Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Dr. Celery MD]

Allison Tennyson is losing her fucking mind again and trying really hard to make people think the @microcatmachine Twitter, which was created on July 26 2018 (or FOUR YEARS AGO), was created by one of her "fans." Thanks to an anonymous source for keeping me in the loop on her account.


Meanwhile, someone on Reddit posted some of Allison's less eating disorder-y Twitter contents. All censorship is by the Reddit OP.

Spoiler: Allison's Twitter Contents

Like I said before, this Twitter account was created on July 26, 2018. Four years ago. While it is possible someone simply changed their handle to @microcatmachine and impersonated Allison... I'm not sure why someone would take the time to do that. She makes herself look bad enough all on her own.

Spoiler: Random Allison internet dump

Allison's Amazon wishlist. This used to be linked from her IG or Tiktok bio, but I unfortunately did not archive the link.

Her Etsy likes. Link Archive


Allison's job at Lutheran Social Services' Host Homes program has her working with disabled people. Link Archive

ETA: She just keeps going!

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Meanwhile on Reddit, there's a theory that the cancer/rape survivor user Allison doxxed was actually Allison!

 

[Cryin RN]

This article from lefty BC paper The Tyee features a familiar sounding story and a credulous journalist who seems to buy it 100%. I've bolded all of this lady's claimed maladies:

Madeline has been preparing for medical assistance in dying, or MAID, for over a year, and says she could choose to die as soon as late July if she does not come up with the money to cover treatments for her complex mitochondrial and post-viral conditions. Myalgic encephalomyelitis/chronic fatigue syndrome is a multisystem disease that affects patients in myriad ways, leaving many with profound fatigue, cognitive and mobility challenges, trouble sleeping and in extreme pain.

Madeline now faces more than two dozen health obstacles, from allergies to edema, a permanent swelling in her body, while living in Vancouver on sub-poverty disability assistance. Her health conditions have worsened and grown in number from around a dozen in her teen years, she said, and now interact with one another in ways that can be catastrophic.

Madeline says naturopathic intravenous injections of vitamins that make her life “less horrifying” could allow her to continue living. But B.C.’s Medical Services Plan doesn’t cover most naturopathic services, and she can’t afford them on her own. The treatments and home supports like cleaning and cooking help she needs to live “not in agony” would cost about $100,000 per year, she estimates.

She wants the government to pay for her maid and housekeeper, oh, and her bullshit vitamin injections. Or else she'll kill herse- uh, get a doctor to give her Medical Assistance in Dying (there is no WAY she would actually qualify for it in BC unless she gets the two dumbest docs in the province to sign her cert). The whole article is hilarious and dramatic and could fill out a Munchie Bingo square. That link in the first quote goes to a GoFundMe, because of course it does.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

This article from lefty BC paper The Tyee features a familiar sounding story and a credulous journalist who seems to buy it 100%. I've bolded all of this lady's claimed maladies:







She wants the government to pay for her maid and housekeeper, oh, and her bullshit vitamin injections. Or else she'll kill herse- uh, get a doctor to give her Medical Assistance in Dying (there is no WAY she would actually qualify for it in BC unless she gets the two dumbest docs in the province to sign her cert). The whole article is hilarious and dramatic and could fill out a Munchie Bingo square. That link in the first quote goes to a GoFundMe, because of course it does.

What a subhuman leech. Is there a single CFS person who's not a hyper-dramatic WORST CASE EVER? I've known people with terminal cancer who make less of a deal about their health and still try to do what they can. I feel bad for people with chronic fatigue for whatever reason that are lumped in with those freaks.
I didn't know a province's medical system would pay for a maid and naturopathic injections. Wouldn't housekeeping be part of Community Services (welfare and disability), not sure what they call it in that particular province? The injections she would likely have covered by private insurance from almost any job.

 

[LisaFrankSpank]

No. The user who was doxxed isn't allison. Redditor redcarrot45 is allison/fake emma.

