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I kind of love that the woke kiddies are trying to join the murder cult, but I'm also afraid it's going to result in a woketard half-gringo getting xir skin ripped off.
This may sound like I'm being an edgy faggot but I like to think it would be a good wake up call to the "muh spirituality" retards if that happens. Turns out there are bad parts to things! Who would have thought that a cult related to death can have really shitty members and practices?!
 
All them emo-fat bitches be in need of some certainty of steel!!
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I follow someone like this. I found her on instagram initially but she also has a pinterest, tiktok, and snapchat. She’s been my own personal lolcow for around 4 years or so. She’s progressively gotten worse and now thinks she’s some sort of galactic shaman, psychonaut, seer, faggot, but she also loves furry shit so she’s also a wolf fire witch moon goddess.

Anyway, I’ve been personally archiving her bullshit for a long time now if anyone is interested in more (let me know) lmao she’s a fucking nutcase.

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I recently discovered a quasi-religion / pagan thing called Thelema, which appears to have deeper roots than most of the vague spirituality aesthetics of the modern day Internet. Around 1907 or so, a guy named Aleister Crowley created his very own religion, based around the concept that human history can be divided into a series of Aeons: the Aeon of Isis, which represents the materal impulses of ancient times, the Aeon of Osiris, in which most (normal) modern religions were founded, and the Aeon of Horus, a time of self-discovery and spirituality. Where things get interesting is that our boy Crowley thought that he was a prophet designated to lead humanity into the Aeon of Horus, which (coincidentally) was set to begin right around the same time Thelema was founded. The theology of Thelema isn't too difficult: just about all of their religion is based around a key commandment to "do what thou wilt," which, while making the religion highly vulnerable to fractures and syncretism, lines up quite nicely with the whole idea of individual enlightenment and self-discovery that is supposed to characterize the Aeon of Horus.

Anyway, fast forward to Current Year. Much like the rest of paganism, Thelema has become infested with any number of Social Justice faggots who use Thelema as their own personal soapbox. Just search "Thelema Magick" (to filter out Thelma and Louise results) on Twitter, and you'll be presented with an overwhelming variety of Thelema spergs, much like this outstanding specimen:
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While he also tweets out a whole lot of other lolworthy shit, our main purpose is to use him as an example of the average Thelema devotee. And behold, on his timeline is everything an enterprising Kiwi could ask for. Horus delivers!

The relation of Thelema and and Aliester Crowley to BDSM:
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Link | Archive

He also appears to be involved with Falun Gong, at the same time:
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Link | Archive

He has compiled his own genealogy for us, and he may be distantly related to some kind of Medici. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Link | Archive

EDIT: I did some more poking around, and the question of whether he's a troon (I had my suspicions, which have been edited out of the post when this new information was added) or not has become thornier. He's got a Patreon (because of course he does) which he namedoxed himself on. I'd be inclined to chalk this up to him not maintaining the Patreon well, but he's got a serial novel called Fire in the Void (a) which he's used his real name to write posts on as late as 6/17/21. Margot could just be a handle or online personality.

EDIT TO THE EDIT: I'm now realizing that I don't actually have any definitive proof that Margot and Jed are the same person beyond a link to the Jed blog on Margot's Twitter profile. Could Margot just be a fan of this obscure and absurdly long serial novel? Perhaps, but I'm leaving the information up in case there's a real link.
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There are a million of these people out there, and they're all like this.

Another notable source of Thelema autism I've found are these guys called the Thelemic Union, who, by all appearances, are an organization dedicated to spreading The Good Word. There's a lot of good stuff on their website (a) like Magick courses for only $93 a pop and a link to a Youtube channel, but what you really want are the blog posts along the side. Once again, Horus delivers.
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There is an infinite amount of Thelema content out there, and all we have to do is seek it out.
 
