Infected Christian BDSM Enthusiasts

[Cuck Norris]

I'm sure most of us picture Christian sex as being purely in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, but surprisingly, there's a large number of BDSM enthusiasts among their numbers. Of course, there's plenty of guidelines to keeping it within Gods Plan™. For starters we have this blog which has been doling out advice for years.

Not Okay (includes but not limited to)

• polyamory (sex with more than one person, such as threesomes). Why? 1 Corinthians 7:2
• premarital sex. Why? Hebrews 13:4.
• adultery (cheating on your spouse). Why? 1 Corinthians 6:9-10.
• bi or homosexual activities. Why? 1 Corinthians 6:9-10.
• bestiality. Why? It's illegal! And, Leviticus 20:15.
• looking at pornographic texts or pictures. Why? Matthew 5:28
• doing something your Dom tells you to that you know is illegal, immoral, or unbiblical. Why? Galations 1:10
• anything not consensual. Why? It's illegal! Note to self: don't go to jail for rape.

One of my personal favorites is a site I'm pleased to learn is still around from the web 1.0 days: Sex In Christ. Ever wondered how fisting fits into Gods Plan? Well, now you can find out!

 

[MasterDisaster]

Here's a nice little link describing one female Christians experience with 'figging'...something I stumbled across while we were all talking about ADF's need to try it. http://bdsm-sexperts.blogspot.com/2008/11/figging-how-it-really-feels.html

 

[Ariel]

http://nogreaterjoy.org/shop/holy-sex-song-of-solomon-book
Note that the author also wrote How To Train Up A Child. He's clearly a tomahawk throwing masochist.

 

[Cuck Norris]

http://nogreaterjoy.org/shop/holy-sex-song-of-solomon-book
Note that the author also wrote How To Train Up A Child. He's clearly a tomahawk throwing masochist.

The Faux-Hebrew lettering is a nice touch.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Ever wonder how bestiality and religion coincide with one another?
...No?
Too bad.
http://www.academia.edu/7152583/I-D_Bestiality_and_Religion
http://www.gotquestions.org/bestiality.html
https://supportedbythebible.wordpress.com/2009/05/21/bible-supports-bestiality/

 

[nonnewtonian]

Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I was under the impression that Christian BDSM enthusiasts were just one of those stereotypes cooked up by a bunch of popular films and shit and that this wasn't actually a widespread thing. I... stand corrected.

Ever wonder how bestiality and religion coincide with one another?
...No?
Too bad.
http://www.academia.edu/7152583/I-D_Bestiality_and_Religion
http://www.gotquestions.org/bestiality.html
https://supportedbythebible.wordpress.com/2009/05/21/bible-supports-bestiality/

The lengths people will go towards promoting their crap...

So, I googled something thinking that I couldn't find it after seeing that, and...

Well...

I hate everything.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Christianity actually oppressed sexual practices and was their selling points for thousands of years. I guess some people figured out it wasn't bringing in the masses and decided to go and appeal to them once again with BDSM.

This wouldn't be the first time, too.

Edit: Also I recall there are a lot of websites like this as well, a few months ago I was prodding in some website about how everyone was a sinner and thus no one was going to heaven.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Here's a nice little link describing one female Christians experience with 'figging'...something I stumbled across while we were all talking about ADF's need to try it. http://bdsm-sexperts.blogspot.com/2008/11/figging-how-it-really-feels.html

I missed the part where Jesus encouraged the use of a "Dildo covered in Bengay"

 

[MasterDisaster]

I missed the part where Jesus encouraged the use of a "Dildo covered in Bengay"

Clearly you haven't been reading your Bible correctly. The preferred method is to pick it up, put it back on the bookshelf and only quote/follow the passages that pertain to the things you like/dislike while ignoring the parts that dispel your viewpoints. In other words because the Bible didn't tell you specifically not to put a Bengay coated dildo up your ass there's no reason why God's against it. After all he's omniscient so he's watching everything you do anyway, like some sort of creepy voyeur; if he hasn't struck you down yet it he's into it.

 

[AnOminous]

http://nogreaterjoy.org/shop/holy-sex-song-of-solomon-book
Note that the author also wrote How To Train Up A Child. He's clearly a tomahawk throwing masochist.

Oh, yes. That's the wonderful book where you're supposed to literally whip babies less than a year old for crying.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

"OK, Sally, today's safe word is Leviticus, chapter 10, all of it."

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex

If nothing else, more Bible interpretation should revolve around finding kinky sex commendments in the Old Testament, so I'll give Christian BDSM enthusiasts that.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Oh, yes. That's the wonderful book where you're supposed to literally whip babies less than a year old for crying.

http://www.babble.com/mom/to-train-up-a-child-teaches-punishment-that-kills-kids/

TO TRAIN UP A CHILD PARENTING BOOK LEADS TO MULTIPLE CHILD DEATHS

 

[niggers]

TO TRAIN UP A CHILD PARENTING BOOK LEADS TO MULTIPLE CHILD DEATHS

>all of the parents were adoptive

freaky foster home shit going on i guarantee. nobody looks too closely at that.

 

[KatsuKitty]

so like, do they get off on being nailed to a cross or something or uh

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Proverbs 26:3
A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools.

Not only does the Bible give you ideas, but it also advises you on which paraphernalia to use.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

so like, do they get off on being nailed to a cross or something or uh

Maybe they take it up a notch and ask people to do it to them. Thus producing the ultimate hard on.

Also, I thought BDSM was frowned upon in most Christian groups. Unless I'm wrong and they changed their overall opinion on it.

 

[CatParty]

i thought christian bdsm was the inquisition......

 

[OtterParty]

I find it very telling that the list in OP can't find a bible verse to explain why rape is wrong

If nothing else, more Bible interpretation should revolve around finding kinky sex commendments in the Old Testament, so I'll give Christian BDSM enthusiasts that.

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html enjoy