Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

It took awhile, but the last twitching limbs of Zack's career is set to disappear within the great frog's maw. I don't see any way around Ethan picking up the entire tab at this point.
He doesn't need to pick up the entire tab. He just needs to grab the valuable parts of Richard's content (Jawbreakers) and reduce Richard to a minimal co-plotter or "created by" credit in the books. The idea of "Zack" is still commercially valuable. Its "Zack" as writer/artist/publisher/editor that has failed.
Richard hit on to something in that there is kind of an unmet need in the comics market for something like the old Larry Hama GI Joe. The idea of Jawbreakers and the established fan base for it seems to have value. But Richard being Richard concluded that Jawbreakers was too ordinary and boring for his creative genius to work on.
 
I’m not publishing it, no. Nothing is coming to ALL CAPS until the other campaigns are fulfilled, I advised him to save this project for JB4, but he wanted to publish it himself immediately.
If you hadn't noticed, your buddy is drowning.

If you don't throw him a life preserver now I'm not sure what good it will do when he's feeding the fish at the bottom of the ocean later.

Oh well, the Pitt book should make you some serious money...

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And Mike Miller looks like a fuckin' genius next to Zack these days...
 
incredible to hear that Zack is doubling and trebling down on strangling his golden goose. he is years past being able to acquire any new customers other than people that stumble upon him despite youtube's effort to thwart that from ever happening. its wholly suicidal to spit on any whole number fraction of the remaining audience you have. and not even for good reason, he could stay on autopilot for half a year doing nothing other than his little videos and emailing professional envelope stuffers and ink daubers but cant prevent himself from stomping out the goodwill his audience is trying hard to cling to.

great work Zack. really amusing to see you destroy your use-to-be-impending fiscal freedom retirement plan because you get off so hard on your own ideas that you ruin your future just to make a 'youre going to love it trust me' 4 minute pitch video for each new wacky idea of the month.
 
He doesn't need to pick up the entire tab. He just needs to grab the valuable parts of Richard's content (Jawbreakers) and reduce Richard to a minimal co-plotter or "created by" credit in the books. The idea of "Zack" is still commercially valuable. Its "Zack" as writer/artist/publisher/editor that has failed.
Richard hit on to something in that there is kind of an unmet need in the comics market for something like the old Larry Hama GI Joe. The idea of Jawbreakers and the established fan base for it seems to have value. But Richard being Richard concluded that Jawbreakers was too ordinary and boring for his creative genius to work on.

Maybe not the entire tab, maybe Richard can afford to make a whole host of complete bellyflops before he realizes he has to reassess. But you know... Donal gets bailed out, Cecil gets a free ride, Nasser is taken back in, the Rice man cometh, but Zack is such a force of autistic nature that Comics Legend Ethan Van Sciver just couldn't bring himself to intervene before this started to spiral. It probably is too late to avoid disaster now, but I wonder what might have been had Ethan worked against his instincts of self preservation and went out on a critical limb for a friend who had lost his way. I hope against my better judgement that all of this isn't just another example of frog positioning himself to benefit with a plausible deniability card up his sleeve. But whatevs. Nothing but frog legs and tofu from now on. Scivergate by default.
 
Man, the hits just keep coming for Mr. Meyer. Why does this feel like a Ponzi scheme now? Is he trying to cover costs of previous crowdfunders with more crowdfunders? This is collapsing faster than a structurally unsound condo in Florida. Ethan's redemption arc must now include telling Zach what he must hear before it's too late. Has Ethan yet admitted what the world has been saying about 499?

Comicsgate: Comics so late and bad, they make the mediocre look visionary.

It took awhile, but the last twitching limbs of Zack's career is set to disappear within the great frog's maw. I don't see any way around Ethan picking up the entire tab at this point. He let Richard test the waters for his own success so some of it is a returned favor. You gotta tell the truth even though it may mean you won't be friends after you say it. Even if he's bound to never publicly trash these moves out of loyalty, it's terribly misplaced and a huge disservice to Ya Boi if he doesn't tell him privately and help him stop the bleeding before amputation is the only option.

Unbelievable.
Simple Zack gonna Simple Zack. Once he gets a big-brain idea in his head, nothing will shift it. He is his own worst enemy at times. EVS must feel like he's banging his head against a brick wall trying to talk sense into him. I genuinely feel sorry for the guy if he's struggling financially. I always just took him at his word that his business has gotten stronger each successive year.
 
