DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[fuckshitsnake]

No one tell him about major organized religion and their tax-free status, the man will aneurysm on the spot and then we won’t get to watch him receive money while he actively bores people to death anymore.

But if someone tells him, then I hope we get to watch the Actual Cult Of DSP saga unfold instead.

 

[Dashi112]

what the...hell is he on about? you did threaten to slap someone phil...thats why its brought up. because YOU were an asshole! We didn't invent it!

 

[bajagoogoo]

I hate this fucking demanding consoomer attitude. You see it especially with Apple products. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY EVERY NEW PRODUCT. If you're disappointed with a new release (before you even got your hands on it) it's your fault for having expectations. Those companies that sell you shit DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. And you don't owe them anything either!

Phil hates Nintendo.

To add more salt to his hatred; He knows Kat won't stop whining until she gets a Switch Pro.

New fundraiser incoming.

 

[uberzilla]

The more I follow DSP, the less connected with reality it feels.
I cannot understand how he can shamelessly beg and act entitled in return for playing video games. I also don't get how changing what he's wearing is somehow a reward for the viewers.

Can anyone explain it? Here he is outright telling people to come to his stream and give him money:

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

“Seems like all that’s coming out are lengthy, grindy style games. I’m already playing so many long RPGS, how many more am I gonna play?!”
Well two of them, Fallout New Vegas and Danganronpa, came out years ago.
And who knows why it takes DSP so long to beat games nowadays. Anyway, time for another half hour break…

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Imagine being a paypig listening to this truthbomb rant about training businesses when you reward them regardless of kwahlity

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil just talked about how Nintendo is rewarded whether or not they improve, he is literally describing himself. He is rewarded with money even though he doesn't do anything or change anything. He just scolded his fans not to reward that.....this man has no self-awareness.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

opened DDM missed his galaxy brain nintendo rant but just caught his Common sense rant thats just common sense that "the reports are in" this was the most violent weekend ever in the history of this country that no one actually reported that but that's just common sense that the news reported common sense that people will shoot each other when the country opens up, it's just common sense. aaaaaaaaaaand that was it for me.

Like did he think there was some shelter in place lock down that if anyone left their house they would get shot by the national guard, he knows people actually were outside during the quarantine.

This boy is retarded, not in the insulting way in the literal way. Like Tom Hanks could play him in a movie and be a shoe in for an oscar retarded. Was he Valedictorian of East Side High in paterson nj? It's the IRL High School from the movie Lean On Me.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

 

[UncleFuckAss]

The more I follow DSP, the less connected with reality it feels.
I cannot understand how he can shamelessly beg and act entitled in return for playing video games. I also don't get how changing what he's wearing is somehow a reward for the viewers.

Can anyone explain it? Here he is outright telling people to come to his stream and give him money:
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I've been following him for like a decade now. It will never make sense, you just have to roll with it. If it makes you feel better he lives in a hell of his own making in absolute misery. None of that money he rakes in is ever going to go to anything worthwhile. He's going to sit in his gout mansion and rot for eternity. If you've been watching him as long as I have you've been able to literally see his body shrivel and his skin turn translucent. He's basically turning into gollum and his precious is internet shekels.

 

[Veezy00]

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PUBG is was one of his favorite games when he was on twitch.

PUBG was popular because TUT would throw money at that game constantly and Phil was trying to cash in. It is really crazy to think about that back then $50 was a big whale tip. Now $50 is just a drop in the bucket. Took a nice break when the farms were getting attacked, finally caught up on 150+ pages. You guys are savages, thanks for keeping everyone updated.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jesus Christ he's seething so fucking hard about Nintendo right now you'd swear the CEO raped and killed his mother behind a dumpster or something.

EDIT: lol as I'm saying this he's encouraging his audience to laugh at Nintendo fans on twitter

The current CEO could read Phil's messages and laugh at them because he speaks fluent English.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Ahead of the marathon, I just want to point out, Phil saying he lost $2k is a semantic lie based on the hypothetical money missing from subs.
Let's just take what Phil told us for face value. Not even considering the actual amounts, lets just hand graph the shit out of this and use his own words.

1. When Phil lost his Twitch partnership, he set the tips goal immediately to $200/stream to 'make up for the money' he lost from Twitch. This compensated for the missing $2k for the month of April and May. (+$0 - breaking even)
2. Phil got paid on April 15th from Twitch, and then, even though he was unsure, got paid on May 15th. This is in addition to the $200/stream already covering it. (+$2000 for May)
3. In June, Phil kept the $200/stream tips goal and still got paid by YT, compensating for his lost Twitch income, and still getting some, albeit less, from YT). (+$1000 for June)

Based on what Phil has told us alone, he has, over the last few months, lost no money. In fact, he is up $3000 additional dollars because he collected to cover his missing paychecks on top of the paychecks he still received. July would be the first paycheck where he did not have this supplemental income and he now can't afford anything.