Edit: I have no idea how to operate this forum. Sorry I dont know how I replied to two people or how to edit it out.

Allison Tennyson is losing her fucking mind again and trying really hard to make people think the @microcatmachine Twitter, which was created on July 26 2018 (or FOUR YEARS AGO), was created by one of her "fans." Thanks to an anonymous source for keeping me in the loop on her account.
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Meanwhile, someone on Reddit posted some of Allison's less eating disorder-y Twitter contents. All censorship is by the Reddit OP.

Spoiler: Allison's Twitter Contents

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Like I said before, this Twitter account was created on July 26, 2018. Four years ago. While it is possible someone simply changed their handle to @microcatmachine and impersonated Allison... I'm not sure why someone would take the time to do that. She makes herself look bad enough all on her own.
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Spoiler: Random Allison internet dump

Allison's Amazon wishlist. This used to be linked from her IG or Tiktok bio, but I unfortunately did not archive the link.View attachment 2318585

Her Etsy likes. Link Archive
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Allison's job at Lutheran Social Services' Host Homes program has her working with disabled people. Link Archive

ETA: She just keeps going!
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Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Meanwhile on Reddit, there's a theory that the cancer/rape survivor user Allison doxxed was actually Allison!
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This article from lefty BC paper The Tyee features a familiar sounding story and a credulous journalist who seems to buy it 100%. I've bolded all of this lady's claimed maladies:







She wants the government to pay for her maid and housekeeper, oh, and her bullshit vitamin injections. Or else she'll kill herse- uh, get a doctor to give her Medical Assistance in Dying (there is no WAY she would actually qualify for it in BC unless she gets the two dumbest docs in the province to sign her cert). The whole article is hilarious and dramatic and could fill out a Munchie Bingo square. That link in the first quote goes to a GoFundMe, because of course it does.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

No. The user who was doxxed isn't allison. Redditor redcarrot45 is allison/fake emma.

Thank you for the correction!

For anyone interested, I started a thread on Allison in the Prospering Grounds.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

This article from lefty BC paper The Tyee features a familiar sounding story and a credulous journalist who seems to buy it 100%. I've bolded all of this lady's claimed maladies:







She wants the government to pay for her maid and housekeeper, oh, and her bullshit vitamin injections. Or else she'll kill herse- uh, get a doctor to give her Medical Assistance in Dying (there is no WAY she would actually qualify for it in BC unless she gets the two dumbest docs in the province to sign her cert). The whole article is hilarious and dramatic and could fill out a Munchie Bingo square. That link in the first quote goes to a GoFundMe, because of course it does.

I wouldn't necessarily blame a doctor who reviewed her medical history and MAID claim and was like, "k, bye".

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Thank you for the correction!

For anyone interested, I started a thread on Allison in the Prospering Grounds.

From evidence I have seen, both Emma and the individual criminally doxxed were real people, who were really doxxed.

The information quoted from the person who had the “theory” that Carrots was fake was an ancient account who had never interacted in that subReddit before who made a claim, and then was given an award for visibility. There was never any evidence presented that “Emma” was fake, created a fake account, and then “died.” All of that was anecdotal from the reddit poster who came there that day, to that post, and shared that story with no evidence.

It was likely Allison and her friends. The comment is now deleted.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Or else she'll kill herse- uh, get a doctor to give her Medical Assistance in Dying (there is no WAY she would actually qualify for it in BC unless she gets the two dumbest docs in the province to sign her cert).

It looks like you can get nurse practitioners to do it too, and I believe there are quite a few of them in Canada providing primary care to First Nations populations who have little access to medical resources.

So, yeah, shouldn't be a problem then. Just roll up on one of these NPs talking about how your terminal CFS requires you to have insanely expensive naturopathic vitamin injections and they'll just be clicking buttons on their computer as fast as they can to kill you.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It looks like you can get nurse practitioners to do it too, and I believe there are quite a few of them in Canada providing primary care to First Nations populations who have little access to medical resources.

