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[Trianon]

Everyone's favorite delinquent, homeless troon posted a picture of himself. Is it just me, or does he look even more masculine with his glasses off?
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I think you're sleeping on the entertainment potential of this documentary. It's absolutely true that it will be written with the intention of serving as a puff piece in the same vein as all of the tranch's other media coverage. The problem is, pictures of alpacas and and troons putting up shitty, ramshackle structures (ranch work!) isn't enough for a 60-90 minute documentary. In order to fill that time, AshCoyote needs more content, like tranch history, a tour of the premises, or maybe even introductions of some of the serf troons who lurk around the background of the tranch. Of course, everything we are shown is going to be part of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch smokeshow, but information (and assorted troon hilarity) is inevitably going to slip through the cracks. I'm excited enough for it that I've been hoping that it might be featured on lolcow.tv like Buck Breaking was.

Offensive to God. I can't believe this isn't Linehanian parody.

 

[Puddleduck]

wait so he gets paid less than a G per month?! how does he even exist?

 

[Miss Misery]

we're used to Thor being a bit of an asshole.

Hey now, he's not being an asshole, he's saying hallo!

 

[Mr. Internet]

I hope there's a movie night. I'm hoping for a laugh riot. I'm gonna drink everytime a Transformer is shown onscreen.

Given Kevkev's such a consoomer, I'll bring flowers when your liver implodes due to the abuse.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

no, no, no that's a lie right? this retard didn't get 10k to get his dick chopped off?

Shit, I'd do it for free.

A trans street medic in Oakland? No way this guy doesn't get exposed to scabies, TB, and typhus on the reg. I hope he gets pinned under a collapsing freeway and the guy trying to amputate his legs with a pocket knife misgenders him the whole time.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Shit, I'd do it for free.

A trans street medic in Oakland? No way this guy doesn't get exposed to scabies, TB, and typhus on the reg. I hope he gets pinned under a collapsing freeway and the guy trying to amputate his legs with a pocket knife misgenders him the whole time.

I mean if we compare the trans street medics in the Portland rios they don't really do anything but stand around and scream, and sometimes hand out water and energy bars. The homeless can't give you the nasties if you never touch them

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

Is it just me, or does he look even more masculine with his glasses off?
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Holy shit, that fucking neck.... If someone photoshops that shit a little bit this could be a creepypasta.

Also, true. Glasses make your face look 100%+ feminine, that's why the troons that don't have the incel genes and bad sight are wearing them just to "pass" and get an "euphoria" (boner)

 

[Meiwaku]

Edit: this might be what kevin meant? Maybe they're shilling the Tranch here....

Our fave chaser and deadbeat dad in the comment making it Islamic

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Kevin Timeline RTs, he still has not announced to us his big news:

Well let's look at the profile

Basically as we expected...

Tranch Food thats "omg totally vegetarian"

Wedge Lore Update: he has TWO siblings not just the one brother we thought

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The only troon income known to man

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[Love Thug's Hate]

Kevin Timeline RTs, he still has not announced to us his big news:
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Basically as we expected...
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Tranch Food thats "omg totally vegetarian"
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Wedge Lore Update: he has TWO siblings not just the one brother we thought
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"can't wait to get pregnant when they install my uterus"
Holy shit, even pregnancy will soon be added to their disgusting fetish, jeez... Im pretty sure they think that giving birth is as painful as getting a papercut (over which they can throw a tantrum because it's too painful for their womanly bodies)

As much as i would hate to agree with the wedgie in the last SS., but the American economy is fucked. You know what they say, a broken clock is right once a day.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This chomo is hard to dox. I'm looking for a deadname and whiffing. People with big dick stalker energy, what's your secret?

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[Old Fart]

wait so he gets paid less than a G per month?! how does he even exist?

He works parttime, so I suspect he gets some social security something somewhere (I have no idea how that works in the US/the state he's in).

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Wedge is permanently glued to Twitter, meeting up with other troons to make nasty porn, and hanging out with other troons and taking pictures while only working part-time. 'I never have free time with the people I love' my ass.

 

[Meiwaku]

This chomo is hard to dox. I'm looking for a deadname and whiffing. People with big dick stalker energy, what's your secret?

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https://archive.md/wip/byegg

>This chomo is hard to dox
>Doxes within 5 minuets of my post

My kiwigga... I think you're good.

My PL and how I dox: I always check whitepages/people finder (i think thats the one, whichever one has that weird life rating score bc its also free) and Zillow for housing to get more information. Usually on the people finder sites it will indicate any good legal issues which when you get the location and county you can look up for freebs.

If they have any mail around in their posts the barcodes on the bottom can be used to dox. If its not a troon sometimes they have linkedin (troons seldom work). Also check their username for general search to find plebbit, fetlife, bookface, tumblr, other boards and sign ups etc. Those with poor optics always do this (its how I found pennywise's skitz journals). I also tend to scroll back through pics and look at comments because again sometimes people self-dox with providing information about family or life events so you can piece together a timeline of lulz.

