US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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jje100010001 said:
Does Jill Biden really have all that much power? I always thought that she was just noisy but powerless, maybe moreso than Kamala.
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As his legal wife she has as much power as Edith Wilson, Nancy Reagan, and Hillary Clinton before her. She is the true gatekeeper to Joe, whatever these monsters want to do they have to go through Jill.
 
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Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
As his legal wife she has as much power as Edith Wilson, Nancy Reagan, and Hillary Clinton before her. She is the true gatekeeper to Joe, whatever these monsters want to do they have to go through Jill.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Bill should've learned that when he wanted to play womanizer.
 
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Warkrieg Battlebournion said:
A country with active genocide of muslims wants to do deals with radical muslims elsewhere?
Surely nothing can go wrong here.
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This seems more like China is that crazy jock from movies.

"Oh yeah! I can take Taiwan from you guys real easy. As a matter of fact, I can beat you with a foot in a bear trap!"
*Promptly steps into Afghanistan.*
Gehenna said:
This is happening faster than I thought it would.

So, there are 4 major entities/factions within the Biden Administration. 3 for sure, one speculated by me. All of them are using Biden as the pawn.

1: Kamala Harris
2: The Oligarchs behind it all.
3: The Progressives. (separated from the Oligarchs in that the Oligarchs are the business interests only wanting to make money, the Progressives are the True Believers)
4: Jill Biden (speculated)

The top three are for sure in a slowly brewing war. Harris was promised the reigns of power to be the power behind the man and realizes she's meant to be a puppet. The title means nothing if it doesn't have power behind it, and unlike Joe Biden, her mind isn't swiss cheese enough to be content with it. So she has a brewing discontent with 2 and 3. 2 and 3 have to deal with the fact that they have rapidly diverging interests but neither can just remove the other without losing basically all actual power. Jill Biden is a speculated 4th power. As the Wife of Joe Biden, he remembers her best and clearest and anything she says he'll go along with -way- more readily than anything said by 1-3. And as his mind deteriorates, that power only grows. She's a blatantly political animal with a lot of ambition of her own, and I speculate that she's not happy having her husband used as a mask... and doubly hates that she has no power by extension. She's supposed to sit there and be pretty.

So 1 and 4 hate everyone else, with 2 and 3 hating each other and having to worry that 1 or 4 might begin to assert power, all while their puppet degenerates more and more with every passing day and with it their ability to keep the charade up.

This situation is untenable, it's -going- to crash and burn. The question is how and what the fuck happens when it does. If Joe Biden kicks it or degenerates past the point of hiding, then they have Kamala... who if she was discontent as VICE President, that discontent is going to magnify as President when she is still stripped of any real power.
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I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the avalanche that inevitably comes. This does explain the schizophrenic approach the Biden admin has had though.
 
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Gehenna said:
Neither did the USSR, but they too found the place to be a graveyard. Or the Brits, though they at least had some standards about how to inflict war. Nobody who invades the Graveyard comes out of it good, hell I could even explain exactly why if anyone wants me to. But it is inevitably a loss.
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Only Alexander the Great, the Arabs when they started expanding Islam and the Mongols have probably succeeded at conquering Afghanistan. There are also the Mughals as they originated from Afghanistan.

Edit: ninjaed.

CrippleThreat said:
I'm not corrupt, soulless, nor hold any world-dominating ambitions (maybe scratch that third part), but I would hate that some guy I propped up before, during, and after his campaign(s) as the hopeful and prodigal savior of this nation, easily won his election(s) and left my ass in the dust as soon as he got the keys to the Double O.

Obama was a weed-smoking preacher who got away with it all by "speaking good," nothing more, nothing less. At least I could tell Blumpf was a salesman.


Considering he'll eternally have to live with the fact that Biden "btfo'd" his popular vote total. Same goes doubly when you account that Trump did the same, and likely prompted dissenters running the polls to pump those numbers up (Biden, realistically, got 76 million, at least).
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Going by the 2008, 2012 and 2016 elections, I would say 65 million at minimum but over 70 is most likely manufactured shit.
 
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I would wager this has got to be the most secretive administration in history. They're so drunk on kayfabe and things are so chaotic behind the scenes, we won't get an actual honest to God answer to all of until after Biden is dead.

There is obviously some Game of Thrones shit going on in the White House and I definitely would not rule out Obama's influence in all this. The bureaucratic infrastructure are all Obama, that's what hindered Trump in the first place. The Administration is full of returning Obama people too.

Obama saying he considers this his third term is not a joke.
 
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Salubrious said:
No. In fact, that was what caused the uproar a few months back. People said she wasn't a medical doctor giving out COVID advice and the MSM came to her rescue screaming sexism.
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It's not just that she's not a medical doctor, but that an Ed.D is pretty much the easiest doctorate you could ever earn. Her dissertation is what got clowned on the hardest; if I'd turned in something that amateurish at the high school I went to I'd have gotten a C- and been accused of rushing it all the night before.
 
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