So, yeah, shouldn't be a problem then. Just roll up on one of these NPs talking about how your terminal CFS requires you to have insanely expensive naturopathic vitamin injections and they'll just be clicking buttons on their computer as fast as they can to kill you.

"I know that the law requires you to be physically capable of administering the terminal dose of medication by yourself, but because you're so totally sooper sick 4 realz u guise, we've made an exception, and all of us are here with a round in the chamber."

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

It looks like you can get nurse practitioners to do it too, and I believe there are quite a few of them in Canada providing primary care to First Nations populations who have little access to medical resources.

So, yeah, shouldn't be a problem then. Just roll up on one of these NPs talking about how your terminal CFS requires you to have insanely expensive naturopathic vitamin injections and they'll just be clicking buttons on their computer as fast as they can to kill you.

They should extend it to NDs and chiropractors if they're going to treat those like real medical people in some places.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

Thank you for the correction!

For anyone interested, I started a thread on Allison in the Prospering Grounds.

This should be good...

Was there any further discussion on getting Tess her own thread? Because she's also a whole other level of bat-shit crazy.

 

[Adjustable Autism]

I know I am late as fuck (how DARE my gainful employment limit my time shitposting on the webz!), but with all the fairly recent talk about cyclic vomiting syndrome. Didn't our deceased Munchie Queen Jaquie claim to have it? I wonder why it is only gaining popularity now, it looks like the perfect thing for medium dedicated munchie with an ED.
Edit: According to the old thread, she did in fact claim to have been diagnosed with cyclic vomiting.

 

[large_farva]

I know I am late as fuck (how DARE my gainful employment limit my time shitposting on the webz!), but with all the fairly recent talk about cyclic vomiting syndrome. Didn't our deceased Munchie Queen Jaquie claim to have it? I wonder why it is only gaining popularity now, it looks like the perfect thing for medium dedicated munchie with an ED.
Edit: According to the old thread, she did in fact claim to have been diagnosed with cyclic vomiting.

Probably because the treatment includes pills and not tubes. And has a high incidence of psychiatric comorbidity.

edit to avoid double post: carolines_music is now heymynameiscaroline
she's out of the hospital, no nose hose, cheeks filled in, saying she's taking her recovery seriously. I've missed most of her lives so not sure what else she's been saying about her hospital stay and condition. Idk if she's still claiming this isn't an ED.

 

[MorticiaAdhdamds]

This should be good...

Was there any further discussion on getting Tess her own thread? Because she's also a whole other level of bat-shit crazy.

I am kinda new here so idk how to make a new thread but if someone else does I have a TON of Tess stuff to dump. MunchSnark was just banned from Reddit so I have nowhere else to post it rn anyway.

Here’s a copy of her most recent MunchSnark post since it spilled a bunch of tea-

Spoiler: Tessyloocrazypants Dump

Links to new info:


https://www.flickr.com/photos/94683516@N04/

https://www.fosters.com/article/20130201/GJCOMMUNITY_01/130209923?template=ampart

I apologize in advance for this being long and confusing. I welcome any insights y’all might have on any of this. I’m particularly interested in how much actual nursing experience she has.

So on my post yesterday someone mentioned Tess’ felonies were the reason she was fired from nursing. I did a quick google and found this arrest record in the local police blotter in Jan ‘13. So not the arrest being referred to but still interesting. According to the commenter I spoke with another commenter said Tess lost her job bc she was arrested for drug possession and dui thus it seems quite possible she’s been arrested more than once: so if anyone knows anything about that please contribute here as I’m working to try and piece this all together. I found one site saying she has 8 arrest records but I wasn’t going to pay for the info so that’s all I got.