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Anyway, I’ve been personally archiving her bullshit for a long time now if anyone is interested in more (let me know) lmao she’s a fucking nutcase.
More! More!
Also, excuse me miss, but I do not subscribe to your soul/body nonsense. I can't trespass against my "soul self" because I am my soul and my body. When I die my hugr will dissipate into the ether while my fylja is cut free and my hamingja flies to a new host to complete their duty of telling people to be dicks on the internet. 🌌
Fucking love this level of crazy.
Also Last Podcast on the Left has a great 3-part series on Crowley and what a literal shit-eating wackjob he was, and if that's not your thing, here's some TikToks!

daatdarling
georgina rose · 2-25
some cool occult history tidbits. #thelematok #historytok #witchtok #occulttok #practititionertok #aleistercrowley #fyp
Chug jug with you - Roughan Featherstone
Just gonna leave this right here:
On July 31 the five left with three Kashmiri servants (who had been in the K2 expedition as well), and about 230 local porters. Armed with Douglas Freshfield's map of the range and Vittorio Sella's pictures, created during a circumnavigation of the massif in 1899, Crowley planned to climb the southwest face of Kanchenjunga over the Yalung Glacier. When Camp IV was made above this glacier, the team had fallen apart: Jacot-Guillarmod especially was shocked by Crowley's arrogant behavior and brutal treatment of the (barefooted) porters.​
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TJacot-Guillarmod and De Righi attempted to depose Crowley from expedition leadership. The argument could not be settled, and Jacot-Guillarmod, De Righi, and Pache decided to retreat from Camp V to Camp III. At 5 pm they left with four porters on a single rope, but a fall precipitated an avalanche that killed three porters as well as Alexis Pache. People in Camp V heard "frantic cries" and Reymond immediately descended to help, but Crowley stayed in his tent. That evening he wrote a letter to a Darjeeling newspaper stating that he had advised against the descent and that "a mountain 'accident' of this sort is one of the things for which I have no sympathy whatever". The next day Crowley passed the site of the accident without pausing nor speaking to the survivors and left on his own to Darjeeling, where he took the expedition funds, which mostly had been paid by Jacot-Guillarmod. The latter would get at least some of his money back after threatening to make public some of Crowley's pornographic poetry.[1]

kevinthetarotreader
Kevin, the Fortune Teller · 2-6
#science #skepticism #religion #spirituality #atheism #occult #tarot #psychology #history #pagan #witchtok #hellenism #alchemy #astrology #thelema #no
original sound - Gravity Factor’s Archive

pythianpriestess
🜁 Pythian Priestess 🜃 · 1-10
#stitch with
evan.hart magick was mostly male dominated #freemasons #thelema #goldendawn #witchtok #witches #patriarchy #philosophers #spirituality
Medieval - Miki Ozuka

abramelons
Abra Melons · 2020-4-23
#abramelin #magic #witchesoftiktok #witch #itsaboobjoke #thelema
original sound - Abra Melons

mirandamistify
♥︎Miranda♥︎ · 5-3
Chaos witches feel free to give input #fypシ #witchtok #alternativetiktok #witch #witchesoftiktok #chaos #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #thelema #thelemic
original sound - ♥︎Miranda♥︎

paranormal_dan
Paranormal Dan · 1-29
Reply to @chefjayfowler #aleistercrowley #occult #paranormal_dan #thelema #oto #fyp #fypシ #evil #paranormal #demon #askmeanything #question
Thelema - Crowleys Dawn

austhegemini
𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓 · 2020-8-13
@selkigirl scarlet womxn UNITE 💖⚡️ #Thelema #crowley #witchtok #fakewitchtok #occultok #esofam #magick #witchesoftiktok #witchtokrising #occult
original sound - 𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓

alokinalset369
AlokinAlset369 · 5-3
#manifestation #immortal #demon #shadowself #shadowform #demonreading #magician #thirdeye #369 #33 #3327 #3328 #86 #numerology #kemetic #thelemite
original sound - AlokinAlset369
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More! More!
Also, excuse me miss, but I do not subscribe to your soul/body nonsense. I can't trespass against my "soul self" because I am my soul and my body. When I die my hugr will dissipate into the ether while my fylja is cut free and my hamingja flies to a new host to complete their duty of telling people to be dicks on the internet. 🌌

