Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Gone Ham]

It's funny how Wedge apparently has 5 billion of these fuckers stuck in his brain with him, and we never, ever hear anything about them except when he's trying to sympathy-grift about something.

Maybe because his head mates are sane and realize he shouldn’t post on Twitter

 

[Meiwaku]

Crossposting because it was mentioned before not everyone keeps up with the Tranch thread. This is the state of the documentary so far (final thing will have Kevin in it). Please enjoy this

 

[Sarah Connor]

Under "Deafness and Other Health Stuff":

>citrus allergy
>animal fat allergy
>nickel allergy
>tinnitus
>nearsighted
>cPTSD
>dissociative identity disorder
>fucked up asshole (possibly from, he claims, being held hostage for three days and repeatedly raped)

He wants to be a bubble boy so bad
I wonder what his life would be like if he actually was Deaf and had all these allergies. Has he ever claimed to be vegan/vegetarian? How does one eat... anything with an "animal fat allergy"?

I'm not going to filter through all of his tweets cause I don't really care that much about Wedge, but can anybody find a tweet from him regarding eating from McDonalds? They fry their food with beef oil to give (mostly) their fries that distinct taste. If he ever tweeted about eating some McDicks fries he's capping 100%

EDIT: @S.C.U.D. debunked this for me, McDonald's fries aren't made with beef oil anymore. Thank you!

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I really doubt Kevin’s fear of thunder is genuine tho. Feels like performative fragility. These weird middle aged man-ladies all think it’s “cute” to be a poor scared little baby who can’t handle (insert normal everyday thing) and enjoy having other hons cooing over them “awww poor baaaby!” Also Kevin gets off on the thought of being helpless and childlike, he is an autopedophile as much as an autogynephile

Indeed. I realized its performative undertones when I initially posted that. As the very act of complaining about the thunder, coupled with that off-putting picture of Kevin holding a stuffed dinosaur plush, is all one needs to see his fear only exists to gain sympathy and attention. Really disturbs me that he thinks it's so cute and fun to express his fears (real or supposed) online.

 

[stupid frog]

He wants to be a bubble boy so bad
I wonder what his life would be like if he actually was Deaf and had all these allergies. Has he ever claimed to be vegan/vegetarian? How does one eat... anything with an "animal fat allergy"?

I'm not going to filter through all of his tweets cause I don't really care that much about Wedge, but can anybody find a tweet from him regarding eating from McDonalds? They fry their food with beef oil to give (mostly) their fries that distinct taste. If he ever tweeted about eating some McDicks fries he's capping 100%

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1256232162959020034

He doesn't like them, apparently.

All McDonald's tweets:

https://archive.is/o0VNJ

 

[Kafir]

Question. How does this fat retard get money?

 

[p4ddys]

Question. How does this fat retard get money?

He also sometimes tells people he has an unexpected medical bill and buys plushies or transformers or whatever.

 

[m40gasmask]

Christ almighty, the amount of sperging Kev does about Doctor Who is insane. Normally there's a lot of mundane shit that I have to sift through when I go on his twitter, but he's really kicked it into high gear. The sheer volume of tweets that this man puts out is mindboggling, it's almost impressive honestly. /rant

It turns out Wedge isn't the only Kevin orbiter who posts his shitty art to twitter.
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Spoiler: moo

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Link | Archive

One thing that baffles me is how all of these troons are just obsessed with being some kind of barista at a coffee shop or whatever.

Like how can people with such obviously expensive tastes also just be content to be such dead-end losers in life?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Kevin is concerned about people getting scammed. Can't have his paypigs pissing money away when it could go to a better cause. Like surprise medical bills.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1412515140784648192 (Archive)

 

[fineapple]

Having a comprehensive collection of all of Wedge's wisdom would be nice, but he would just looove that

 

[Meiwaku]

One thing that baffles me is how all of these troons are just obsessed with being some kind of barista at a coffee shop or whatever.

Like how can people with such obviously expensive tastes also just be content to be such dead-end losers in life?

I think you're misunderstanding.

Troons who are baristas are dead end losers BECAUSE they are troons. Not because they are baristas. Baristas who are baristas are just baristas.

 

[m40gasmask]

I think you're misunderstanding.

Troons who are baristas are dead end losers BECAUSE they are troons. Not because they are baristas. Baristas who are baristas are just baristas.

People who are this disinterested in personal development kind of unnerve me, but I suppose it's a little par for the course for these people who are obsessed with whatever twitter narcissism that's bit them.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

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He also sometimes tells people he has an unexpected medical bill and buys plushies or transformers or whatever.

