Nobody actually reads his absolute bullshit. They just see one or two SJW buzzwords, give it a like for performative wokeness, and move on, with engagement dropping off a cliff after the first or second tweet in the googleshng.
Lmao Jake nobody is going to rape a six foot three male lardass.
The plan was to trap Jake’s beard in the closing doors, pull his sweatpants down and then go at it.
"oh no my nuggies!"
Good thing it's in the second tweet of that googleshng so no one but us will ever see it.
Another elevator story? Jake should take the stairs.
Actually, I’m pretty sure murder is illegal everywhere in the US.
He would probably save time rolling down the stairs
*Insert joke where Jake HAS to take the Elevator, because he's a 'broken stair'. Also reference how the only action Jake gets is Elevator Action.*
Jake nailed it: Jesse Singal, Glinner, CHELSAY! and all the lesbian rape gangs are just BIG MAD that he doesn't want to have Yon Hot Gnome Sex with them and then cuddle while watching Kamen Rider afterwards.
Subtext she will never see: YOU AND I ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER CHELLLLSAYYYYYYYY
Nobody has ever, ever wanted to have sex with Jake. Ever.
The only time I’ve ever seen anyone get mad at ace people is when they burst into sexual discussions to talk about how actually they are the most oppressed.
People don't get mad but they will ask (shockingly violent) questions when the asexuals expresses sexual desires or have sex with someone. Or is addicted to writing/reading erotic fan fiction.
Aces are just virgins who decided they were sexless BY CHOICE and to be loud and obnoxious about it.
You know who didn't like this post?
I like the way Jake has to specify this particular photo when talking about the incident, because he knows he’s full of shit. Let’s look at some other photos from the event. Tara Wolf, the mere slip of a girl helpless against the brutal assault by a woman nearing retirement age, is the one in the camouflage hoodie.
