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Jesus. If that happens, send all your prayers to St Francis for protection of those alpacas.
Yeah I was thinking that if Bonnie and Penny both go to Denfur, then who's taking care of all the animals?

Kevin and Jen don't do anything, besides play Overwatch or swim in the septic tank respectively, and Jarrod spends most of his time fucking around with his special projects instead of doing anything useful. I guess Bonnie's husband? I doubt one person would be able to care for all of that livestock, and they're not well cared for anyway.
 
Wedge Lore Update: he has TWO siblings not just the one brother we thought
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Has it occurred to Wedge that the reason his parents were so much better off than him in their 30s is because they had skills which society is willing to pay them for, and he's a troon who stocks shelves?

"can't wait to get pregnant when they install my uterus"
Holy shit, even pregnancy will soon be added to their disgusting fetish, jeez... Im pretty sure they think that giving birth is as painful as getting a papercut (over which they can throw a tantrum because it's too painful for their womanly bodies)
I find it hilarious that you think that the troons care enough about other life to give birth to their theoretical children. If medical technology ever advances to the point where troons can get pregnant, I expect the cycle to go something like this:
  1. Troon collects semen from either a semen bank stupid enough to give it to them or some pre-op troon
  2. Troon gets preggers, hooray! Lots of tweets about gender euphoria and pictures of stomach
  3. Pregnancy symptoms set in (morning sickness, loss of mobility, etc)
  4. Troon realizes that pregnancy is actually kind of hard, and gets scared of giving birth. Sympathy tweets begin
  5. Off to the abortion clinic! Depending on the laws where the troon lives, the time it takes to get to this step in the cycle may vary.
  6. Quelle surprise, the troon has had a "miscarriage." Rate of sympathy tweeting accelerates, because now is the time to get those Twitter likes.
  7. Some time after the cycle ends, the "gender euphoria" of getting pregnant inspires the troon to repeat the process. The cycle continues forever.
 
This is all bizarre pipe dream shit anyway. Imagine you could pull off a uterus implant into a man and the body not reject it immediately. You'd still have no room for a baby to grow, because male skeletal and organ structure isn't set up for that. I doubt we could give them the right hormone cocktail to form shit like an umbilical cord, and other pregnancy hormones that fluctuate constantly.

Its just bizarre they think the uterus is the only part of carrying a baby.
 
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This is all bizarre pipe dream shit anyway. Imagine you could pull of a uterus implant into a man and the body not reject it immediately. You'd still have no room for a baby to grow, because male skeletal and organ structure isn't set up for that. I doubt we could give them the right hormone cocktail to form shit like an umbilical cord, and other pregnancy hormones that fluctuate constantly.

Its just bizarre they think the uterus is the only part of carrying a baby.
That's just the thing about these troons that unsettles me sometimes. I can never really tell if they're joking or being totally serious, because it could honestly be either one and I could still believe it. The idea that they think a uterus can be plug and play like some kind of PC gaming peripheral is totally absurd and bordering into science fiction horror, but we're also talking about the group who think their horse piss injections are magical and change them into totally real laydees, so IDK.

Yeah I was thinking that if Bonnie and Penny both go to Denfur, then who's taking care of all the animals?

Kevin and Jen don't do anything, besides play Overwatch or swim in the septic tank respectively, and Jarrod spends most of his time fucking around with his special projects instead of doing anything useful. I guess Bonnie's husband? I doubt one person would be able to care for all of that livestock, and they're not well cared for anyway.
I assume if they left any responsibility to Kevin and the gang, it would be like entrusting a 9 year old to feed your fish while you're on vacation. But instead of it ending in making several flushs down the toilet, it's going to end in a trailer full of dead alpaca corpses to the local wolf sanctuary and a post about how Earl was actually behind it.
 
This is all bizarre pipe dream shit anyway. Imagine you could pull off a uterus implant into a man and the body not reject it immediately. You'd still have no room for a baby to grow, because male skeletal and organ structure isn't set up for that. I doubt we could give them the right hormone cocktail to form shit like an umbilical cord, and other pregnancy hormones that fluctuate constantly.

Its just bizarre they think the uterus is the only part of carrying a baby.

Maybe we should work on arranging their skeletons. You know, for science.


eta Kevin is going to denfur, and i bet the shit eater is too. idk why youre surprisied, someone has to drive kevie there

those animals are fucked
 
Agreed. We don't even know everything about how normal pregnancy works, let alone fantasy Frankenstein male pregnancy.
wait so he gets paid less than a G per month?! how does he even exist?
I thought he lived with his parents, so no rent and free food. EDIT: wait no, his parents were in a cult! I need to brush up on my Wedge lore.
I'll agree with him that the housing market is well fucked right now, but you can have a good life as a renter. In certain areas it makes more sense to rent than to buy.
Plenty of troons have money, houses, children, and are still miserable reprobates. I don't think happy, content people troon out. You could give Wedge a million dollars tomorrow and he'd still be the world's biggest victim.
 
