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C'mon guys, it could be a bit better!

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He keeps saying how avoided so much unnecessary taxes by moving from Connecticut to Washington.


He moved across the whole country from the 8th most expensive place to live to the 13th....
Clearly, he should have moved to Mississippi.
 
I like the language shift.
On stream: This has been the worst stream in recent memory! I need money to pay my bills before the 21st!
On Twitter: Yeah, it's all chill... could use a few more bucks if you can spare'em!

Don't get bashful with the tweets now, Phil. Tell all your followers that they're going to cut the power and you'll have to eat Jasper for sustenance.
 
I like the language shift.
On stream: This has been the worst stream in recent memory! I need money to pay my bills before the 21st!
On Twitter: Yeah, it's all chill... could use a few more bucks if you can spare'em!

Don't get bashful with the tweets now, Phil. Tell all your followers that they're going to cut the power and you'll have to eat Jasper for sustenance.
His viewers are saving their money for the big emergency fundraiser this weekend.
 
His viewers are saving their money for the big emergency fundraiser this weekend.
Oh poor Philip, you shouldn't be so reliant on the poor generosity of others and the reliance of a half a dozen people bringing in the majority of your income. Plenty of people have their own bills and financial commitments as well, it's not all about you, why can't those stream viewers just enjoy your content without having to throw some green at you?
 
His viewers are saving their money for the big emergency fundraiser this weekend.
Not even 15 minutes after this post, he had to explain that a fundraiser means that the paypigs need to be going above and beyond the norm, not just withholding until the fundraiser. The point is to raise extra funds, after all

Because he needs that money. He really does. To pay his bills.
 
Not even 15 minutes after this post, he had to explain that a fundraiser means that the paypigs need to be going above and beyond the norm, not just withholding until the fundraiser. The point is to raise extra funds, after all

Because he needs that money. He really does. To pay his bills.
It really did just occur to him that tips are going to be light now until his big fundraiser. Dumbass.
 
It really did just occur to him that tips are going to be light now until his big fundraiser. Dumbass.
I am legitimately curious if and how Phil interprets the idiom "blood from a stone," because you fucking know its not what normal people understand it to mean.

EDIT: He stopped talking about GamePass to drop, "Tip or I can't pay my bills this month," and then continued talking abou the duration of his GamePass subscription. Its hard to listen to DSP talk without going cross-eyed.
 
Phil went completely apeshit on someone that commented that needed extra money on top of $300/day was extreme, and asked if he considered moving back in with his parents to make ends meet.

Obviously these are troll comments, but he got ridiculously fired up, saying that he wasn't going to acknowledge their disgusting stupidity and making a big production out of their banning.

It's kind of like how you are never allowed to say Phil is 'poor' or 'broke' - he is successful. He just needs constant money.
Because he wants the pity to beg, but he doesn't want to look like a failure... because he is nowhere near poor and he knows it.
 
Phil went completely apeshit on someone that commented that needed extra money on top of $300/day was extreme, and asked if he considered moving back in with his parents to make ends meet.

Obviously these are troll comments, but he got ridiculously fired up, saying that he wasn't going to acknowledge their disgusting stupidity and making a big production out of their banning.

It's kind of like how you are never allowed to say Phil is 'poor' or 'broke' - he is successful. He just needs constant money.
Because he wants the pity to beg, but he doesn't want to look like a failure... because he is nowhere near poor and he knows it.
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Troll comments but totally legitimate questions.
 
So according to DSP. YouTube was made by a bunch of morons because when you search for DSP a bunch of troll shit comes first before his actual stream.

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Sure Phil. The people who make and maintain the site don't know how it works. YOU know how it works.

It's totally Youtube's fault. I am sure it has nothing to do with you being a laughingstock.
When I go to a private window and search DSP with a totally blank slate he's the 4th result so he's actually wrong, youtube does show his content, it just shows more recent detractor content first because it's more popular. It's not like he's burred under thousands of results.
 
Phil went completely apeshit on someone that commented that needed extra money on top of $300/day was extreme, and asked if he considered moving back in with his parents to make ends meet.

Obviously these are troll comments, but he got ridiculously fired up, saying that he wasn't going to acknowledge their disgusting stupidity and making a big production out of their banning.

It's kind of like how you are never allowed to say Phil is 'poor' or 'broke' - he is successful. He just needs constant money.
Because he wants the pity to beg, but he doesn't want to look like a failure... because he is nowhere near poor and he knows it.
That was me. RIP to the account nonbinaryfurry. Not gonna address it, btw.

 
Phil went completely apeshit on someone that commented that needed extra money on top of $300/day was extreme, and asked if he considered moving back in with his parents to make ends meet.

Obviously these are troll comments, but he got ridiculously fired up, saying that he wasn't going to acknowledge their disgusting stupidity and making a big production out of their banning.

It's kind of like how you are never allowed to say Phil is 'poor' or 'broke' - he is successful. He just needs constant money.
Because he wants the pity to beg, but he doesn't want to look like a failure... because he is nowhere near poor and he knows it.
No, DSP is poor. He's just living completely beyond his means.

DSP is legally bankrupt. He has zero savings. He has no investments and no retirement. He has massive debts even post bankruptcy. His one saving grace is the equity in his condo.
 
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