DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Can the people wanting to talk about OIC please make an OIC thread, Jesus. Stop clogging the thread up with this boring nonsense.

You're giving him exactly what he wants by talking about him anyway so a thread doesn't make a difference. He's obviously trying to build up a bank of messages and screenshots to dump a new nothingburger on here (just in a more expensive way than the previous mod nothingburgers).
 
Just putting this out there, I almost had an aneurysm with his Sopranos talk.

He was absolutely flat out wrong (ending didnt make sense, ending was whatever you wanted it to be, writers wrote themselves into a corner), his entire chat bar 2 guys were trying to explain to him, then yell at him how wrong he was (Even citing the writers and directors telling him he was wrong, that he is dead and it was intended) and he double downed on his comment.

There was so much shit he spouted in the last stream but thats one that got to me. I need a drink and some gabagool

Out of curiosity, I was just milling around YouTube and came across this interview with Edie Falco and David Chase. I find it hilarious that Falco said that the ending made people think, contrasting that with Phil’s inane whining. If anything, Phil was probably one of the people who initially thought that their TV was broken.

 
I always thought that it was heavily implied that Tony was whacked, but still left up to interpretation that he could have survived heavily injured or something.

The infamous black out symbolizes the fact that when you get whacked, you never see it coming, but the fact that it actually isn't shown that Tony gets shot symbolizes that when you are a marked man, you spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder as Tony is constantly doing every time the diner door opens.
 
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What's with Phil's insistence that every story should have a definitive ending? He's, again, talking about the Sopranos ending, and how it's just poor writing, if the writers were competent they would've shown you Tony being killed. Almost everyone seems to think Tony dies at the end. Except him, since it doesn't show Tony being killed. He's such a child when it comes to anything regarding writing, but I can't expect anything more from someone whose favorite game is Bugsnax.
DSP needs to be spoon-fed everything and doesn't like it when the plot actually makes him think on his own. Probably also why he likes wrestling so much.

I'll be somewhat fair to Phil here: a lot of people can't understand implication or subtext to the point that if a character doesn't die on screen, they didn't actually die. I.E Juno in The Descent Part 2.

But you fuckers just uncorked my writing spergery so buckle the fuck up.

Phil doesn't engage with any media that is particularly challenging, and becomes openly hostile to any media that might challenge him. I'm not going to bullshit about how I think TLoU2 was great, or awful because I never played it, and never finished the first one. One of his sticking points about that game, that he would bring up as a negative was the game making you play as the "villains" and trying to make you empathize with them. I never heard him say it was handled poorly, or that it didn't make sense, just that he didn't like that they did it at all. When it comes to his fiction, if it isn't as basic and as simple as "These are good guys, these are bad" he doesn't want any part of it. If you think for a second that he'd ever give even a second thought to any ending that has any sort of subtly or doesn't feel the need to shove in your face: HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED, EVERYTHING IS NOW FINE, you're out of your goddamn mind.

Leaving endings before showing the ultimate fate of a character is a tactic going back since the dawn of story telling. Sometimes it's done because there's nothing else that really matters to the story, though it's usually done to allow for the writers to wrap up the themes and motifs, even if the ultimate fate of the character is clear and the story carries some finality to it.

The unfortunate part is you get people like Phil who either don't understand anything more subtle than a brick to the head, and need everything....I was going to say spoonfed but that creates the potential of chewing and swallowing it themselves. You get people like Phil where it's not enough to give them the meal, they need it chewed for them, and their throat massaged so they can swallow it. And it had fucking better come with dessert.
 
Maybe but then he did surprise many of us with a low goal with his last begathon (the Mass Effect one). I'm thinking 1k as well as he just doesn't have the heavy hitting whales that could get him to the lofty 2k heights anymore.

Does anyone else see Phil differently now. He is always been a scammer and a beggar but before I saw him as a terrible streamer that scams and begs. Now he is just 100% a scammer that scams via poor gameplay rather than "hello sir I am from Microsoft tech support" phone calls. There is no Darksydephil Khantent creator and gamer left in him. Just the grift.

@Ken Barlow G.O.U.T
Of course after Phil's five supporters give him $1000 for this begathon, next week when they're broke and Phil only gets $50 in tips on a night stream, Phil can memoryhole the $1000 and start complaining how tips are slow. Sounds ridiculous but happens every time.
 
I wonder if not hitting the goal for his Fallout New Vegas extended stream with the normal amount of gameplay sometimes less than normal marathon will be what make him get so desperate he'll start cutting right to the chase and telling people to just give him money or maybe even "I'm not going to start playing unless I get some donations",

I feel we're getting closer and closer to that point with every stream..
 
''I love playing games, chill with you guys and having meaninfull interaction; it's not about money.''
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I wonder if Phil realizes how insane it is that he wants to hold a fundraiser even though nothing particularly negative happened. Like, there wasn't any health scare, lawsuit, taxes, nothing he was blindsided by. He's just saying it's to pay bills.

Even if a paypig is stupid enough to trust him, the only logical conclusion is that he will need to hold fundraisers almost every month.

He has to realize that that is unsustainable in the long run...

Right?
 
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