Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Brussels Sprout]

Mother of God, she looks ancient. Dry, worn, and lumpy. She's like if a Halloween witch decoration could get morbidly obese.

Same energy.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Also, who are these people who are talking about their diets incessantly? Beyond, "I went keto and I really love all the keto stuff there is." Am I just living in a weird bubble?

 

[OttoWest]

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Hey Corissa, I’m actually starting a diet soon. I realize my eating habits are shit and I want to start treating my internal organs and arteries better. I also think all you fat bitches are fucking insane, so, to not be like you, a DIET is in order. I hope this makes you stroke out you worthless pig.
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I’ve seen asphalt with smoother surfacing.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I’ve seen asphalt with smoother surfacing.

Stucco. I keep seeing stucco. Or that nasty "orange peel" texture they put on shitty drywall jobs to hide the flaws.

If she keeps going as she is, I'm sure popcorn ceilings will be the next house motif I think of. And why not? She's getting to be the size of a house.

Speaking of houses, I wonder if she knows that Glitterandlazers (or her daddy) just bought a house for nearly $1million. That's got to burn her ass, LOL.

 

[vlcsr]

Also, who are these people who are talking about their diets incessantly? Beyond, "I went keto and I really love all the keto stuff there is." Am I just living in a weird bubble?

In 2019 and a little earlier people wouldn’t shut up about how they switched to keto and it changed their life blah blah blah…but then the pandy happened and everyone gained 20 lbs (except Corissa who gained a small horse’s worth of weight it seems) and people stopped talking about their diets.

It’s more proof that Corissa has not left her house or interacted with anyone outside in two years.

She’s also referring to anyone who dares say the words “I’m watching what I’m eating,” though as described above, she doesn’t see enough people to actually have this be an issue. So she’s really referring to people online who say this, because she’s fat and terminally online.

 

[Synthwave]

I used to follow Victoria (in Corissa’s IG photo and Victoria’s video) and when she started to hang out with Corissa and J, she started to become absolutely unbearable with SJW, HAES and that kind of stuff. You can find a couple (?) of videos of Coco, J and Victoria together from their channel. Corissa and J ruined her and soon she stopped making content, she was losing massive amounts of weight but it seems she has gained it all back. I guess thats what hanging out with that crowd does. Sorry for the OT.

 

[Smug Cat]

Also, who are these people who are talking about their diets incessantly? Beyond, "I went keto and I really love all the keto stuff there is." Am I just living in a weird bubble?

She's probably referring to the basic social interaction of "hey you want this extra cookie?" "no thanks, I'm trying to eat healthy." There are people who obnoxiously talk about their keto or their veganism or whatever constantly, but I don't doubt she's set off by anyone even accidentally hinting at the idea that eating too much is bad for you.

 

[BIG DADDY]

The worst part is that Corissa doesn't even need a strict "diet" per se to improve her health dramatically in a short period of time. She just needs to cut out soda and replace it with water, which she won't do because she is a petulant addict.

Her inflammation is palpable; she exudes illness and toxicity. But hey, at least she doesn't promote diet culture!

Normally I’d agree - soda is terrible - but after seeing their pantry in one of their vids they really need a full diet overhaul. Plus she needs to ditch the weed.

 

[Little Dark Age]

Speaking of houses, I wonder if she knows that Glitterandlazers (or her daddy) just bought a house for nearly $1million. That's got to burn her ass, LOL.

We'll know when she finds out, because she'll do a seething, passive-aggressive, hypocritical, up-talking vocal fry video about how "ok, you guys? I just want to talk about? How some of us? Don't have the same resources? Of generational wealth? When it comes to home ownership?"

 

[Guntzilla]

We'll know when she finds out, because she'll do a seething, passive-aggressive, hypocritical, up-talking vocal fry video about how "ok, you guys? I just want to talk about? How some of us? Don't have the same resources? Of generational wealth? When it comes to home ownership?"

Seems Glitter is good for something after all.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Normally I’d agree - soda is terrible - but after seeing their pantry in one of their vids they really need a full diet overhaul. Plus she needs to ditch the weed.

I dunno. Corissa drinks something like two to four liters of Dr Pepper a day by her own admission. Her canned pears, Cheetos, Pop Tarts, and other assorted processed foods are definitely not a balanced diet, but her myriad health issues, including her nasty angry skin and lung inflammation, would almost certainly improve if she just put down the bottle and didn't add in more crap food. But as we all know, it's moot because it's not going to happen. She's a dope.

Speaking of skin and diets (lmao):

Spoiler: long-winded bullshit about skincare

We've been made to believe that a certain skin aesthetic = skin health. We've been sold products that help us achieve that aesthetic at the *expense* of skin health. We've been taught "science" that's actually just a bunch of racist, sexist, colonialist, capitalist beauty standards — and we've been taught almost nothing about how our own skin and bodies actually work. Doctors we trust to care about our wellbeing are disproportionately concerned with our appearance. (Think: MDs who tell fat people going through serious health issues to "just lose weight;" dermatologists who suggest Botox and fillers to patients at annual skin cancer screenings. It happens. Often.) We idolize those who are actually *unhealthily* obsessed with adhering to a societally-mandated aesthetic ideal as "skincare" experts. The truth is, there's no difference between "detox teas" and "detox face masks." There's no difference between obsessively counting calories and obsessively applying active ingredients. There's no difference between devising a diet to eliminate fat and devising a skincare routine to eliminate dead skin cells and oil and pimples and wrinkles. Collectively, as a culture, we're waking up to the fact that the diet industry has no real basis in science. That it manufactures impossible standards, then makes us feel bad about not living up to those impossible standards, then capitalizes on those insecurities in order to make money. That it's used its power and money to influence scientific studies, the medical system, government-suggested dietary guidelines, and more — resulting in rampant misinformation and declining health. That one's external appearance is not a reliable indicator of internal health (or worth, for that matter). It's time to wake up to the fact that the skincare industry is the same. Skincare culture is just dewy diet culture.

