Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[George Floyd Sneed]

I don't know why people give Sean the benefit of the doubt and assume he's the only sane one there. If I was an audio engineer and a gang of weird creeps, addicts, furries, "Minor Attracted Persons", and their defenders wanted to hire me, I'd tell them to eat shit. Afaik he already has a job, so he's mingling with these people for extra income. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.

Yep, people can and should judge you on the company you keep and if Sean wants to hang out with two balding loser pedophiles, even as an audio engineer, that’s a reflection on him.

 

[soy_king]

Yep, people can and should judge you on the company you keep and if Sean wants to hang out with two balding loser pedophiles, even as an audio engineer, that’s a reflection on him.

Why do you think he avoids social media? I bet Sean has a bunch of normal friends who he's embarrassed to let them know he's friends with Dax

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Why do you think he avoids social media? I bet Sean has a bunch of normal friends who he's embarrassed to let them know he's friends with Dax

Well yeah, Sean still has a day job being a professional in his industry. I'd bet that he never brings up TDS outside of actually doing the show.

 

[Rekkington]

Why just do the coke before getting into the club then?

Not a club guy, but I've been into few, and I get that the coke thing is not so much for personal use, but to get the whores amped up to suck cock, but if the whole deal is that the bouncer is being a hardass about the coke is probably because the club is getting pressed about it about the cops, or too much dopes start to bring a shitty crowd that inst worth the hassle.

Regardless, just say, okay, get the whore in the car, do the coke, and get back to the club, problem solved and you don't have to be Karen.

You don't just do coke once and spend the next few hours high on it, and you can't keep leaving the club to run to your car and go back in.
I'd always just hide it in my shoe or somewhere more inconspicuous, it's like being flabbergasted they won't let you bring your outside bottle of water in.

 

[Berrakh]

You don't just do coke once and spend the next few hours high on it, and you can't keep leaving the club to run to your car and go back in.
I'd always just hide it in my shoe or somewhere more inconspicuous, it's like being flabbergasted they won't let you bring your outside bottle of water in.

Oh he’s bad at it too. Just excellent. If Freddo Corleone had a PUA internet brand.

 

[retardant downcinder]

So, the thing is, if he actually isn't a pedophile and thinks he's proving some kind of point by going this far with a deadpan-style joke, he's hit peak retard. I know it's been pointed out before but thinking you're funny and pushing boundaries by deadpan pretending to be into fucking kids is retarded. It's like someone shitting themselves in public as a "joke".

I don't know, judging by your response, it sounds like his tactic is working. Don't engage with the retards and laugh as they get angry and reeree about it.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

I can’t believe how histrionic this guy has become. Having a tantrum that you didn’t get let into a club with a bag of mysterious white powder? Is he fucking retarded? Once the bouncer finds he drugs he have the following options:

• Leave the venue with drugs (if lucky)
• Enter the venue without drugs (if lucky)
• Leave the venue without drugs (most likely)
• Leave the venue with the police (if very unlucky)

Telling the bouncer “it’s talc bro” is like getting pulled over driving shitface drunk by the police and saying “no I haven’t had anything to drink officer”. Just admit to it, mea culpa. Nobody likes somebody who lies to their face like they’re a five year old child. He fucked up by being obviously on drugs or talking about drugs in the line and then leaving drugs in an obvious place. Do bouncers ordinarily perform drug searches in LA?

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

it's fucking Hydroclorich acid and Ammonium BiFloride in a spray bottle. The first aid for if it gets on your clothes looks pretty serious.

they only list toxic chemicals on the MSDS dope

Holy shit, you need a resperator and goggles to use this shit! How come none of his dads videos or pictures show this?

You apply it once. Turn a fan on. Moreover, there’s nothing unusual about a warning like this, they probably have it on industrial floor cleaners too.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I don't know, judging by your response, it sounds like his tactic is working. Don't engage with the retards and laugh as they get angry and reeree about it.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I do find it funny in a "look at this pants-shitting retard" sort of way. It's just that when I think about it, it's almost depressing in a way that someone can reach Vito's age and still be that fucking dumb.

 

[Never Scored]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I do find it funny in a "look at this pants-shitting retard" sort of way. It's just that when I think about it, it's almost depressing in a way that someone can reach Vito's age and still be that fucking dumb.

Just surviving gets easier and easier as time goes on. You could literally do nothing but fish food and belongings from restaurant dumpsters and donation bins and still live better than someone with acres and acres of farmland could in the 1800s. It's good that the western world is so prosperous, but Vito is the side-effect.

 

[soy_king]

I don't know, judging by your response, it sounds like his tactic is working. Don't engage with the retards and laugh as they get angry and reeree about it.

Half the reason this thread is so big is because Dax decided to reeee at the farms. After all, Karen Farms was his massive own of the haters. So no, this isn't a tactic. He's such an attention starved loser that he decided to reach out to Cumtown about doing a guest spot on their show after a Cumtown clip channel uploaded them briefly talking about the lolsuit. This motherfucker is desperately trying to rehash three year old drama in the hopes of remaining relevant.