This is all bizarre pipe dream shit anyway. Imagine you could pull off a uterus implant into a man and the body not reject it immediately. You'd still have no room for a baby to grow, because male skeletal and organ structure isn't set up for that. I doubt we could give them the right hormone cocktail to form shit like an umbilical cord, and other pregnancy hormones that fluctuate constantly.

Its just bizarre they think the uterus is the only part of carrying a baby.
A point I saw a radfem (or reactionary feminist as they called themselves, whatever theyre all TERFs to the troons either way) is that if we did somehow manage to pull off full uterus transplants how often they would be coming from poor or disenfranchised women in poor countries. Kind of like how women in poor countries are often used like brood mares by people who want a surrogate mother or want to adopt, especially when they're doing it to preserve their own careers/lifestyles and not because theyre incapable of concieving themselves. The thought of disgusting white american coom brained troons using women from dirt poor countries essentially as spare parts like that makes my stomach turn.

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That's just the thing about these troons that unsettles me sometimes. I can never really tell if they're joking or being totally serious, because it could honestly be either one and I could still believe it. The idea that they think a uterus can be plug and play like some kind of PC gaming peripheral is totally absurd and bordering into science fiction horror, but we're also talking about the group who think their horse piss injections are magical and change them into totally real laydees, so IDK.


I assume if they left any responsibility to Kevin and the gang, it would be like entrusting a 9 year old to feed your fish while you're on vacation. But instead of it ending in making several flushs down the toilet, it's going to end in a trailer full of dead alpaca corpses to the local wolf sanctuary and a post about how Earl was actually behind it.
The thing I've learned about the Internet is that people are almost always serious about the fucked up shit they say, they just put up a thin enough veneer of irony to make you question it.
Troons really do think that successful uterus implants that they can get pregnant with are just around the corner and there are no shortage of FtM and nonbinary handmaidens ready and eager to hop on the operating table to donate. Honestly I'm eager to see how many raging septic failures resulting in death it takes for them to realize it won't fucking work. Probably way more than any of us expect.
 
Wedge gets triggered by a right-wing boomer meme.
Troons have appropriated many things from intersex groups, but ignore the major reason why surgery and hormone treatment was ceased until the minor reached a legal age to decide their identity. Adults making that decision for them (when they were newborn or toddlers) caused severe dysmorphia, lifelong mental, emotional and sometimes physical problems and too many suicides. Children may not understand much and play pretend, but they instinctively know the wrongness of being forced to be something they aren't. It's also not unusual for kids to be performatively compliant to keep their abusers happy.

Did I hear someone say that they wanted to see more of Wedge's godawful furry porn? No? Well too fucking bad you're getting it anyway.
Observational but without training, people generally seem to draw traits more typical to their own sex and have a harder time learning to draw the opposite gender. The overall masculine proportions and manhands on the wolf just recalled the memory.
 
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Holy shit, are the AGPs becoming self-aware? Visuals don't "activate" you anymore because you cut off your balls, thus neutering your ability to feel sexual arousal.
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Another one bites the dust, one week until this freak goes under the knife. Meet Cat, a "trans street medic" from California (imagine my shock). This nigger is asking for a whopping $35,000 on GoFuckMe, so far he's raised just over 10k.
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In case anyone wasn't aware (I wasn't until I looked it up), the way GoFundMe works means that you get to keep any donations you receive, regardless of if you hit your fundraising target or not.
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I've really been considering a year long gay op to set up a fake tranny persona for grifting.

Do you know how much guns you can buy with 10k?

Problem is I don't know how to speak troon and I don't want to loss brain space learning it.
 
Agreed. We don't even know everything about how normal pregnancy works, let alone fantasy Frankenstein male pregnancy.

