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This fucking toxicity, man. Why is his go-to stance to be presumptuous? He splits the world between the "dupers" and the "dupees". That's how his autistic and toxic mind works. There's no room for nuance. And who gives a fuck what Nintendo fanboys will do? What are you, 15? This is all from a guy who buys the new Call of Duty every single year just to shit on it and bemoan about how it hasn't improved.
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"One of the 10 people who still don't own a Switch".
Again, presumptuous.
And secondly, most "mature" adults are not retarded like you, Phil. They can see what's improved on the new Switch and what didn't. Then those adults will make a conscious decision based on the facts about whether or not they would like to buy it. If they proceed to buy it, they did so because that's what they want! Not because they got "duped". Duped are your whales that you lie to every single day.
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I hate this fucking demanding consoomer attitude. You see it especially with Apple products. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY EVERY NEW PRODUCT. If you're disappointed with a new release (before you even got your hands on it) it's your fault for having expectations. Those companies that sell you shit DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. And you don't owe them anything either!
 
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WolverineGuy22 said:
Honestly, I hope he is pulling an exit scam. That he has been saving money on the side, and he is going to milk these whales dry until the wheels fall off, then disappear into obscurity.

:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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I used to think this was a possibility, that he was going to pull a vanishing act one day and ride off into the sunset having made enough money to coast for the rest of his life. But then the bankruptcy happened. He may have been able and willing to lie his ass off about his expenses to get away with that, but I doubt he would have succeeded in hiding assets.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
This fucking toxicity, man. Why is his go-to stance to be presumptuous? He splits the world between the "dupers" and the "dupees". That's how his autistic and toxic mind works. There's no room for nuance. And who gives a fuck what Nintendo fanboys will do? What are you, 15? This is all from a guy who buys the new Call of Duty every single year just to shit on it and bemoan about how it hasn't improved.
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Yikes, all this projection. He'll often do this when talking about shady business practices and this one is one of the most obvious I've ever seen.

This is what he does with his audience - pushes tweaks on them. He perceives them as getting duped because he knows he doesn't need to give them remotely what they want until they start to withhold money. He recently said he'd wear the cowboy hat even though he can't wear headphones because 'he has to', but he still will not wear the Sonic hat. He would, if they held the money.

He also refuses to acknowledge their success. He says in there that only 10 people don't own a Switch. So are they just dumb sheep? Or did Nintendo make a product that was well received and is still popular? And was Phil completely wrong about the Switch when he initially constantly shit on it? No, he just glosses over that to go back to shitting on them for this series of assumptions that he has made about their next product.

Remember after weeks of speculation and $2000, Phil's audience got to see the cat that he had been lying about and hiding for months.
 
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This fucking toxicity, man. Why is his go-to stance to be presumptuous? He splits the world between the "dupers" and the "dupees". That's how his autistic and toxic mind works. There's no room for nuance. And who gives a fuck what Nintendo fanboys will do? What are you, 15? This is all from a guy who buys the new Call of Duty every single year just to shit on it and bemoan about how it hasn't improved.
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"One of the 10 people who still don't own a Switch".
Again, presumptuous.
And secondly, most "mature" adults are not retarded like you, Phil. They can see what's improved on the new Switch and what didn't. Then those adults will make a conscious decision based on the facts about whether or not they would like to buy it. If they proceed to buy it, they did so because that's what they want! Not because they got "duped". Duped are your whales that you lie to every single day.
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I hate this fucking demanding consoomer attitude. You see it especially with Apple products. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY EVERY NEW PRODUCT. If you're disappointed with a new release (before you even got your hands on it) it's your fault for having expectations. Those companies that sell you shit DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. And you don't owe them anything either!
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Is he writing his manifesto? Less than no self awareness.
Also, lol at him being mad once again that he won't get one for free.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
I used to think this was a possibility, that he was going to pull a vanishing act one day and ride off into the sunset having made enough money to coast for the rest of his life.
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I really don't think that Phil would be capable of doing this and then not be found doing shit somewhere else later down the line.
If he didn't like being in the public eye, he would have never even started to begin with.
 
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As good a time as any to post this classic:


This is one of my favorites. The video is 8 years old and even back then he was called out for playing games only for money. I'd also bet that he would love to be an exclusive content creator for Nintendo, just as long as Nintendo doesn't take any money from his "hard work" bad-mouthing them.
 
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Nintendo’s a bunch of lazy “scimmers” who didn’t include upgrades to their hardware out of sheer laziness. There is no excuse for their behavior but it doesn’t matter because of their fanboys who will shower them with money no matter how low effort their content is.
Hm.
So anyway, how’s that Patreon update coming along?
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Jesus Christ he's seething so fucking hard about Nintendo right now you'd swear the CEO raped and killed his mother behind a dumpster or something.

EDIT: lol as I'm saying this he's encouraging his audience to laugh at Nintendo fans on twitter
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He would never encourage brigading............he told us so. :story:
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Jesus Christ he's seething so fucking hard about Nintendo right now you'd swear the CEO raped and killed his mother behind a dumpster or something.

EDIT: lol as I'm saying this he's encouraging his audience to laugh at Nintendo fans on twitter
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No company, person or entity on Earth is allowed to profiteer except Phil Burnell.

No one tell him about major organized religion and their tax-free status, the man will aneurysm on the spot and then we won’t get to watch him receive money while he actively bores people to death anymore.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Jesus Christ he's seething so fucking hard about Nintendo right now you'd swear the CEO raped and killed his mother behind a dumpster or something.

EDIT: lol as I'm saying this he's encouraging his audience to laugh at Nintendo fans on twitter
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And all of that just because Nintendo wanted a cut of the money people (Phil) were making playing their games (from the money and work and time they invested) on Youtube.
 
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