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His work history sounds hilariously similar to every time he got kicked off a platform for doing "nothing wrong"



"Best Buy laid me off and tried to frame me but it didn't work" Lmfaoooooo thats a fancy way to say you got fired for trying to buy too many PS2's with your employee discount, Phil. His scam history goes way before Youtube.

He goes on to say he doesn't plan for the future whatsoever and will continue to scam people on Youtube for the rest of his natural life. Youtube won't ban him and if they do, he'll talk to them. Mind you, his adsense was already banned once for telling people to click the ads for more money AND this was said minutes after he said Seattle was unvisitable because of black people. DSP is delusional and I can't wait until something finally brings him back into reality.

I almost feel bad for Kat.

Almost.
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
10 year plan? More like one year plan at this rate. His whales can't keep up forever. Unless they're literally oil baron's eventually people have to fund other shit.

Maybe Phil could do a fundraising stream where JaxxRaxor and Pastry fight to the death.
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He's literally living day to day. Not even "paycheck to paycheck" because superchats "don't count."

He's NEVER saved money, even when he made $250K/year. He just spends money faster the more he makes. He refuses to set aside money for taxes. He refuses to save anything. He refuses to downgrade his lifestyle while he could still do it and live comfortable. He refuses to invest any money into his business that he doesn't "have to." He refuses to attempt to be professional because that would make him "a sellout."

You can't give DSP advice, because if he was the type of person to follow it, we wouldn't be on Page 8336.
 
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So according to DSP. YouTube was made by a bunch of morons because when you search for DSP a bunch of troll shit comes first before his actual stream.



Sure Phil. The people who make and maintain the site don't know how it works. YOU know how it works.

It's totally Youtube's fault. I am sure it has nothing to do with you being a laughingstock.
 
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YokuNama said:
So according to DSP. YouTube was made by a bunch of morons because when you search for DSP a bunch of troll shit comes first before his actual stream.

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Sure Phil. The people who make and maintain the site don't know how it works. YOU know how it works.

It's totally Youtube's fault. I am sure it has nothing to do with you being a laughingstock.
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Holy shit he said his trademarked "they're book smart but not street mart" catchphrase. Fucking hilarious.
Nevermind that detractor content actually gets tens of thousands of views (sometimes hundreds of thousands like this timeless classic)
compared to his rancid video diarrhea spam that only manages to break 1k viewers on WHITE HOT new releases
 
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Salubrious said:
He's literally living day to day. Not even "paycheck to paycheck" because superchats "don't count."

He's NEVER saved money, even when he made $250K/year. He just spends money faster the more he makes. He refuses to set aside money for taxes. He refuses to save anything. He refuses to downgrade his lifestyle while he could still do it and live comfortable. He refuses to invest any money into his business that he doesn't "have to." He refuses to attempt to be professional because that would make him "a sellout."

You can't give DSP advice, because if he was the type of person to follow it, we wouldn't be on Page 8336.
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You are petty much spot in on regards to him not understanding about having a savings account or having any attitude to any sort of assets or funds set aside for short or long term emergencies. I used PigPigGo to check any mention of a dedicated savings account anywhere, and the only time when he's brought it up was when he used all his money in a dedicated savings account, to move from one side of the country to the other for that big move. That was so many years back now for him, he's never mentioned anything similar since then, so his attitude towards savings is basically non-existent, the moment he gets that money, it's too much of a headache to put it anywhere else because it takes too long to put it in a dedicated account, banks make it difficult to move funds, takes too long, and it's too much of a headache (roughly is own words), so this means it immediately gets used up to pay for whatever expenses need to be paid, and luxuries that he never needed in the first place with no incentive to store money and not use it straight away.

40 years old, and doesn't understand this simple financial concept of an emergency fund.
 
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DSP bulked up from when he was fat in college to jacked within a matter of...6-12 months in his father's basement. This is literally impossible unless you're on a Hollywood diet with a 5 star trainer, which we both know Phil never had the advantage of having.

Edit: For more perspective for those that don't lift like me, you'll start noticing results at around a minimum of 12 weeks/3 months on a regular diet and exercise regime. DSP claims he BULKED with only double to quadruple that amount of time.
 
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He keeps saying how he avoided so much unnecessary taxes by moving from Connecticut to Washington.

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He moved across the whole country from the 8th most expensive place to live in the 13th....
 
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Fill Bern El said:
DSP bulked up from when he was fat in college to jacked within a matter of...6-12 months
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I take it this narrow window is meant to cover the fact that no images exist from this brief timeframe.

Phil is currently going to say hi to Kat, and then if it is slow, he's going to send out a tweet. So this is the new reason for the midstream break that apparently now needs to happen in the evening stream.
It's one of the worst nights in recent history for support ($27 at the halfway mark).
MLB usually does well which is why Phil has 'kept it in the rotation'.
 
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"Learn the value of a dollar"

At the time(Me being a little shit) i thought it was a shit advice and a pretty obvious one, 1 dollar = 1 dollar and such.
With time as i grew up i came to learn what it meant and how something so miniscule can have an impact, in which Dsp is the conclusion if you dont learn to manage, budget and make small sacrifices.
 
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