to give a salary bump. He has complained non-stop in the past about his job/company that they use deceitful techniques on customers buuuuuuut it's fine because the company has a pride logo :^) The fact that he thinks AT&T give a fuck about any of this is quite the laugh, he'll convince himself they truly care and now with the money he'll be happy and never want to leave.

I still don't even believe any of that is true. He's lied about shit like this before when he needs some positive asspats. At best, he probably got the usual yearly 2% raise and just spun it into a big promotion. I'm still convinced he's doing the same with his apartment. Just renting and telling everyone he owns the place

 

[BrainSand63]

Chibi’s recent tweet about having his cat make a tweet piqued my autism. Analysis in spoilers but tl;dr chibi is faking having his cat send messages, in particular to the KH2 discord. I guess to seem quirky or funny.
View attachment 2309179

Spoiler: Autism

He has sent various messages of gibberish and claimed it is his cat sitting on his keyboard. He likes to mention it and make jokes about it, clearly relishing the modicum of attention he gains from it, so I was compiling the instances I could find to poke fun at how special he thinks it is. While doing this, I noticed something. For the record, the discord messages in the left column are from the KH2 randomizer discord, the ones on the right from his own discord.

As pointed out by the people in the KH2 discord who have low tolerance for adam’s shit, he doesn’t have to press enter to send the crap filling up the chat box. It is possible that the cat pressed enter, however look at the strings he has sent. On 4 separate days, the “cat” has managed to type almost identical strings; all 4 share 8 initial characters, and 3 of them share 19 trailing characters. I’m not quite autistic enough to fully break down the statistics but I find it extremely unlikely for a cat to press long identical sequences of keys.

These characters are also a mixture of upper and lower case, is the cat pressing shift in between? It doesn’t even look much like a human mashing a keyboard. Someone asked if it is a wind waker seed because it more resembles base64 encoding than random keystrokes. I am thinking he copies a seed or something similar, maybe adds some keyboard mashing in the middle, and posts it to the KH2 discord for attention to be the whacky “my cat sends weird messages lmao” guy.

Contrast all this to the messages his “cat” sends on his own discord, long sequences of the same keys, much more like an actual cat sitting on a keyboard. Again, he didn’t need to press enter, but I much more readily believe these were actually written by a cat.

Chibi also reveals his true feelings about "titty streamers"
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Edit:

Spoiler: More Autism

The strings are confirmed base64 encodings of what looks like some video game shit.
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I love how the cat posted nearly the exact same message four times in the first screenshot. Like if you want to be the quirky “cat on keyboard” man, fine, but at least suppress your retardation long enough to make it convincing.

Also, I know that Kingdom Hearts and anything relating to speed running/randomizers is just going to be littered with autism, but how has he not been banned from that server yet? I would assume that he is incredibly annoying to almost everyone there.

 

[BiggerChungus]

I love how the cat posted nearly the exact same message four times in the first screenshot. Like if you want to be the quirky “cat on keyboard” man, fine, but at least suppress your retardation long enough to make it convincing.

Also, I know that Kingdom Hearts and anything relating to speed running/randomizers is just going to be littered with autism, but how has he not been banned from that server yet? I would assume that he is incredibly annoying to almost everyone there.

It's probably a mix of them being even worse than he is and the ones who aren't having him around to go "Well, at least we're not that guy."

 

[stinkytofu]

Imagine walking into AT&T to get something fixed with your phone and you're stuck having to deal with this employee

Spoiler

 

[SmugDruggler]

Well that was fast.

 

[stinkytofu]

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Well that was fast.

Am I retard or does Chibi make absolutely no sense here. He got promoted which comes with "less" hours + more pay, now his new supervisor wants him to start his position in 2 weeks and then stop 5 weeks later? Bizarre how he'd be wanting to look for greener pastures despite the promotion, everything makes my head hurt thanks chibi.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

He doesn't understand how finances work it,let alone a promotion. He was probably asked to do more hours for couple of weeks and took it as a promotion.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

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I love when people tweet vague things and then get salty when someone asks them to clarify it a bit. Anyways, the public twitter Chibi arc is going to be lovely.

Attention whoring for social points. He is getting into his depression again.

The rest of the conversation is pretty funny to me. He could have just left it at that but the guy strings him along and then he starts moralfagging.

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[Gamepad]

Am I retard or does Chibi make absolutely no sense here. He got promoted which comes with "less" hours + more pay, now his new supervisor wants him to start his position in 2 weeks and then stop 5 weeks later? Bizarre how he'd be wanting to look for greener pastures despite the promotion, everything makes my head hurt thanks chibi.

Seems like he really didn't understand what he got.

Usually, promotions have a different title, or you get told that you're at a different level from the previous one, but he made no mention of that.

"I got promoted." Okay, to what exactly big boy?