Fucking love this level of crazy.
Also Last Podcast on the Left has a great 3-part series on Crowley and what a literal shit-eating wackjob he was, and if that's not your thing, here's some TikToks!
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Just gonna leave this right here:
On July 31 the five left with three Kashmiri servants (who had been in the K2 expedition as well), and about 230 local porters. Armed with Douglas Freshfield's map of the range and Vittorio Sella's pictures, created during a circumnavigation of the massif in 1899, Crowley planned to climb the southwest face of Kanchenjunga over the Yalung Glacier. When Camp IV was made above this glacier, the team had fallen apart: Jacot-Guillarmod especially was shocked by Crowley's arrogant behavior and brutal treatment of the (barefooted) porters.​
[...]​
TJacot-Guillarmod and De Righi attempted to depose Crowley from expedition leadership. The argument could not be settled, and Jacot-Guillarmod, De Righi, and Pache decided to retreat from Camp V to Camp III. At 5 pm they left with four porters on a single rope, but a fall precipitated an avalanche that killed three porters as well as Alexis Pache. People in Camp V heard "frantic cries" and Reymond immediately descended to help, but Crowley stayed in his tent. That evening he wrote a letter to a Darjeeling newspaper stating that he had advised against the descent and that "a mountain 'accident' of this sort is one of the things for which I have no sympathy whatever". The next day Crowley passed the site of the accident without pausing nor speaking to the survivors and left on his own to Darjeeling, where he took the expedition funds, which mostly had been paid by Jacot-Guillarmod. The latter would get at least some of his money back after threatening to make public some of Crowley's pornographic poetry.[1]
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Didn't Aleister Crowley diddle a Egyptian boy in order to get some powers or something ? If so, I like to see these Thelema TikTokers try and defend that.
 
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Didn't Aleister Crowley diddle a Egyptian boy in order to get some powers or something ? If so, I like to see these Thelema TikTokers try and deafened that.
He did! He diddled many.

cdntheplayers
CD + The Players · 2020-7-26
Reply to @iarrthoir_eolais #Witchtok #Thelema #Occult #Occultism #Magick #Pagan #Wiccan #Wicca #BabyWitch #Witchcraft
God is a woman choir - Daisy_Bean_Yas
"Free Masonry but sexier".
Free Masonry but sexier more sex.
 
Free Masonry but sexier more sex.
The main difference is that people actually take the Masons seriously - there's a lot of people in my religion who consider Freemasonry to be the force behind liberalism, for instance.

Try telling me or any other trad that Alastair Crowley's weird sex cult is going to take over the world and we'll just laugh at you.
 
Wait, people didn't already know about Thelema/Golden Dawn? I thought that was Occultism 101.

Didn't Aleister Crowley diddle a Egyptian boy in order to get some powers or something ? If so, I like to see these Thelema TikTokers try and defend that.
Yeah, he did. He raped a couple of other people, too. Not "roofied them then raped them while they were passed out"; he tied one to a bedframe and raped him over a period of days.
 
TikkyToks

grandrisingapp
William Knight · 7h ago
What story are you rehearsing in your mind today?
original sound - William Knight
Where'd he get the children?

grandrisingapp
William Knight · 4d ago
Your Subconscious mind takes everything you think & say literal. It cannot understand a joke or sarcasm. Download Grand Rising 📲
original sound - William Knight

hevanknows
HevanKnowsWhatsUp · 2020-12-17
#highersidechats #whatif #universe #🍃 #clairsentience #claircognizant #starseed #awakening
original sound - HevanKnowsWhatsUp

realmaggieann
Midgey Ann · 1-27
Tell me you listen to #coasttocoastam #withouttellingme 👽 #fyp #conspiracy #scarystories #mindblown #grandma
original sound - Zohar Ancient Mysteries

emilyrose1406
EmilyRose · 6-17
🥲🙃#tiktoktraditions #foryoupage #spiritualtiktok #awakening1111 #spiritual #xyzbca #witchtiktok #thirdeye #spirits #clairsentience #viral #fyp
original sound - nicole✨

atozpettraining
Amillie Zickmund · 2-16
Am I crazy? Is it just me ? Are you like me? #fyp #atozpettraining #animalempath #fauna #empath #viral #brokenheart
Emotional Piano Instrumental In E Minor - Tom Bailey Backing Tracks
Sub-category, people using a filter to find ghosts:

maegan_lemons
Daddy Lemons 🍋 · 1-5
#realityripple I’m not alone! This just happened! #xyzcba #fyp #foryou #psychicgifts #clairsentient #clairsentience #psychicgifts #witchtok
Mysterious - Andreas Scherren

helloojaime
Jaime Lynn Eller · 2020-5-21
#realityripple #fyp #ghost
original sound - Nicole Gable

anthony_beltran6
Anthony Beltran · 2020-7-20
#realityripple
original sound - Ethan Chamberlain

nikkifoxx_
🦊 Nikki Foxx 💕 · 3-10
Ghost cat says “hi” from the office. #ghostcat #realityripple #soul #creepy #weird #fyp #cats
Mysterious - Andreas Scherren

6figure_brian0
6$Figure-brian · 1-29
#realityripple
original sound - Nicole Gable
 
Alright, here's some more dumb shit.