I thought he lived with his parents, so no rent and free food. EDIT: wait no, his parents were in a cult! I need to brush up on my Wedge lore.
I'll agree with him that the housing market is well fucked right now, but you can have a good life as a renter. In certain areas it makes more sense to rent than to buy.
Plenty of troons have money, houses, children, and are still miserable reprobates. I don't think happy, content people troon out. You could give Wedge a million dollars tomorrow and he'd still be the world's biggest victim.

wedge lives in a 1 bedroom with like 8 other troons or something. im too drugged up to remember specifics or look
 
That's just the thing about these troons that unsettles me sometimes. I can never really tell if they're joking or being totally serious, because it could honestly be either one and I could still believe it. The idea that they think a uterus can be plug and play like some kind of PC gaming peripheral is totally absurd and bordering into science fiction horror, but we're also talking about the group who think their horse piss injections are magical and change them into totally real laydees, so IDK.
I fucking bet my own god given testicles that Kevin and other AGP troons like him see something like the Daemonculaba and think that it super hot and honest and true female goals. Top tier gender euphoria.
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The Daemonculaba of WH40K is a human female used for the creation of new evil space marines. The woman would first be caged naked and force fed nutrients till she bloated to Amberlynn proportions. They'd then be surgically and chemically altered so most of their body would just become one giant womb. An adolescent teen candidate would be implanted into her womb via reverse C-section. A few days later, a new space marine would be birthed back out. If the Daemonculaba woman survived the process of giving birth to a superhumanly proportioned male, then another candidate would be implanted into her and the process would repeat until death.
 
Here with 10k you can buy a cheap car. But a car nonetheless. Also yeah unless first they change their fucking skeletons there's no way a baby would be able to be created, grow and get out of there alive so the unless they want to miscarry or have still borns then there's no way they would be able to have a baby. I mean might as well make it a tube baby like that sheep otherwise there's no way
 
The idea that they think a uterus can be plug and play like some kind of PC gaming peripheral is totally absurd and bordering into science fiction horror
lmfao "plug n' play pussy"

Tell me I'm not the first one to think that up...

Jesus. If that happens, send all your prayers to St Francis for protection of those alpacas.
I've already seen visions of what an "alpaca petting zoo" would be at a big furry convention attended by troons:

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This is all bizarre pipe dream shit anyway. Imagine you could pull off a uterus implant into a man and the body not reject it immediately. You'd still have no room for a baby to grow, because male skeletal and organ structure isn't set up for that. I doubt we could give them the right hormone cocktail to form shit like an umbilical cord, and other pregnancy hormones that fluctuate constantly.

Its just bizarre they think the uterus is the only part of carrying a baby.
They wouldn't give a shit. Even if it was possible and the TERF uterus didn't kill them, they would shit out dead baby after dead baby and pretend to be sad. They would then go on to shit up miscarriage support group to suck the air out the room for actual grieving women who aren't there to play out their fetish.
 
There has been no real pushback against troonery infecting every level of life and politics yet, so it will absolutely get more insane.
And even if surgeons don't want to do uterus transplants yet, they will. Medical "specialists" on transsexuality and disphoria will publish countless papers on how having an uterus transplant would be highly beneficial for trans patients, and how it would really help with the suicide rates and the dysphoria. The same shit they already do for vaginoplasty and hormonal treatment. And it will work. The whole medical community will be browbeaten through the continuous browbeating and word of the "experts", and they will agree to do them. One after another. And if one refuses, he will be sued. It happened all before.
Everyone said "oh no, that's too far, that will never happen" on countless LGBT issues, especially trannies before.

"Oh, let them take hormones, it's their body." "Let them get a "sex change", if it makes them happy." "Oh of course I will use the pronouns, wouldn't want to insult or make them sad." "Let them use the bathrooms of the sex they identify with, they are no danger after all." "Hm, I heard toddlers can be transgender too, maybe it would be a good idea to let children transition too? If it prevents heartache, why not? We should listen to children more, after all."
"Uterus transplants? Well, I don't need mine anymore, maybe I will donate it so some happy family where the woman happens to be trans can have children too."

The slippery slope is very real. And we are not at the acid pit it leads to just yet.
 
someone has to drive kevie there
Thank you for reminding me that Kevin can't drive. My sides!
wedge lives in a 1 bedroom with like 8 other troons or something. im too drugged up to remember specifics or look
This would make sense. Cramming way too many roommates in a cheap 1 bedroom is a classic troonic technique. You can get your rent down to like 400 bucks that way.
Absurdly horrifying "queer housing" ads are one comedy morsel this thread has been missing, so I hope we get some.
 
I've really been considering a year long gay op to set up a fake tranny persona for grifting.

Do you know how much guns you can buy with 10k?

Problem is I don't know how to speak troon and I don't want to loss brain space learning it.
So, these troons that grift for surgery bux, there's nothing stopping them from straight up taking the money and not getting the surgery, right? There's a low likelihood of them being called out, but say someone did—would the troon have to pay the money back? Could they be sued? Is it a crime like fraud?

Absurdly horrifying "queer housing" ads are one comedy morsel this thread has been missing, so I hope we get some.
This sounds amazing 👀 Do you have any examples :popcorn:
 
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