Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Agree. Many middle managers and junior executives lost their asses in brutal divorce cases over the years because of this, meanwhile coke dealers and strip club DJs have shitloads of options and will always be fucking someone.

Dax though is fat and balding. I suspect his combover style of piling his hair on top of his head is a joke to the local bar thots. If he owned his baldness and got in shape, he’d have better options. Maybe he could do better than Maddox’s sloppy seconds (eh, probably not).

I don't understand why he does it. Hes been bald before, he looked perfectly fine then. Just go back to that and give up on the stupid manbun shit that looks bad.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I don't understand why he does it. Hes been bald before, he looked perfectly fine then. Just go back to that and give up on the stupid manbun shit that looks bad.

I think you're forgetting: that time was by choice.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His baldness combined with the Michael Bolton hair is not only hideous, but reveals how fucking stupid Dax is. He really thinks he’s fooling people. He really thinks he looks good. Imagine being this person.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

I don't understand why he does it. Hes been bald before, he looked perfectly fine then. Just go back to that and give up on the stupid manbun shit that looks bad.

I don't know. His head is pretty bloated now from years of drug and alcohol abuse. If he shaved his head, he'd probably look a lot more like the cop from "House of 1000 Corpses" than the guy we saw on Dr.Phil.

 

[Dr. Künt]

Damn, I now remember the man bun saga from TBPITU and how everyone gave him shit for looking dumb. That idiot probably thinks he looks like Fabio with his hair down and not like Weird Al on booze and bacon.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Damn, I now remember the man bun saga from TBPITU and how everyone gave him shit for looking dumb. That idiot probably thinks he looks like Fabio with his hair down and not like Weird Al on booze and bacon.

What gives it away instantly is that you can’t actually see his hairline on the top of his head. So he’s rocking his overgrown skullet, piling his hair on top of his head while trying to get a man bun going.

If he was balding a little bit, he could have used the simpbucks to get some hair plugs but it’s probably too far gone for plugs. I bet if he buzzed his head, his hairline would be about the same as Maddox’s.

 

[DankSmoker]

What gives it away instantly is that you can’t actually see his hairline on the top of his head. So he’s rocking his overgrown skullet, piling his hair on top of his head while trying to get a man bun going.

If he was balding a little bit, he could have used the simpbucks to get some hair plugs but it’s probably too far gone for plugs. I bet if he buzzed his head, his hairline would be about the same as Maddox’s.

Should have sponsored with keeps!

 

[AnOminous]

Do bouncers ordinarily perform drug searches in LA?

No, but they can't just ignore it when it's obvious. For all they know, it's a liquor control board guy. Dax looks old enough and uncool enough to be a pig. Really he's well above the age where he should think being a degenerate drug addict is somehow cool. And it's even cringier he thought this high school bullshit was something to boast about. Getting caught with coke going into a bar? How much of a retard was he acting like?

I don't know. His head is pretty bloated now from years of drug and alcohol abuse. If he shaved his head, he'd probably look a lot more like the cop from "House of 1000 Corpses" than the guy we saw on Dr.Phil.

That would still look better than a man bun, ever, which just makes you look like a colossal fag.

 

[An automatic clown]

I thought he was a rocket engineer or something. I vaguely remember a story where someone found out where he worked and called his job over his comments and his job told them off.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I thought he was a rocket engineer or something. I vaguely remember a story where someone found out where he worked and called his job over his comments and his job told them off.

That was something made up from Encyclopedia Dramatica. Maddax has never actually been a rocket scientist.

Here’s his LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/daxherrera

 

[Crystal Golem]

What gives it away instantly is that you can’t actually see his hairline on the top of his head. So he’s rocking his overgrown skullet, piling his hair on top of his head while trying to get a man bun going.

Yeah I've noticed while editing videos that he wears his headphones tilted forward and towards his forehead. Sometime the earpads themselves are so far forward and up that they are practically on his forehead.

 

[:gold:]

I don't know. His head is pretty bloated now from years of drug and alcohol abuse. If he shaved his head, he'd probably look a lot more like the cop from "House of 1000 Corpses" than the guy we saw on Dr.Phil.

I read that the cocaine bloat happens because of the deworming medicine that is used to “dilute“ the pure Peruvian marching powder. Basically his supplier is a low-end shithead, but at least he doesn’t have to worry about hookworms.

 

[RollerGator]

DRAMA ALERT

 

[waffle]

DRAMA ALERT

Dick did a 180 on his own position during just that clip, Gavin is to him somehow both a cuck who stands for nothing by apologizing, and a total fucktard for taking a stand? If taking a stand was wrong then wouldn't apologizing and trying to go to ground be the right move for a based sociopath like Dick who advised only looking out for your own financial and power related interest?

Is dick doing two shows a week now, or has the Dick show been subsumed in to the peadofile power hour biggest problem in the universe?

 

[Dick Molesterson]

I guess it was only a matter of time.

 

[Some Badger]

With all the money Dax makes from the show (even if the Patreon figures are dubious as of late), he could easily drop $20 every three or so months on some hair regrowth formula from Walgreens and have his scalp on the fast track to restoration within a year.

If he opts to get facial reconstruction surgery instead like Onision out of a fear of aging/coke bloat, I will kek so fucking hard

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

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I guess it was only a matter of time.

Never expected Maddax to become an aspiring Kero the Wolf.

 

[High Tea]

DRAMA ALERT

Mersh and Gavin are fighting (fighting 2). Dick is friends with Mersh. The ROTC guys were at Dick's Florida event. Gavin went out of his way to say Dick was his friend and created a website for him. Gavin has been nothing but complimentary about Dick and generously excused the poor service to ignorance. What does Dick do? Say he never cared about Gavin's site, did a bad job on purpose and Gavin is a cuck. Is there more clout to be gained from Mersh than Gavin at this point? Willing to admit you are lazy and vindictive at your website job and possibly lose clients to defend Mersh.

 

[Berrakh]

Dax pretending he’s ever taken a stand that didn’t serve his short term interest in any way is rich.
Gavin is a cuck but objectively has more character than Dax. He cucked out because his family was being impugned by his actions. That’s totally different from Dax’s world.

 

[DankSmoker]

DRAMA ALERT

He says beards are to prove how macho you are but almost never shaves the pedo 'stache.