I've noticed all troons do this now. This is the problem with a society that says these are the most oppressed people, they think they are entitled to, and demand handouts for just being. Hell I even remember a bunch of then jumping on cyberpunk 2077 saying that anyone who played it "owes transwomen $70, heres my paypal" because apparently its "transphobic".

From what i've seen these morons need the Alpacas/Llamas taken away, they really dont give a shit about them seeing how they are cooped up and not cared for properly, the money should really be spent on taking care of them.

 

[Meiwaku]

Having a comprehensive collection of all of Wedge's wisdom would be nice, but he would just looove that

I have some screens of his wisdom and deep philosophical ideology.... but im mobilefag so my ability for something really quality is limited. If anyone wants to put together a "Wisdom of Wedge" collection on a few concise pages I will dump his Lao Tzu level tweets and reddit posts.

We could have a few volumes:

• Troon Te Ching - his gender shit
• The Art of Whore- his sex work posting
• The Dead Sea Holes -his general wisdom

 

[T.E.R.F]

HOLY SHIT I didn't know about this

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I WAS 8 AND HAVE TWO HEADMATES STUCK AT THAT AGE
This nigga got two imaginary children stuck in his head that he thinks about getting molested over and over holy fuck

One of the grossest things about troons is their humiliation fetish. Basically all of my female friends have been sexually assaulted in some way, and outside of confiding in close friends, they feel very ashamed to admit it happened despite being victims.

Troons love shouting these fantasies from the rooftops as if it validates them as desirable or “real women” because getting raped is what happens to women.

I had some female friends post #metoo on fb. But the one tranny I’m FB friends with wrote some gross, fetishy novel length fake story about their rape and unironically made a follow up post listing the things people could bring them “to help.”

 

[Meiwaku]

People who are this disinterested in personal development kind of unnerve me, but I suppose it's a little par for the course for these people who are obsessed with whatever twitter narcissism that's bit them.

That's fair. I'm the same way but I think you can personally develop outside of a job. Also I shall never shit on whoever is making my iced coffee for doing their job.

Seeing troons who make it in life is almost impossible because most troons who make it have nepotism like Jazz Jennings or a lot of familial money/gibs to rely on. Your average Troon is indeed the low income coomer or hugboxed programmer. There aren't any troons i know of who troon out early in life (it doesn't count if you have late in life troon crisis) and make a reasonable career for themselves and have a normal life.

One of the grossest things about troons is their humiliation fetish. Basically all of my female friends have been sexually assaulted in some way, and outside of confiding in close friends, they feel very ashamed to admit it happened despite being victims.

Troons love shouting these fantasies from the rooftops as if it validates them as desirable or “real women” because getting raped is what happens to women.

I had some female friends post #metoo on fb. But the one tranny I’m FB friends with wrote some gross, fetishy novel length fake story about their rape and unironically made a follow up post listing the things people could bring them “to help.”

Post it on "tranny sideshows" if you can find it

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm not going to filter through all of his tweets cause I don't really care that much about Wedge, but can anybody find a tweet from him regarding eating from McDonalds? They fry their food with beef oil to give (mostly) their fries that distinct taste. If he ever tweeted about eating some McDicks fries he's capping 100%

They haven't used tallow in their fries since the early 90s. It's been vegetable oil for nearly 30 years.

 

[Icecream]

There's literally an entire subgenre of low-effort AGP burka trannies out there, and they've been brought up every once and a while in various other threads. Instead of bragging about "cracking eggs" they rant about how "all white men should be reconditioned to be obedient muslim women". It's a whole other fucking rabbit hole of bullshit.

Surprised Kevin isn't into this TBH

 

[S.C.U.D.]

One thing that baffles me is how all of these troons are just obsessed with being some kind of barista at a coffee shop or whatever.

Like how can people with such obviously expensive tastes also just be content to be such dead-end losers in life?

Okay so, I don't know much about it, but "coffee shop" is a thing in erotica/porn online. I only vaguely know that it's a thing so I can't give you much info, but I know for a fact there's people really into coffee shops as a setting for porn, and a minority of people really not into it, to the point that there is e-fighting between the two camps sometimes (and specifically, got that setting on a list of banned subjects on some internet porn site so people who posted art there couldn't draw anything that took place in a coffee shop). I only have a vague recollection of someone (who drew porn) telling me about this years ago and I'm no longer speaking to them so I don't have any real info but yeah coffee shops are a coomer thing to some extent, but I can't tell you why. Maybe this will bring up someone who knows more than me and can better elaborate.

 

[funny amogus haha]

"coffee shop" is a thing in erotica/porn online

Whatever you do, don't ask for creamer.