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She uses a divacup, so naturally this is normal and shouldn't be weird as fuck. Menstrual cups are great, but what the fuck?

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She used to be more of a yoga/witch dumbass, but again she's completely dove head first into 5g qanon "shaman" insanity.

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because she looks absolutely retarded next to her neighbors double wide.

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At one point she claimed she had done ALL this research online about kratom, so with that she decided 7 fucking grams of kratom to her stomach was an excellent idea. lmao she posted updates all night feeling like nauseous dog shit.

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No words.

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Delusions.

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Fucking weird. She's been apparently engaged to her high school sweetheart/twin flame for the last 12 years (if I remember right). He lives in GA (where she grew up, I've gathered and also where her mother lives.) and she lives in SD with her father in his trailer. She's said at least once a year since I've started following her that they're getting married later on in the year but strangely it never actually comes to fruition. He's her wolf daddy dom. I have a lot of photos of the both of them if anyone cares lmao.

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She's definitely an occultist guise.

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She's also only taken "LSD" a hand full of times, every time posting pictures like this with only one tab of blotter on her tongue. But she's definitely a psychonaut y'all.

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These last 2 are just a little wholesome cringe for ya.

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I know I'm editing her photos to crop out her name (and others) but I don't feel the need to completely put her on blast. There's more to come, for sure.
 
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Alright, here's some more dumb shit.

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She uses a divacup, so naturally this is normal and shouldn't be weird as fuck. Menstrual cups are great, but what the fuck?

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She used to be more of a yoga/witch dumbass, but again she's completely dove head first into 5g qanon "shaman" insanity.

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because she looks absolutely retarded next to her neighbors double wide.

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At one point she claimed she had done ALL this research online about kratom, so with that she decided 7 fucking grams of kratom to her stomach was an excellent idea. lmao she posted updates all night feeling like nauseous dog shit.

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No words.

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Delusions.

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Fucking weird. She's been apparently engaged to her high school sweetheart/twin flame for the last 12 years (if I remember right). He lives in GA (where she grew up, I've gathered and also where her mother lives.) and she lives in SD with her father in his trailer. She's said at least once a year since I've started following her that they're getting married later on in the year but strangely it never actually comes to fruition. He's her wolf daddy dom. I have a lot of photos of the both of them if anyone cares lmao.

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She's definitely an occultist guise.

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She's also only taken "LSD" a hand full of times, every time posting pictures like this with only one tab of blotter on her tongue. But she's definitely a psychonaut y'all.

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These last 2 are just a little wholesome cringe for ya.

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I know I'm editing her photos to crop out her name (and others) but I don't feel the need to completely put her on blast, unless anyone is actually curious about this dumb cunt. I'll put her socials out there but for now she's just a retard to laugh at. There's more to come, for sure.
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Do you know what the two lines on the nose are about? I've been seeing them a lot recently on these types and I don't know what it's referencing or where it came from.
 
Screenshot_20210704-120752.pngPlease don't make this a thing.

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That emoji spell looks like it's to hide tax fraud from the IRS.

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If it was that easy to make money, trust me, I wouldn't be working customer service and spending my free time on the kiwifarms. I would be snorting coke off a stripper's tits.

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This is too much thought to put into anything, never mind a "love spell"

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You know, the brand behind the Birkin, the most expensive purse in the world is named after Hermes? And here you are taking a few coins to buy groceries.

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Where are they getting their information from then?

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She eats babies, why would you even want to be her devotee?!

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41%ing is a devotional act.

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What does this even mean?

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How do these all powerful witches always have manipulative people in their life?

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That's one way to meet Hades in the astral I guess.

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I'd hate to be the ancestor of one of these people.

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Why do all of these people have daddy issues?

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Try lying about your rape like most of these "witches".

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Why'd you agree to those videos in the first place?!
 
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