I also had someone PM me this bizarre flikr album Tess made in April ‘13 featuring the pacifier (xtc use?) knife play kink meme, and weird crying pics. Since both of these new discoveries were from around the same time period I decided to try and piece them together with what we know of her early munching (pre-TikTok.)

According to her, this all started when she was 12 (in a TikTok she says everyone in her family got sick from a cold or something and they all recovered but she never got better.) Her father was a doctor and I get the impression he was a big ‘advocate’ for her when she got sick when she was younger. Supposedly she was told she going to die before she turned 18 (seriously how long has this bitch been dying for??)

In March ‘14 she had her colon removed (she states ‘13 on tumblr but multiple other posts show it in ‘14) but otherwise seemed to be doing significantly better around this time, climbing mountains, powerlifting, competing, eating healthy etc.

'An exceptional education'

PORTSMOUTH – The message to the 70th graduating class at Great Bay Community College Saturday was to be persistent in making change in a rapidly changing world. \n More than 200 students graduated in …

www.fosters.com

Started a 2 year nursing program in Fall ‘14 at a community college and graduated from that in May ‘16. She also did one semester at a state university in Fall of ‘16 (She made the deans list so she was mentioned in the local paper, I suspect this is where the ‘valedictorian’ lie originated from

Honorables

Honorables \n FAIRFIELD, Conn. — The following Fairfield University student(s) received Deans List Honors for the Fall 2016 semester: Megan M. DeFeo, of Rye. \n WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — The University of…

www.seacoastonline.com

) and I’m fairly certain she mentioned something about having to drop out from that from her illness but this is where things get kind of confusing bc she is also supposed to be working as a nurse during this time (not impossible to work and go to school though) and this is also roughly when her father was diagnosed with terminal cancer.


She supposedly worked as a nurse in NH and in ME. I think she claims she was an ER nurse first in NH somewhere and then was a psych nurse at Maine Med.

Her father passed away in Sept ‘17 after battling cancer for a couple years. My theory is Tess’ health started to improve when her Dad got sick, then quickly went off the deep end after he passed, and probably has something to do with him being a doctor and her health ‘advocate’ when she was younger, pushing her various doctors to try and find her diagnosis (ngl I wonder about possible MBP but that’s pure speculation on my part) so her return to munching after his death probably has something to do with grieving him, but idk, I’m not a medical professional, just a snarker.

So on TikTok Tess claimed that her illness came back after some insurance problems where she didn’t get her IVIG for a bit and when it did it was now treatment resistant. According to IG post this happened in Feb ‘17. Her Tx was delayed one and a half weeks.

By Fall ‘18 she is (maybe?) still working at Maine Med but also dropping her own NG tube? So from what I can gather if she got hired as a nurse immediately upon graduating community college in May ‘16 she could only have worked as a nurse for a MAX of 2 years. And that timeframe includes being both an ER nurse in NH and a psych nurse at Maine Med.


(Quick aside: I don’t know much about nursing- is it possible that “working as an ER nurse” in NH was some student training thing? I highly suspect it’s something like that but I know someone looked up her license and info on working in NH so if anyone has that please lmk! I know she made a sassy TikTok in response to the comment. Also someone on Reddit confirmed she lost her nursing license in 2019 bc of “criminal offenses” but unfortunately since the sub is gone I don’t have that info to cite. I suspect she has been arrested more than once.)

By Jan ‘19 she’s no longer working and in April ‘19 she says she is hoping to be cleared to go back to work in a month.

But two days later in she’s making posts about her doctor alluding to her possible death and ‘not letting her give up.’ She also has some strange finger herpes drama around this time. Essentially from about this point on she seems to snowball and just go full munch, eventually bringing us to what we see today.

For further context she posts her first TikTok in December ’20.

 

[Gulag_For_Brits]

r/MunchSnarkUncensored - Message from your mods: we don't go down that easy, but we need your help!

522 votes and 294 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Looks like r/munchsnark just got banned as well as one of the head mods. No reason given yet, might have had to do with the Allison fallout or who knows what.

