Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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Jake's anoying use of capitalization in "That Site" or "That Phrase" as he tends to do just reinforces how much of a ridiculous fraud it is when he calls himself a 'writer.' He seems to strive to convey the least amount of information in the most words while trying desperately to seem like the subject matter is more important than it is. The only time I can imagine actual journalists writing something like "That Word" would be about the word 'nigger', not some barely used phrase that is made up of two words objectionable to no one.

But I guess this is from the cadre of idiots who thinks that gamergate has decided all events in the 21st century so it makes sense to him.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I can't get past the first tweet of a googleshng without thinking "shut the FUCK up" and I'm wondering if I should be concerned by how irritated this delusional gnome makes me.
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I'm not sure that anyone has actually read through a full googleshng without collating it into some semblance of order (as opposed to Jake's idiotic twitter-formatting). If so, it was surely a kiwifarmer and not his 'followers' who peter out past the first couple tweets.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
I'm not sure that anyone has actually read through a full googleshng without collating it into some semblance of order (as opposed to Jake's idiotic twitter-formatting).
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The most entertaining way of reading a googleshng is to rearrange the order of them in notepad or cut out huge portions and see if it changes anything.
And now I'd like you to really stop and think for a minute here. I just linked you to someone posting an expose on a bigoted think tank straight up openly admitting the whole concept of scary trans women in public bathrooms was a hoax they invented whole cloth. That's the sort of vain attempt to make someone talking about THAT like it's part of reality take half a second to reflect on why they think the specific boogiemen they claim are the only people they have a real problem with actually exist.
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I cut four whole tweets in the middle of a sentence there. It's fascinating how huge chunks of text can be removed but information does not disappear, it still says nothing and the legibility doesn't really get worse. Reading every fourth one out of order is a heckin' valid way of reading googleshngs,


When that same tweet storm is cut down Violet is afraid of being clocked as a creepy child molester around the time of his famous selfie.
[tweet 9]
and the grotesque political cartoons that acompanied it with 7 foot tall bearded men barging into bathrooms wearing flasher coats and shoving cameras in little girls' faces are taken at such face value that here I was last night with

[tweet 10&11]
And seriously the closest thing I can think of to said boogiemen would be... the fictionalized version of myself

[tweet 16]
I've still to this day never actually set foot in a women's room because frankly once a month I read a horrific story about some bigot playing restroom vigilante
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I can't get past the first tweet of a googleshng without thinking "shut the FUCK up" and I'm wondering if I should be concerned by how irritated this delusional gnome makes me.
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It’s not just you. He truly is truly an insufferable pig in a wig. The only cow on this site that I can recall that has made me MATI.

His writing style is that of a college freshmen trying to reach a certain word/page count. They want to seem smart so they use big, confusing (often nonsensical) sentences to try to meet this goal. At the same time, they smatter in words they do not understand in an attempt to sound smart and emulate other academic work they’ve read. His writing is all of that yet somehow worse.

I give all of Jake’s screeds an F-. ‘F’ for “fat”, and minus for being a retard and a loser.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I can't get past the first tweet of a googleshng without thinking "shut the FUCK up" and I'm wondering if I should be concerned by how irritated this delusional gnome makes me.
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For me, the annoying thing is that he never gets called out. He talks absolute bullshit for hours on end, yet nobody points out how really obviously wrong he is all the time.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
For me, the annoying thing is that he never gets called out. He talks absolute bullshit for hours on end, yet nobody points out how really obviously wrong he is all the time.
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That would require both a person who actually read it all (unlikely) or someone who thinks Jake is actually willing to accept criticism, which nobody who has read through anything he has ever said actually believes.

Ultimately interacting with Jake is just kind of a waste of time, so nobody does. That's the reason why Jake is such an entertaining character.
 
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