DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fill Bern El]

Any proper "authetic" X-Asian food would give his white ass violent BM' if it has any red meat in it... people don't go to a grocer to buy meat, they got lamb/duck/pigs hung up on the side of the road for anyone to pull up on a bicycle and take it back to the hot plate to boil/fry in rapeseed oil.

Any "ethnic" food you find in the US is going to be a bastardized version of the original. Mainland China doesn't use sugar in their "sweets", just condensed milk, imagine PPB eating food with no sugar, just rice vinegar and fish sauce for flavoring.

Also this is so unbelievably correct lmao. The "authentic" mexican restaurant Dave went to a few months back was most likely TexMex food. I'd have to look at their menu to know for sure, but that's what I'd put my money on. Actual Mexican food can be kind of gross imo. TexMex is great though.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Man, I'm loving this playthrough of 'Reading random tips from MrMinecraftish all night'.
Great stream, Phil!

minecraftish1 is one of the worst paypigs imo. Dumb fuck needs his internet taken away.

 

[Salubrious]

Dave doesn't understand why EMP pulses don't straight up kill humans. It's possible, and there is some validity to his claim that it can kill, but his reasoning is off.

First of all, our nervous system is not run on electricity, it's moreso chemical signals used by our neurons and nervous system.

Secondly, the human body, including the brain itself, is a poor conductor of electricity. A simple pulse won't break our body apart.

Also, somebody googled it and pasted an answer in chat, Dave's response is simply: "ok"

I love that DSP's ego is so fragile that he had to say "I doubt anyone on stream knows any more than me about this."

 

[Fill Bern El]

"Yea Sonic has some pretty interesting things- and most of them I haven't tried"

Fuck me.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Somebody asked during prestream and he just said "Yes, I've had sushi." and moved on without explanation.

That means 7-11 cucumber rolls. Although Renton does have one of those conveyor belt sushi places that's kind of fun. The plates are color coded serve as your receipt.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

So DSP is either going to try sonic food or indian food...?

gosh, never has a man ever made me want to slam my head into a wall so many times. he is 100% going to dislike indian food, and sonic is literally some of the most mundane shit to try.

He's already tried Indian food, and he loves it of course, he talked about it a few days ago. The way he phrased his tweet made it seem like he's never had Indian food or Sonic, but he meant he's never had it on DSP tries it.

 

[Fragarach]

Vest goal was hit 10 mins ago, still no vest. This man gets $100 from literal retards to put on a vest and he cant even fulfill that obligation without stalling.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I love that DSP's ego is so fragile that he had to say "I doubt anyone on stream knows any more than me about this."

To be fair to Phil, the stream audience, made up of the likes of mrminecraftish, likely do not know more than Phil about this one.

 

[TurdFondler]

I love that DSP's ego is so fragile that he had to say "I doubt anyone on stream knows any more than me about this."

This is the single dumbest, most ignorant thing I've ever been exposed to.

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP always fucking taking breaks at night to TaLk TO hIS wIfE. Jesus christ, imagine doing this on an actual job.

Maybe instead, fix your fucking streaming schedule Dave?

So now we have: Prestream, break after prestream, midday break, dinner break inbetween streams, prestream #2, bathroom/wife break

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Tips Goal hasn't been met. That fiddy donation is not good enough, Pastry. Not good enough.

 

[Pargon]

We share 98% of our DNA with gorillas

Or, in Phil’s case, 100%.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Tbh it's genuinely impressive how he's consistently making $100+ a day considering how garbage his content is

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Or, in Phil’s case, 100%.

Don’t insult gorillas like that.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Tbh it's genuinely impressive how he's consistently making $100+ a day considering how garbage his content is

The money is given to him by the same 5 or so people who tip him regardless of the quality of his streams. That's why he has to call for help from Twitter.
Phil himself is upset by how much he depends on whales, to the point he berates and guilt-trips the "normal" viewers for it.
"Cmon guys, it's not fair that one viewer is pulling all the weight, tonight has been bad because we've only got one tip for a long time..."

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Or, in Phil’s case, 100%.

That's not fair to gorillas, man.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

What's with Phil's insistence that every story should have a definitive ending? He's, again, talking about the Sopranos ending, and how it's just poor writing, if the writers were competent they would've shown you Tony being killed. Almost everyone seems to think Tony dies at the end. Except him, since it doesn't show Tony being killed. He's such a child when it comes to anything regarding writing, but I can't expect anything more from someone whose favorite game is Bugsnax.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil using OneIdiotCuck's tip to whinge and squeeze more begging. Holy fuck, I would love a revolt in his chat (if it wasn't already deserted).

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP said snorting is the only way to somewhat stop post nasal drip. Dude, take some fucking medication.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

So looking back at things, Danganronpa v3 has had so much detractor shit shoved in it:

• Anonymouse leaking the Discord
• Miu’s fat anime titties
• a maid character who people wish was their mom in-game
• getting departnered from Twitch
• Tsumugi asking for tips as they help her the most in the short term
• Kokichi aka a Kiwifarms Troll
• Going on some rant about some topic while pausing on a line of text saying “There was nothing I could do.”

I’m surely missing some thing but holy fuck.
Phil really is experiencing the Ultimate Despair every time he boots up the game.