 

[Mum'sTheMunchie]

r/MunchSnarkUncensored - Message from your mods: we don't go down that easy, but we need your help!

522 votes and 294 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Looks like r/munchsnark just got banned as well as one of the head mods. No reason given yet, might have had to do with the Allison fallout or who knows what.

There was a subject (angie) who was cross-posted on munchsnark and fundie snark. she was religious but hateful (hence being posted to fundie snark)

She found out that she was posted about on reddit because people started hate messaging her, she defended herself for about a day, ultimately going private over a month ago. Two days ago she went public again, was posted about on munchsnark, and went back to private today. The same day that munchsnark was banned

My hunch is angie (hope_essentials on instagram), private again for now

 

[STOP_IT_$]

There was a subject (angie) who was cross-posted on munchsnark and fundie snark. she was religious but hateful (hence being posted to fundie snark)

She found out that she was posted about on reddit because people started hate messaging her, she defended herself for about a day, ultimately going private over a month ago. Two days ago she went public again, was posted about on munchsnark, and went back to private today. The same day that munchsnark was banned

My hunch is angie (hope_essentials on instagram), private again for now

She’s the anti christ.... Pours essential oils on her fresh surgical scars while bitching about having to wear a mask, all while laying on the couch praising Jesus and screaming at her very young children to clean their home top to bottom. Then she follows all that up with pouring essentials oils down the families throat... literally.

 

[Munchie Monke]

She’s the anti christ.... Pours essential oils on her fresh surgical scars while bitching about having to wear a mask, all while laying on the couch praising Jesus and screaming at her very young children to clean their home top to bottom. Then she follows all that up with pouring essentials oils down the families throat... literally.

We should immortalize her on here. I didn’t think she was that bad at first but then I read the ‘vack seen’ post. That’s not even what did it for me, it was the post about how she would be the first in line to yeet those perfect little minions she relies on so much to hell if they turned out gay. She also posted about her marital troubles on IG, honestly white trash with a frankincense diffuser instead of a PBR.

 

[Lady Crow]

That’s not even what did it for me, it was the post about how she would be the first in line to yeet those perfect little minions she relies on so much to hell if they turned out gay.

I honestly have a hard time wrapping my head around someone being this much of a ghoul.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I am kinda new here so idk how to make a new thread but if someone else does I have a TON of Tess stuff to dump. MunchSnark was just banned from Reddit so I have nowhere else to post it rn anyway.

Here’s a copy of her most recent MunchSnark post since it spilled a bunch of tea-

Spoiler: Tessyloocrazypants Dump

Links to new info:


https://www.flickr.com/photos/94683516@N04/

https://www.fosters.com/article/20130201/GJCOMMUNITY_01/130209923?template=ampart

I apologize in advance for this being long and confusing. I welcome any insights y’all might have on any of this. I’m particularly interested in how much actual nursing experience she has.


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So on my post yesterday someone mentioned Tess’ felonies were the reason she was fired from nursing. I did a quick google and found this arrest record in the local police blotter in Jan ‘13. So not the arrest being referred to but still interesting. According to the commenter I spoke with another commenter said Tess lost her job bc she was arrested for drug possession and dui thus it seems quite possible she’s been arrested more than once: so if anyone knows anything about that please contribute here as I’m working to try and piece this all together. I found one site saying she has 8 arrest records but I wasn’t going to pay for the info so that’s all I got.
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View attachment 2327445I also had someone PM me this bizarre flikr album Tess made in April ‘13 featuring the pacifier (xtc use?) knife play kink meme, and weird crying pics. Since both of these new discoveries were from around the same time period I decided to try and piece them together with what we know of her early munching (pre-TikTok.)

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View attachment 2327459According to her, this all started when she was 12 (in a TikTok she says everyone in her family got sick from a cold or something and they all recovered but she never got better.) Her father was a doctor and I get the impression he was a big ‘advocate’ for her when she got sick when she was younger. Supposedly she was told she going to die before she turned 18 (seriously how long has this bitch been dying for??)