 

[waffle]

The bouncer cocaine story is a microcosm of the Dax story. If you listen to him he's super cool, super smart, goes to the club to slay puss on the reg, and does drugs all the time. But he can't figure out how to get some fucking coke into a club, and can't even get it back once it's discovered. There's only about a hundred solutions to those problems, and he couldn't pull off a single one. Fucking pathetic.

 

[Crystal Golem]

The bouncer cocaine story is a microcosm of the Dax story. If you listen to him he's super cool, super smart, goes to the club to slay puss on the reg, and does drugs all the time. But he can't figure out how to get some fucking coke into a club, and can't even get it back once it's discovered. There's only about a hundred solutions to those problems, and he couldn't pull off a single one. Fucking pathetic.

Exactly. Also there's the implication that Dax was seething so bad that the night ended there and then. Chad McCool just goes to another club and laughs about it and says "so we went to a different club and slayed puss there".

I think another facet to this is that Dax is both starting to feel his age and so psychologically broken after the events of the past year that he is now feeling too insecure to hit on 20 year olds at the club without being able to lure them with a pocket full of cocaine.

 

[Pissmaster]

God, it is beginning to look like there are going to be atleast 10 episodes of Reboot Biggest Problem where both Maddax and the Kosher Greaseball argue in agreeance that the biggest problem in the universe is Child Protective Services.

Biggest Problem is at its best when the hosts wholeheartedly disagree with each other, and it's telling that Dick only wanted to seriously revive it now that he found the one guy who will agree with absolutely every single thing he says about children

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Exactly. Also there's the implication that Dax was seething so bad that the night ended there and then. Chad McCool just goes to another club and laughs about it and says "so we went to a different club and slayed puss there".

I think another facet to this is that Dax is both starting to feel his age and so psychologically broken after the events of the past year that he is now feeling too insecure to hit on 20 year olds at the club without being able to lure them with a pocket full of cocaine.

I'm pretty sure that's always been his MO. He just used to say "crosswords" instead.

 

[Berrakh]

Half the reason this thread is so big is because Dax decided to reeee at the farms. After all, Karen Farms was his massive own of the haters. So no, this isn't a tactic. He's such an attention starved loser that he decided to reach out to Cumtown about doing a guest spot on their show after a Cumtown clip channel uploaded them briefly talking about the lolsuit. This motherfucker is desperately trying to rehash three year old drama in the hopes of remaining relevant.

Imagine if he went on Cumtown and Adam bullied him. I ask for so little. Please. Just this.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

The bouncer cocaine story is a microcosm of the Dax story. If you listen to him he's super cool, super smart, goes to the club to slay puss on the reg, and does drugs all the time. But he can't figure out how to get some fucking coke into a club, and can't even get it back once it's discovered. There's only about a hundred solutions to those problems, and he couldn't pull off a single one. Fucking pathetic.

All of this reminds me of an old Norton on O&A clip where hes seething about one of the goodlooking interns fucking a pornstar for free while he had to pay her a 1000 dollars an hour for a fuck. He couldn't get it trough his head why a hot woman rather fuck the noname intern instead of the famous comedian. He then said that humor and fame is worth nothing if you don't have the bod to back it up. Which is what Dax seems to be encountring now in that he has to offer blow to even get 5/10 la whores to acknowledge him. Some chad this guy turned out to be.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Some chad this guy turned out to be.

He always referred to himself as an engineer. He was always tight lipped about the discipline. It wasn’t until his ‘dox’ in this thread that I found out it was software “engineering”. Sorry to all the computer guys in here, but I think it’s telling that he’d rather be known as an “engineer” than a “software engineer”.

Evidently, the guy’s always been a big fish in a small pond when it comes to the masculinity of the men that he surrounds himself with.

 

[waffle]

Evidently, the guy’s always been a big fish in a small pond when it comes to the masculinity of the men that he surrounds himself with.

There's some psychological research/evidence where all other things being equil women will prefer a man who's a high ranking in a low prestige social group over a man who's in the middle or low part of a higher prestige group. I suspect Dax either read or organicly figured that out a long time ago, so he has always tried to be king of the nerds because it actually enhances his pussy chances.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

There's some psychological research/evidence where all other things being equil women will prefer a man who's a high ranking in a low prestige social group over a man who's in the middle or low part of a higher prestige group. I suspect Dax either read or organicly figured that out a long time ago, so he has always tried to be king of the nerds because it actually enhances his pussy chances.

Agree. Many middle managers and junior executives lost their asses in brutal divorce cases over the years because of this, meanwhile coke dealers and strip club DJs have shitloads of options and will always be fucking someone.

Dax though is fat and balding. I suspect his combover style of piling his hair on top of his head is a joke to the local bar thots. If he owned his baldness and got in shape, he’d have better options. Maybe he could do better than Maddox’s sloppy seconds (eh, probably not).