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Watching this video made me think of the time DSP played WoW. Both this guy and the streamer he's talking about don't bitch and cry that they can't play the game because some people are trolling them, in fact the guy making the video literally says he doesn't care if he's having a bad time due to trolling so long as it makes the stream entertaining. Really shows you what an entitled bitch DSP is that not only does he have to be making money and be streaming to people but he also has to be enjoying the game. In fact there are some games he plays because he enjoys them (Fallout) while he neglects things his audience wants to see (Divinity).
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Watching this video made me think of the time DSP played WoW. Both this guy and the streamer he's talking about don't bitch and cry that they can't play the game because some people are trolling them, in fact the guy making the video literally says he doesn't care if he's having a bad time due to trolling so long as it makes the stream entertaining. Really shows you what an entitled bitch DSP is that not only does he have to be making money and be streaming to people but he also has to be enjoying the game. In fact there are some games he plays because he enjoys them (Fallout) while he neglects things his audience wants to see (Divinity).
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phil purposely forgets that he is the entertainer, not the entertainee
 
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Poo Twister said:
I know you're all busy people, but can you take a minute out of your day to look at this.View attachment 2322549

Black felt cowboy hat, denim vest, tinted glasses.

I fuck men and even I'm not as gay as this screenshot.
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Plus, gay or straight, why would you want to fuck a guy who looks twenty years older than he really is, constantly scowls, neglects any manners/hygiene and whines constantly about money?
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
There is not greater way to be lauded as a hero, than by creating a disaster that you can swoop in to save them from.

The dude probably watched Incredibles about 18 months ago since thats the fucking plot, which itself is a tactic by manipulators with egos (which he know he has). I know its speculation, but its better than OIC is x because someone made a twitter account with that name or 3 word name tipper (which is probably accurate)
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Post proof or stop this autistic theory crafting.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Watching this video made me think of the time DSP played WoW. Both this guy and the streamer he's talking about don't bitch and cry that they can't play the game because some people are trolling them, in fact the guy making the video literally says he doesn't care if he's having a bad time due to trolling so long as it makes the stream entertaining. Really shows you what an entitled bitch DSP is that not only does he have to be making money and be streaming to people but he also has to be enjoying the game. In fact there are some games he plays because he enjoys them (Fallout) while he neglects things his audience wants to see (Divinity).
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That video made me sympathetic for DSP and anyone else streaming for a living because it sounds like a goddamn nightmare hellscape fit only for people stupid enough to voluntarily turn what could be a simple fun hobby into a grueling sideshow. I used to wish streamers would kill themselves for taking part in the most obnoxious trend in gaming in the last 15 years but now I’d love to know the names of their therapists and SSRIs because they’re all obviously on the Good Shit while I’m going through every week only barely suppressing the urge to walk onto a freeway during drivetime traffic.

Fucking hell what an awful existence. Suffice to say only someone like Phil deserves something like this.
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Post proof or stop this autistic theory crafting.
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I would say to not even waste time on it, because it's probably impossible to find anything about him, since there's no connection between his paypig accounts and his personal accounts.

Now we just have to wait. Let's see for how long this idiot can keep doing this, because Phil already threw the '10 year get-a-job plan' down the drain. So, I hope he's ready for financing DSP for, at least, another decade. Good luck to him.
 
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Decided to torture myself with some DSP tries its, I know this fucker did not bite from the MIDDLE of the sandwich. Does anybody do this??? It's Subway, eat from the fucking ends???
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Fill Bern El said:
Decided to torture myself with some DSP tries its, I know this fucker did not bite from the MIDDLE of the sandwich. Does anybody do this??? It's Subway, eat from the fucking ends???
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i only bite from the middle if the sandwich is gonna flop out. this looks all intact. probably hurt his teeth too like the birthday cake.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Decided to torture myself with some DSP tries its, I know this fucker did not bite from the MIDDLE of the sandwich. Does anybody do this??? It's Subway, eat from the fucking ends???
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I don't even have to watch this to know what he said. Let me guess, he took a bite in the middle to get all the ingredients in one bite?
 
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“Hope you guys are ready to entertain yourselves and me while I, your presumed entertainer, pretend to care about you beyond what you are prepared to pay me”

if it were any other person on earth I’d be inclined to say they were joking but I read that in Phil’s flat, threateningly flaccid tone he reserves for browbeating someone he’s about to ban
 
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blahblahblah678 said:
Horrifying content from a tipper saying a mosquito bit him in his ball sack- phil went clown mode with the dick and ball mature adult humor.
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How did the mosquito get to his nuts and bolt anyways? Did this person dance around in still bodies of water ass naked?
 
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"I don't know if I'm staying on Youtube, I don't know if I'm going to Twitch, I don't know of I'm going to another platform".

And here we go: the big "I'm never returning to Twitch!" retcon just started.

"I'm not going back right now" - as he spergs about how he MIGHT go back if Twitch changes it's approach or changes it's management.
 
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