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In March ‘14 she had her colon removed (she states ‘13 on tumblr but multiple other posts show it in ‘14) but otherwise seemed to be doing significantly better around this time, climbing mountains, powerlifting, competing, eating healthy etc.
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'An exceptional education'

PORTSMOUTH – The message to the 70th graduating class at Great Bay Community College Saturday was to be persistent in making change in a rapidly changing world. \n More than 200 students graduated in …

www.fosters.com

Started a 2 year nursing program in Fall ‘14 at a community college and graduated from that in May ‘16. She also did one semester at a state university in Fall of ‘16 (She made the deans list so she was mentioned in the local paper, I suspect this is where the ‘valedictorian’ lie originated from

Honorables

Honorables \n FAIRFIELD, Conn. — The following Fairfield University student(s) received Deans List Honors for the Fall 2016 semester: Megan M. DeFeo, of Rye. \n WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — The University of…

www.seacoastonline.com

) and I’m fairly certain she mentioned something about having to drop out from that from her illness but this is where things get kind of confusing bc she is also supposed to be working as a nurse during this time (not impossible to work and go to school though) and this is also roughly when her father was diagnosed with terminal cancer.


She supposedly worked as a nurse in NH and in ME. I think she claims she was an ER nurse first in NH somewhere and then was a psych nurse at Maine Med.

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Her father passed away in Sept ‘17 after battling cancer for a couple years. My theory is Tess’ health started to improve when her Dad got sick, then quickly went off the deep end after he passed, and probably has something to do with him being a doctor and her health ‘advocate’ when she was younger, pushing her various doctors to try and find her diagnosis (ngl I wonder about possible MBP but that’s pure speculation on my part) so her return to munching after his death probably has something to do with grieving him, but idk, I’m not a medical professional, just a snarker.
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So on TikTok Tess claimed that her illness came back after some insurance problems where she didn’t get her IVIG for a bit and when it did it was now treatment resistant. According to IG post this happened in Feb ‘17. Her Tx was delayed one and a half weeks.
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By Fall ‘18 she is (maybe?) still working at Maine Med but also dropping her own NG tube? So from what I can gather if she got hired as a nurse immediately upon graduating community college in May ‘16 she could only have worked as a nurse for a MAX of 2 years. And that timeframe includes being both an ER nurse in NH and a psych nurse at Maine Med.


(Quick aside: I don’t know much about nursing- is it possible that “working as an ER nurse” in NH was some student training thing? I highly suspect it’s something like that but I know someone looked up her license and info on working in NH so if anyone has that please lmk! I know she made a sassy TikTok in response to the comment. Also someone on Reddit confirmed she lost her nursing license in 2019 bc of “criminal offenses” but unfortunately since the sub is gone I don’t have that info to cite. I suspect she has been arrested more than once.)

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View attachment 2327501By Jan ‘19 she’s no longer working and in April ‘19 she says she is hoping to be cleared to go back to work in a month.
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But two days later in she’s making posts about her doctor alluding to her possible death and ‘not letting her give up.’ She also has some strange finger herpes drama around this time. Essentially from about this point on she seems to snowball and just go full munch, eventually bringing us to what we see today.

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For further context she posts her first TikTok in December ’20.

K, so I have hyper pots and this is something I never mention. All I’m going to say is she listed wrong stuff about it. Due to excess adrenaline, she should have high blood pressure not low and should have issues with overheating and sweating as a result.

and I know it’s PL and I’m really, really sorry. If it helps, I do have a life. A kid, a job I love and I’m a musician. These munchies give the rest of us a bad name.

Also to mention Clonidine and beta blockers can help with the bp, blocking the adrenaline and controlling the symptoms I have no sympathy for the people who outright fake or have it but refuse to help themselves.