This means, by Phil's own math, he has earned over $3000 extra over what he would normally earn, and this money has gone completely missing, even though he is, allegedly, only using the money to cover bills and necessary expenses. This extra money should have carried him for at least one month of reduced income (ie. July) while he focused on memberships and got that 'passive' income back up. That would be how you run a business.

You no longer need to look at the forums or even perform the Forbidden Math Techniques. Using simple cause/effect logic and Phil's own basic statements, you can see that there is a massive problem here.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

The more I follow DSP, the less connected with reality it feels.
I cannot understand how he can shamelessly beg and act entitled in return for playing video games. I also don't get how changing what he's wearing is somehow a reward for the viewers.

Can anyone explain it? Here he is outright telling people to come to his stream and give him money:
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This type of talk is why I dislike Phil. He manipulates his fans really well, which isn't hard since they're children, exceptional or lonely and think he's their friend. This "we", "let's" as if he's going to add to reach the goal.
Also the rant he had yesterday I believe, when he talks down to people with very valid points about finances, and goes "BRO." like some chad that's about to throw down.

I had some second guesses when messing with Sargon of Akkad, doxing Ethan Ralph's and Andy's location and friends, but never felt bad for any dox or op related to Phil because he has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Of course after Phil's five supporters give him $1000 for this begathon, next week when they're broke and Phil only gets $50 in tips on a night stream, Phil can memoryhole the $1000 and start complaining how tips are slow. Sounds ridiculous but happens every time.

Now more than ever this rings true. Seriously he expects say 1k-2k from the same sad fucktards that can currently barely hit the tips goal he imposes on the communist state of Fatfuckistan. Then he thinks the VERY next fucking day these same money creatures can just pull more cash outta their ass to hit his outrageous tips goal? Like HOW Phil? You aren't growing your shit channel, there were no new whales from yesterday to today.

Christ almighty i don't get why he is so openly hostile to growing his channel. You need only listen to his rant whenever SnowfagKarl tips him with suggestions for growing his channel he replies with "i am not trying to grow my channel" or my favorite when he said he didn't wanna grow his channel cuz he was afraid his current whales wouldn't like that. Like wow lmfao this guy is a complete fucking idiot.

Is it better to grow your channel by say a few hundred (or even maybe over a thousand who knows?) new people over time who are willing to tip a couple bucks here and there and become members or have ONE whale who helps you hit a stupid tips goal some fucking times?But ofc this is Phil if he realized any of this, than he wouldn't be the moronic lolcow we all know and expect him to be day in and day out.

 

[Iron Hamster]

To add more salt to his hatred; He knows Kat won't stop whining until she gets a Switch Pro.

It's a good thing she makes her own money so he doesn't have to worry about it.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

- New OLED screen;

- Improved stand;

- Improved speakers;

- LAN port.

“NO hardware upgrades!”

Add ‘hardware’ to the list of words that Phil doesn’t know what they mean.

I understand his train of thought, but not only is his wording as exceptional as usual, he also comes off as obnoxious as the pigroach that he is.

 

[Pargon]

- New OLED screen;

- Improved stand;

- Improved speakers;

- LAN port.

“NO hardware upgrades!”

Add ‘hardware’ to the list of words that Phil doesn’t know what they mean.

I understand his train of thought, but not only is his wording as exceptional as usual, he also comes off as obnoxious as the pigroach that he is.

As though incremental updates to visibility and sound haven’t been Nintendo’s trajectory with handhelds since 198-fucking-9.

A legacy, one might say.

 

[FamicomGorby]

As a big fan of Fallout watching Dave play NV is just frustrating. Besides making a beeline to get Boone back to do all the work, he's currently wasting time doing a bunch of bullshit he doesn't need to do. He's going off to a cave to get ingredients to make stimpacks, which he doesn't need to do since he has such a high luck that he can easily get 35,000 caps and get all the supplies he needs at the New Vegas Medical Clinic.

It's not like he hasn't played this game before, isn't this like his third run?

 

[architects]

The more I follow DSP, the less connected with reality it feels.
I cannot understand how he can shamelessly beg and act entitled in return for playing video games. I also don't get how changing what he's wearing is somehow a reward for the viewers.

Can anyone explain it? Here he is outright telling people to come to his stream and give him money:
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because it’s what he’s always done….Theres always been a crisis…he’s always needed more and more money. It’s the only way he knows how to dance…he’s just become completely transparent with it now. He won’t try and explain it in some detailed or elaborate way…it’s just money for phantom bills. He’ll do it till the end….and Phil hasn’t had shame or self-respect for years now…it’s why the lies and exaggerations roll out so easily.