Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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BigDuckEnergy said:
To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.
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Why just do the coke before getting into the club then?

Not a club guy, but I've been into few, and I get that the coke thing is not so much for personal use, but to get the whores amped up to suck cock, but if the whole deal is that the bouncer is being a hardass about the coke is probably because the club is getting pressed about it about the cops, or too much dopes start to bring a shitty crowd that inst worth the hassle.

Regardless, just say, okay, get the whore in the car, do the coke, and get back to the club, problem solved and you don't have to be Karen.
 
Bolo said:
Regardless, just say, okay, get the whore in the car, do the coke, and get back to the club, problem solved and you don't have to be Karen.
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If the state Liquor Control Board declares your club is a public nuisance, dangerous, or almost anything they decide, they can heavily fine you, or even worse, revoke your liquor license and prohibit you from ever having one again, more or less putting you out of business for good. It's also nearly impossible to challenge their decisions in court, especially if they have facts backing up their claims there's drug activity, gang activity, repeated fights leading to injuries, etc.
 
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BigDuckEnergy said:
To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.
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"You don't understand I was bringing baby powder in small plastic bags into this club sean!"
Dick Molesterson said:
Vito knocks it out of the park again.
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"she was asking to get raped"
Really vito? making videos about how you want to fuck kids is on par with wearing a short dress?
 
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3holeDonkeyPunch said:
He goes on and on about it in the latest episode. "White talcum powder for my balls that I kept in a small bag in a cigarette case" is legalese for coke, in case anyone was actually fooled by it.
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Wait, a cigarette case, like those cheap metal pieces of shit you can buy at head shops? Dax, a 40 year old man, who seemingly considers himself to be a savvy and reasonably intelligent man, hides his cocaine in a cigarette case? How fucking dumb is this guy? Cocaine has to be like the second easiest drug on earth to hide, and he used a painfully obvious clunky metal case? You don't even have to be clever about it. Put it in your shoe, retard.
 
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3holeDonkeyPunch said:
He goes on and on about it in the latest episode. "White talcum powder for my balls that I kept in a small bag in a cigarette case" is legalese for coke, in case anyone was actually fooled by it.
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Not exactly fooled, he went a bit serious about it and missed the joke. He's never gone shy about it before. It would be funnier if he said "I got some expensive talcum powder confiscated by a bouncer. Fucking thing was expensive and I was paying by the gram". Anyway I'm not Dick, I'm just another retard on the internet so I digress.
 
vito makes me want to work out just looking at him
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There's no dry wall it's just blankets on the walls wtf
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There's no dry wall it's just blankets on the walls wtf
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The Barbie Dream Mansion truly is a crack shack. Dick and Ralph are of the same habitat.
Healthy Boy Brand said:
>be Faith Vickers
>80sgirl made your fake ID and tells you there's two more things you have to do in the adjacent room before she can finish it
>step into the room and be greeted by this sight
>hear the soft click of a lock behind you.
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>presenting... GUNT GGGUNT GGUNT GGUNT GUNT! HEY!
 
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