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- May 18, 2014
What's he on about now? Something about accounting and autism?
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Btw sneasal, these guys seem to be confused why I would stay in on Friday and Saturday nights even with girls texting me. Could you enlighten them on that as well for me?
Not to continue to pile on, but I find bookkeeping HIGHLY unlikely. He would have to do so much communicating, even if he hid this side of him, it would come out. He is suck an insufferable jack off they would toss him ASAP and bring in an attractive young grad.So, most likely the best he could manage is bookkeeping positions?
That is absolutely hilarious, considering all of his attacking @flossman for being a "book stacker," constantly. Thank you, @yawning sneasel, that information was very needed.
isnt that this thread in a nutshellWhat's he on about now? Something about accounting and autism?
You need a new camera@yawning sneasel Am I going to make it to CFO buddy? Are my CPA scores good enough?
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In before some quip about my personality. I came here to fight against an unjust website that targets mentally ill people for mockery by an entire lynch mob of a website. I think that speaks volumes about who I am as a person more so than joining in on mocking those who can't defend themselves and gaining pleasure from it like you sick fucks.
Please remember that I'm also good looking and very personable in real life.
@yawning sneasel Am I going to make it to CFO buddy? Are my CPA scores good enough? I only had a 3.7 in both degrees.
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In before some quip about my personality. I came here to fight against an unjust website that targets mentally ill people for mockery by an entire lynch mob of a website. I think that speaks volumes about who I am as a person more so than joining in on mocking those who can't defend themselves and gaining pleasure from it like you sick fucks.
Please remember that I'm also good looking and very personable in real life.
Wait, that's what you've been trying to do here? I have 171 pages of your jerking yourself off while we poke fun at you. If that's your goal here, you don't seem to be making much headway.In before some quip about my personality. I came here to fight against an unjust website that targets mentally ill people for mockery by an entire lynch mob of a website. I think that speaks volumes about who I am as a person more so than joining in on mocking those who can't defend themselves and gaining pleasure from it like you sick fucks.
Wait, why are you bragging about taking intro classes? I thought you already had your bachelor's and masters.
Yea he's a male model too.
Please remember that I'm also good looking and very personable in real life.
I don't know why @hood CASH thinks that all this stuff is impressive.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to accounting class so I front-flipped from my 14th floor apartment into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at class in no time. When I entered, I became a auditor and was granted access to the entire library of accounting books. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the ceo of a corporation that will file 300 tax returns using electronic technology. Also did 6000 practice questions, 8000 audits and filed 100 tax returns in 16 minutes. After my bachelors degree I decided to troll kiwis into oblivion, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. I got straight A’s on the CPA exams and received more awards. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the accountant masters program tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Fucking LOLCOW I did more in one day than you did in your entire life.
Did you just literally take a picture of your monitor?
Are you actually that fucking retarded?