I don't get why Zack can't come up with these supposedly amazing creative ideas and table them until he's gotten out from under the campaigns he's still got outstanding. If they are sooo soo easy to script as he claims, then there's no hurry. You can get someone to draw it once its proper to put it out for funding. It definitely feels like he's trying to cover costs he's found himself stuck in.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a grifter.
 
If you hadn't noticed, your buddy is drowning.

If you don't throw him a life preserver now I'm not sure what good it will do when he's feeding the fish at the bottom of the ocean later.

Oh well, the Pitt book should make you some serious money...

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And Mike Miller looks like a fuckin' genius next to Zack these days...

he already did throw him a life preserver by offering to fulfill Zack‘s campaigns and publish the next Jawbreakers. Zack threw it back when he turned down Frog’s fulfillment offer and decided to start yet another campaign without fulfilling his old ones.
 
Richard has stress-related OCD. When "fans" are critical of Richard, it activates his OCD and slows his work down.
Richard does not have OCD. What he calls OCD is just his retarded sense of perfectionism. Everything has to be just so. But it's entirely situational. If a punctuation mark isn't centered properly, he loses it...but the sloppy color job on 499 is just fine. He's not washing his hands 200 times a day or flipping every light switch in every room of his house exactly seven times before it's safe to leave the house.

As usual, there is no explanation of how, given that the back end is so hard, that newer books can end up coming out before the late books.
Richard's lack of foresight is just astounding. His campaigns are so much work that he must add more work. "WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO?"

I would tend to think that the real problem is some combination of (a) him being lazy and (b) him being short on money. Because he has been pushing out low effort work for the past year in a way that someone low on money or behind on money would tend to do. Its not a coincidence that the projects that tend to be late are projects that are rather expensive to produce.
I've always wondered about his finances for these projects. Unlike most crowdfunders, he has to pay for the art. He also is often paying for the writing as well. He is also well behind the grifter curve in terms of the money per backer he is extracting. What seems like alot of money on paper may not be all that much after he gets done paying everyone associated with his books. And paying for all those children of his.
That's a good point that I'd not given much consideration. He probably hasn't made a whole hell of a lot of money even on the six figure campaigns after paying all the other guys for their contributions. God knows he must be scraping by when he can't get near $100k. He always bragged about how well he paid his artists and maybe that's biting him on the ass, not to mention having to pay Chuck Dixon, Narwhal, and Mike Baron for writing various things.
Impossible Stars has two writers, two artists and a colorist between the main story and the Nexus backup and the campaign is just over $100k. Zack's payout can't be a whole hell of a lot when everything is said and done. And then he has three kids to pay for.

He's not pulling in more viewers because he's no longer the bombastic weirdo tearing up comics in his car. He's just a mediocre video reviewer that spends more time talking about Twitter shit than actually reviewing comics. The audience he does have is getting tired of his shit. Ironically, his backers seem to be on the edge of a consumer revolt concerning his future projects, due in no small part to his terrible attitude towards them.

If he'd just stuck to doing Jawbreakers projects, none of this would be much of an issue.
 
I feel like I had a stroke and must have completely forgotten something.

Were there any issues with Lost Souls, Godking, and Iron Sights 1 and 2? It didn't seem like it. So what the fuck has changed? There hasn't been a massive increase in backers...did the Iron Sights 2 2nd printing get delayed or was that fine as well? Did the lawsuit just completely break this man? Did he knock up another brown woman and is trying to keep it under wraps?

I can't keep up with Zacks videos anymore since they've gotten so damn boring, and I can't figure out the life of me what's going on with his updates on the campaigns pages.
 
At this point, he should just hire someone to handle this for him. Hell, looking at it, Narwhal literally just handled the logistics of 499, and as trash as that book was, it was delivered on time. Zack should just hire him as his official logistics guy and get it over with.

…Unless, of course, it’s true that some of these books haven’t even been fully written, then that’s a whole different issue.
 
Realistically speaking, is he going to make a third million? I actually do want Zack to succeed. It's just rough seeing him do some of the stuff he's doing lately.

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I don't get why Zack can't come up with these supposedly amazing creative ideas and table them until he's gotten out from under the campaigns he's still got outstanding. If they are sooo soo easy to script as he claims, then there's no hurry. You can get someone to draw it once its proper to put it out for funding. It definitely feels like he's trying to cover costs he's found himself stuck in.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a grifter.
Creative people can lose interest fast when they get their next idea, especially when the boring drudgery work is still to be done and is strung out over a fairly long period of time. This can be tolerated to a certain extent, but Zack is two projects too far in that regard.

