How to not fart like a nazi?

[Quantum Diabetes]

I was leaving Circle K and when I unloaded a nice meat fart, I pivoted my hips and buttocks to the right and suddenly beardsoys descended upon me and said the way I farted was a cishet dogwhistle signaling to my nazi brethren that we're going to literally misgender brave and stronk transwomyn who can't yet queef due to not affording the queefnano(tm) technology to make their surgically mutilated meatpocket queef like a biological woman.
Anyways I'll need directions to know how to genuflect and manfart towards Lord Fauci.

 

[YachieKicchou]

 

[TFT-A9]

You committed fart rape bro

That's a serious thing bro

Turn yourself into the fart police

 

[Ramborambo]

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That's a lot of words.

 

[Milkis]

The /r/farting approved way to signal your progressive outlook is to fart into a glass and then huff it

 

[KittyGremlin]

put a lighter near your but