Remember, a proper dox isn't just a name and location it's a timeline of their downfall to go with it.

P.s.-If you wanna autism dox together we can find deadbeat dad (currently going by Salina Grey) and wedgie (hailey adams) . I haven't put in the effort yet.

He works parttime, so I suspect he gets some social security something somewhere (I have no idea how that works in the US/the state he's in).

He has disability and works part time as a grocery store stocker. In the states you can work and bring in less than x income and still get disability. He also allegedly got approved for a caretaker to help him bathe last I knew.

 

[Old Fart]

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Jesus. If that happens, send all your prayers to St Francis for protection of those alpacas.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

wait so he gets paid less than a G per month?! how does he even exist?

Many, many years ago, in a different lifetime almost, I worked about 21 hours a week at $7.25 an hour and my take-home pay was around $150 a week. Very few places pay federal minimum wage anymore as the culture has shifted to paying more than that, and I'm pretty sure Wedge works for a large corporation and not one of the mom and pop stores that still pays minimum wage. My theory is he works for Target but that's completely unfounded. Anyway, assuming he isn't making minimum wage, he can't work more than like two shifts a week to be taking home that little money. And even if he is making minimum wage, that means he's working like three or four shifts a week tops to be taking home that much money.

 

[Divine right to rule]

"can't wait to get pregnant when they install my uterus"
Holy shit, even pregnancy will soon be added to their disgusting fetish, jeez... Im pretty sure they think that giving birth is as painful as getting a papercut (over which they can throw a tantrum because it's too painful for their womanly bodies)

"soon" to be added? Pregnancy is one of Kevin's main fetishes, and many troons talk as if they want to kill women and rip out their wombs to find some Mengele to implant them. You just wait, in a few years or less, self hating white women will donate their uterus to troons. After that, organ donors will have them removed to implant them into troons. And they will die by the hundreds when they are rejected.

 

[Rabid Hog]

Many, many years ago, in a different lifetime almost, I worked about 21 hours a week at $7.25 an hour and my take-home pay was around $150 a week. Very few places pay federal minimum wage anymore as the culture has shifted to paying more than that, and I'm pretty sure Wedge works for a large corporation and not one of the mom and pop stores that still pays minimum wage. My theory is he works for Target but that's completely unfounded. Anyway, assuming he isn't making minimum wage, he can't work more than like two shifts a week to be taking home that little money. And even if he is making minimum wage, that means he's working like three or four shifts a week tops to be taking home that much money.

Something makes me really doubt that wedge is making that little money. I do think he makes minimum wage, but less than $1000 a month seems insane, considering he claims he works long hours and on weekends. He's probably understating his financial situation for sympathy donations to his GoFundME.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

1. Wedge is understating what he makes
2. He wastes the money he does have on troon/clown-prostitute related junk
3. He works much less than he claims
Pick three. It's aways pick three with these men. I hope he makes it to the Tranch after SRS so Bonnie can hate him for being just as lazy as Kevin. The moment Wedge can find a steady grift/paypig/handout he is never lifting a finger again.

 

[AmbiTron]

Does anyone else see one of those fish with a puffy forehead when they look at Wedge and his weird bee-stung-between-eyes lumpy face?

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

"soon" to be added? Pregnancy is one of Kevin's main fetishes, and many troons talk as if they want to kill women and rip out their wombs to find some Mengele to implant them. You just wait, in a few years or less, self hating white women will donate their uterus to troons. After that, organ donors will have them removed to implant them into troons. And they will die by the hundreds when they are rejected.

There's a reason I say that whatever the fuck is going on with them, it isn't gender dysphoria--and it's actually a procedure that's done very rarely, because...

Well. Surgeons on the whole are based, and organ transplant surgeons are very much running on the "If the lack of it isn't going to kill you, you do not need it." If you can yeet the organ from the patient, and they won't die on the table from having it yeeted? They're on the whole not going to consider it ethical to do; not only that, but it's something we can and have done a few times. Finally had somebody manage to actually get a baby after...around a century of attempts.

(First attempt was a troon, died of sepsis mostly. Given this was before blood typing was figured out...troon was doomed.)

The thing is? Even the doctors who'll do it...it's unlikely to be considered outside of a temp job in somebody who had uterine agenesis happen. (If I remember correctly, that would include woman with flavors of testosterone insensitivity; remember, biologists usually name things for the most obvious jobs they do, not the important ones.) It goes in, the fertilized egg is stuck in the moment the all clear is given, and around 40 weeks later it's time for a C-section with bonus hysterectomy. Less than a year from installation before it goes in the surgical trash, ideally.

The majority of surgeons feel it's a better idea overall to just pay somebody with a native uterus to incubate, since you're going to have to use IVF anyway. There's not really time to waste with trying to catch naturally, and the odds of dying from having a transplant organ are a bit too good for doing it for an organ you can live without.

We're more likely to get in a few years many tales of how the surgeons who will do uterine transplants are transphobic because they keep telling troons no, when there's a damn good chance it may end up not even being legal.