His problem is that he won't listen to anyone who has his best interests at heart. He thinks he knows everything. He got a lot of glory bringing Jawbreakers I-II home, but now he's got to accept all the blame for the 4 car pileup Splatto is right now.
 
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your buddy

Buddies until it's no longer financially or optically beneficial to be associated with him. You know the drill.

he already did throw him a life preserver by offering to fulfill Zack‘s campaigns and publish the next Jawbreakers.

Yeah, Jawbreakers. The point still stands. There's still a little bit of rapidly vanishing financial benefit to be squeezed out of that property. I wonder if there would be this great magnanimous gesture if Zach's biggest draws were Pandemic or Rock and Roll Ninjas.
 
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None of that makes any sense. Especially given that Richard doesn't work a real job and he is doing this stuff full time. He did (probably) tell part of the truth when he talked about how he needed books & campaigns coming out on a regular basis without gaps. But he needs that because of the income consequences to himself. He needs to have money coming in on a regular basis to pay his bills. In particular I suspect his child support obligations.
A bit of tinfoil hat, but is he doing his stuff full time?
Is there a chance he is doing some part time work from home that he is hush-hush about to avoid the stalkers going after it and dropped the lawsuit and cleaned his act to get? His video output is running slower and slower, he barely gets anything done with his splatto books so it is either him having a job on the side or him suffering some sort of intense burnout and spasming around to get out of.
Or he has some sort of hush-hush deal taking out of his time. He said he has to travel a lot after all.
The more I read about the Splatto books the more I get the impression YBZ is hiding something important and if he revealed it, half the stuff going on would be explained.

Those long ass streams are way better and far more productive for when you're chasing the watch hours for monetization. The time it took to make that Xanderhal video or the Forced Adversity one I could have easily done 6 or 8 Russian Troll Factories and scooped up 5 or 6 times the watch hours from a fraction of the views.

But once youre monetized views > hours
Yes, but how many subs do you get for streams versus 10 minute videos.
At some point, it is a game of growth too.
 
But, why? Rekieta, Yellow Flash, and even ThatStarWarsGirl have been involved in Weeb Wars in some capacity. @PocketJacks? Not so much.
Preston is working on a new anime-themed IP, best described as an 80s Robotech pastiche starring the White Lily lesbians. Now, why he's going to Anime Matsuri specifically is anyone's guess. Maybe he'll throw himself in front of Nick Rekeita's golf cart? Who knows? Also Cecil will be going as well, which of course he is since That Star Wars Girl is going, Maybe Preston will be treated to a live version of his Mike Oxmaul character?


I feel like I had a stroke and must have completely forgotten something.

Were there any issues with Lost Souls, Godking, and Iron Sights 1 and 2? It didn't seem like it. So what the fuck has changed? There hasn't been a massive increase in backers...did the Iron Sights 2 2nd printing get delayed or was that fine as well? Did the lawsuit just completely break this man? Did he knock up another brown woman and is trying to keep it under wraps?

All of the logistics (printing, packing, shipping) of Meyer's crowdfund projects have been handled by his "secret" fulfillment company, which more or less did the job but structured their business on a value-added service model to gouge him with microtransaction fees every time they lifted a finger. It's a great model if the client is a multinational corporation or a government branch that is willing and able to throw whatever amount of money it takes at a problem until it goes away. Think of the US medical system charging $10 for the sharpie marker to write on a cast. It's a less great model on a relatively tiny business like a one-man crowdfunded comic book operation. When you're charging your client $1 to put a .10 cent bookmark in a gemini mailer, $1 to put a 50 cent dog tag, $2 for a fold out poster, so on multiplied against 8000 orders, the profit margins are eaten up quickly. The innumerable surcharges reached a point where they interfered with logistics because updating the backer list (like, say, a backer moves) cost a $500 processing fee; in this instance, Simple Zack didn't think of just keeping a list of all the backer list changes and submitting them in one go before shipping everything, and instead just refused to correct destination addresses.

By the time Meyer noticed that most of his profits were being eaten up by processing surcharges, they were also charging him exorbitant storage fees for excess stock, leading to outwardly bizarre moves like the "Zack Friday" firesale (no discounts though). Neither side is providing details, but the only supplied reason for the holdup for the multiple delays is that Meyer simply did not or would not pay the processing fees required to fulfill the project. However according to his latest update, after all his talk about going into self-fulfillment, the video campaign how he was "bringing it all back" and going to publish it himself, in reality the comics themselves never left the custody of the fulfillment company. Why did he make all the videos saying otherwise. Bargaining tactic? Talking big before caving again? Hard to say.


