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Got a letter from the government the other day.

We talked about that.

But, got a phone call from the government the other day, Yesterday in fact. Told them it wasn't a good time and for them to call back some other time.

The fucking paki pricks woke me up at fucking 9 in the morning. And they kept the phone ringing on an automatic dial tone for fucking 5 minutes.

Today, thankfully I had the phone turned off, they called at fucking 8 o fucking clock in the morning when I am going to sleep.

The dirty little fucking street shitting paki cunts.

All the way from street shitter land.

Go to the doctor: I'm about to kill myself, I've been planning it and I'm going to do it pretty soon. I don't really care, but it might affect my parents who are still alive. If there is some help you could give me, it might help them as well.

FUCK OFF CUNT!

I'm fucking sick of it all.

And fucking 8 in the morning I get a fucking paki indian street shitter fucking harrasing me?

Guess, I'm going to have to speak to one of their supervisors eh?

I'll wear a mask where I need to. I don't want to take on the world.

But if you think you are sticking a fucking needle in my arm, then be prepared for fucking savagery. Because you will need to hold me down, and you had better hold me down well.

I got no one to mix with, no where to go, nothing to fucking lose.

But call me at fucking 8 in the morning you dirty little street shitting fucking pakistani?

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This is going to go well, I can just feel it!
 
Ugh are you guys serious??? This is not a joke, the delta plus and new epsilon viruses are extremely dangerous and could wipe out 30% of all humans if we don’t get everyone vaccinated immediately. Stop what you’re doing and drive to the nearest CVS or Walgreens to get your FREE PROTECTION from this extremely lethal virus.

Plus, after your shot you can head over to Krispy Kreme and get a FREE donut, which, personally, I think is pretty cool. It really goes to show you that big businesses and the government still care about the average persons health.
 
Plus, after your shot you can head over to Krispy Kreme and get a FREE donut
Too soon bro.

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:story: holy fuck soy vaccines rendered useless in under a year. Watch them somehow spin this into being unvaccinated peoples fault.
 
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The best twist would be if this is the result of the non-sterilizing immunity granted by the vaccines. Not only has it evolved to infect vaccinated people, it's also taken the kung flu imagery to new levels, and will now beat the shit out of your antibodies, vax or natural. Like a Plague Inc game, there is no avenue for recovery.

Meanwhile, we would have just had the delta variant if we left it to natural pressures, as India, mostly by situation, did, which would have been covid reduced to cold levels, barely able to kill at all if Britain was anything to go by.
 
You think that headline is bad? Check out this one:




My favorite quote:


You all ready to get double penetrated by the super ultra plus whammy COVID?
I didn't know viruses could digivolve.
 
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