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This was leaned in and banned after he said 24 hour streams are impossible because of blood clots.

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Now apparently Stream Elements is fucked up. Some guy tipped $2 and Phil insulted him before actually checking his Paypal.
 
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TimboCuck graced his humble presence by asking Phil what he had for dinner tonight, Phil answered that he had frozen lasagne, but he didn't put it in the oven like he normally does, he put it in the microwave for some unexplainable reason, it was just a bunch of disgusting rubber noodles (you mean spaghetti you uncultured American mutt) coated cheese in one piece, not melted across the lasagne with a bunch of ricotta, consistency was completely non-existent.

So your wife not only couldn't help you cook a meal for dinner (he later clarified that she's had a busy day and wanted to relax, fair enough, but surely you could have helped her out), but you had to put in a frozen meal for dinner and managed to cook it incorrectly?

What is going on the Burnelli household as of late in regards to food, something is definitely brewing and cooking in there...

Oh and speaking of another cuck, where were you OIC? Come on Phil is gonna be destitute because he can't pay his bills, don't worry about these idiot trolls, he needs your full support buddy, it all falls on you! yes you!

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Jesus.
This Jack dude was trying to tell Phil he tipped. Phil blew up at him, saying he didn't miss any tips.
Suddenly, Phil calms down and decides to refresh everything, realizing that his StreamElements may have timed out.
Phil says he'll check his PayPal directly and says "I'll do you this solid" because he has superchatted before.
Jack did, in fact, tip him $2.

The fucking entitlement. I'll do YOU the solid of looking to see if you gave me money. It takes 2 clicks, but I had to blow up at you first.
Flavius Anthemius said:
TimboCuck graced his humble presence by asking Phil what he had for dinner tonight, Phil answered that he had frozen lasagne, but he didn't put it in the oven like he normally does, he put it in the microwave for some unexplainable reason, it was just a bunch of disgusting rubber noodles (you mean spaghetti you uncultured American mutt) coated cheese in one piece, not melted across the lasagne with a bunch of ricotta, consistency was completely non-existent.
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His reason was that he had to do extra things between stream. Like shower. And shave.
'Showering' is an 'extra' instead of part of a daily routine. But Phil claims he showers every day or every other day.

Why can't he put it in the oven while he does other things?
We'll never know.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Jesus.
This Jack dude was trying to tell Phil he tipped. Phil blew up at him, saying he didn't miss any tips.
Suddenly, Phil calms down and decides to refresh everything, realizing that his StreamElements may have timed out.
Phil says he'll check his PayPal directly and says "I'll do you this solid" because he has superchatted before.
Jack did, in fact, tip him $2.

The fucking entitlement. I'll do YOU the solid of looking to see if you gave me money. It takes 2 clicks, but I had to blow up at you first.

His reason was that he had to do extra things between stream. Like shower. And shave.
'Showering' is an 'extra' instead of part of a daily routine. But Phil claims he showers every day or every other day.

Why can't he put it in the oven while he does other things?
We'll never know.
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Say, you know all those mysterious tips that somehow bypassed this same setup the past several weeks? Did he ever act like that for any of them?
 
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Phil claims when he had 700 subs on Twitch, he checked and it consisted of...

150-200 Twitch Primes
300-400 'fully paid' subs
100-150 gifted

Keep in mind, that he is pulling this info from sometime in mid 2020, because his subs were inflated to 1000 for months.
So if you knew that 150 subs were gifted to get you to 700... what exactly were you expecting when you set the goal to 900...?
Whales.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Jesus.
This Jack dude was trying to tell Phil he tipped. Phil blew up at him, saying he didn't miss any tips.
Suddenly, Phil calms down and decides to refresh everything, realizing that his StreamElements may have timed out.
Phil says he'll check his PayPal directly and says "I'll do you this solid" because he has superchatted before.
Jack did, in fact, tip him $2.

The fucking entitlement. I'll do YOU the solid of looking to see if you gave me money. It takes 2 clicks, but I had to blow up at you first.
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And that was the message:

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He just read the message now, 10 minutes later btw.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil claims when he had 700 subs on Twitch, he checked and it consisted of...

150-200 Twitch Primes
300-400 'fully paid' subs
100-150 gifted

Keep in mind, that he is pulling this info from sometime in mid 2020, because his subs were inflated to 1000 for months.
So if you knew that 150 subs were gifted to get you to 700... what exactly were you expecting when you set the goal to 900...?
Whales.
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his stats are still online if you want to fact check the lie

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David Davidson said:
Phil complained earlier that he got charged unexpectedly for Playstation Plus. so he is now down $66.

Video from 2019 where he reads an email that he would be charged for the auto-renewal on July 5th. How do you not track these things?
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I mean, I dont track these things because, while I am not an autistic man child, I am also not poor enough to care. I guess when you have 10k a month in bills/groceries to beg for, its easy to lose the plot.

Edit: Unfucked the whole shit
 
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Pargon said:
That video made me sympathetic for DSP and anyone else streaming for a living because it sounds like a goddamn nightmare hellscape fit only for people stupid enough to voluntarily turn what could be a simple fun hobby into a grueling sideshow. I used to wish streamers would kill themselves for taking part in the most obnoxious trend in gaming in the last 15 years but now I’d love to know the names of their therapists and SSRIs because they’re all obviously on the Good Shit while I’m going through every week only barely suppressing the urge to walk onto a freeway during drivetime traffic.

Fucking hell what an awful existence. Suffice to say only someone like Phil deserves something like this.
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Nah. Fuck streamers and fuck their sycophantic fanbases
 
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NotValKilmer said:
Holy fuck that moving in with his parents comment rattled him. It's like he's legit afraid of it having to happen?
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It would be a big blow to his ego, he's a mature successful adult with a business degree and really enjoys his line of work and takes major pride in it, he's got a wife, his own home and has a consistent stable future on the horizon!

Moving back with his parents would be back to square one with Phil, he'd hate that, and he knows that people will make an immense amount of fun out of him if he does it and instead of being a young adult in that stage of his life the last time he was there, he'll end up being a middle aged man with not much of a opportunity to ever reach the highest point in life he once did.
 
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Pargon said:
That video made me sympathetic for DSP and anyone else streaming for a living because it sounds like a goddamn nightmare hellscape fit only for people stupid enough to voluntarily turn what could be a simple fun hobby into a grueling sideshow. I used to wish streamers would kill themselves for taking part in the most obnoxious trend in gaming in the last 15 years but now I’d love to know the names of their therapists and SSRIs because they’re all obviously on the Good Shit while I’m going through every week only barely suppressing the urge to walk onto a freeway during drivetime traffic.

Fucking hell what an awful existence. Suffice to say only someone like Phil deserves something like this.
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they should get a job if they want more job security.
 
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