In any case, Meyer's latest story is that he had all the bookmarks and fold-up posters and shit at his place, and once he puts them in a mylar bag himself and mails and mails them back, the fulfillment company will have to touch the bag once instead of five separate touches, and then they will fulfill the three campaings. Once he gets around to it (they've been at his place for at least 3 months). His immediate problem solved with the value added service model, he may well no longer need to publish Jawbreakers through Frog.

A couple things I've noticed about Knife-Hand: Blindspot

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One is that Meyer is now quietly making a second printing of the old Jawbreakers, something that he's been unable or unwilling to do until now beyond "limited releases". This lends credence to the argument some Kiwis are making that he is in need of money.

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I'm just going to chalk this one up to user error.

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Why is the backup larger than the main story?. My guess is that after the reception that the first, failed Rock N Roll Ninja at 22-pages, Meyer has decided to bundle multiple stories he's paid up for together into a "graphic novel". This may also explain his growing need for money.
 
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Preston is working on a new anime-themed IP, best described as an 80s Robotech pastiche starring the White Lily lesbians. Now, why he's going to Anime Matsuri specifically is anyone's guess. Maybe he'll throw himself in front of Nick Rekeita's golf cart? Who knows? Also Cecil will be going as well, which of course he is since That Star Wars Girl is going, Maybe Preston will be treated to a live version of his Mike Oxmaul character?




All of the logistics (printing, packing, shipping) of Meyer's crowdfund projects have been handled by his "secret" fulfillment company, which more or less did the job but structured their business on a value-added service model to gouge him with microtransaction fees every time they lifted a finger. It's a great model if the client is a multinational corporation or a government branch that is willing and able to throw whatever amount of money it takes at a problem until it goes away. Think the US medical system charging $10 for the sharpie marker to write on a cast. It's a less great model on a relatively tiny business like a one-man crowdfunded comic book operation. When you're charging your client $1 to put a .10 cent bookmark in a gemini mailer, $1 to put a 50 cent dog tag, $2 for a fold out poster, so on multiplied against 8000 orders, the profit margins are eaten up quickly. The innumerable surcharges reached a point where they interfered with logistics because updating the backer list (like, say, a backer moves) cost a $500 processing fee; Simple Zack didn't think of just keeping a list of all the backer list changes and submitting them in one go before shipping everything, and instead just refused to correct destination addresses.

By the time Meyer noticed that most of his profits were being eaten up by processing surcharges, they were also charging him exorbitant storage fees for excess stock, leading to outwardly bizarre moves like the "Zack Friday" firesale (no discounts though). Neither side is providing details, but the only supplied reason for the holdup for the multiple delays is that Meyer simply did not or would not pay the processing fees required to fulfill the project. However according to his latest update, after all his talk about going into self-fulfillment, the video campaign how he was "bringing it all back" and going to publish it himself, in reality the comics themselves never left the custody of the fulfillment company. Why did he make all the videos saying otherwise. Bargaining tactic? Talking big before caving again? Hard to say.


In any case, Meyer's latest story is that he had all the bookmarks and fold-up posters and shit at his place, and once he puts them in a mylar bag himself and mails and mails them back, the fulfillment company will have to touch the bag once instead of five separate touches, and then they will fulfill the three campaings. Once he gets around to it (they've been at his place for at least 3 months). His immediate problem solved with the value added service model, he may well no longer need to publish Jawbreakers through Frog.

A couple things I've noticed about Knife-Hand: Blindspot

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One is that Meyer is now quietly making a second printing of the old Jawbreakers, something that he's been unable or unwilling to do until now beyond "limited releases". This lends credence to the argument some Kiwis are making that he is in need of money.

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I'm just going to chalk this one up to user error.

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Why is the backup larger than the main story?. My guess is that after the reception that the first, failed Rock N Roll Ninja at 22-pages, Meyer has decided to bundle multiple stories he's paid up for together into a "graphic novel". This may also explain his growing need for money.
YBZ is once more dumb, because he could be doing livestreams of him bagging totchkies for his campaigns while blathering to comments and getting superchats for it...
 
Silent issues should take more writing to get the point across unless it's a writer artist doing the work. Doing a story without dialogue or captions that makes sense takes extra care and attention to detail on lifting for him.
That is if you want to make something good. This one is probably "then he punches one dude, then kicks another one, then he takes out three dudes with a hand blast" with no backgrounds.
 
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