 

[multiverse]

I dunno. Corissa drinks something like two to four liters of Dr Pepper a day by her own admission. Her canned pears, Cheetos, Pop Tarts, and other assorted processed foods are definitely not a balanced diet, but her myriad health issues, including her nasty angry skin and lung inflammation, would almost certainly improve if she just put down the bottle and didn't add in more crap food. But as we all know, it's moot because it's not going to happen. She's a dope.

Speaking of skin and diets (lmao):
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Spoiler: long-winded bullshit about skincare

We've been made to believe that a certain skin aesthetic = skin health. We've been sold products that help us achieve that aesthetic at the *expense* of skin health. We've been taught "science" that's actually just a bunch of racist, sexist, colonialist, capitalist beauty standards — and we've been taught almost nothing about how our own skin and bodies actually work. Doctors we trust to care about our wellbeing are disproportionately concerned with our appearance. (Think: MDs who tell fat people going through serious health issues to "just lose weight;" dermatologists who suggest Botox and fillers to patients at annual skin cancer screenings. It happens. Often.) We idolize those who are actually *unhealthily* obsessed with adhering to a societally-mandated aesthetic ideal as "skincare" experts. The truth is, there's no difference between "detox teas" and "detox face masks." There's no difference between obsessively counting calories and obsessively applying active ingredients. There's no difference between devising a diet to eliminate fat and devising a skincare routine to eliminate dead skin cells and oil and pimples and wrinkles. Collectively, as a culture, we're waking up to the fact that the diet industry has no real basis in science. That it manufactures impossible standards, then makes us feel bad about not living up to those impossible standards, then capitalizes on those insecurities in order to make money. That it's used its power and money to influence scientific studies, the medical system, government-suggested dietary guidelines, and more — resulting in rampant misinformation and declining health. That one's external appearance is not a reliable indicator of internal health (or worth, for that matter). It's time to wake up to the fact that the skincare industry is the same. Skincare culture is just dewy diet culture.

"Other people have nice skin, and I don't. That makes me feel bad, so I've decided that anyone with nice skin is Wrong and deserves to be shamed. Bad skins is the best. It has always been the best. I am right."

 

[B’Elanna]

I dunno. Corissa drinks something like two to four liters of Dr Pepper a day by her own admission. Her canned pears, Cheetos, Pop Tarts, and other assorted processed foods are definitely not a balanced diet, but her myriad health issues, including her nasty angry skin and lung inflammation, would almost certainly improve if she just put down the bottle and didn't add in more crap food. But as we all know, it's moot because it's not going to happen. She's a dope.

Speaking of skin and diets (lmao):
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Spoiler: long-winded bullshit about skincare

We've been made to believe that a certain skin aesthetic = skin health. We've been sold products that help us achieve that aesthetic at the *expense* of skin health. We've been taught "science" that's actually just a bunch of racist, sexist, colonialist, capitalist beauty standards — and we've been taught almost nothing about how our own skin and bodies actually work. Doctors we trust to care about our wellbeing are disproportionately concerned with our appearance. (Think: MDs who tell fat people going through serious health issues to "just lose weight;" dermatologists who suggest Botox and fillers to patients at annual skin cancer screenings. It happens. Often.) We idolize those who are actually *unhealthily* obsessed with adhering to a societally-mandated aesthetic ideal as "skincare" experts. The truth is, there's no difference between "detox teas" and "detox face masks." There's no difference between obsessively counting calories and obsessively applying active ingredients. There's no difference between devising a diet to eliminate fat and devising a skincare routine to eliminate dead skin cells and oil and pimples and wrinkles. Collectively, as a culture, we're waking up to the fact that the diet industry has no real basis in science. That it manufactures impossible standards, then makes us feel bad about not living up to those impossible standards, then capitalizes on those insecurities in order to make money. That it's used its power and money to influence scientific studies, the medical system, government-suggested dietary guidelines, and more — resulting in rampant misinformation and declining health. That one's external appearance is not a reliable indicator of internal health (or worth, for that matter). It's time to wake up to the fact that the skincare industry is the same. Skincare culture is just dewy diet culture.

So basically we should all just be fat with bad skin

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

I dunno. Corissa drinks something like two to four liters of Dr Pepper a day by her own admission. Her canned pears, Cheetos, Pop Tarts, and other assorted processed foods are definitely not a balanced diet, but her myriad health issues, including her nasty angry skin and lung inflammation, would almost certainly improve if she just put down the bottle and didn't add in more crap food. But as we all know, it's moot because it's not going to happen. She's a dope.

Speaking of skin and diets (lmao):
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Spoiler: long-winded bullshit about skincare

We've been made to believe that a certain skin aesthetic = skin health. We've been sold products that help us achieve that aesthetic at the *expense* of skin health. We've been taught "science" that's actually just a bunch of racist, sexist, colonialist, capitalist beauty standards — and we've been taught almost nothing about how our own skin and bodies actually work. Doctors we trust to care about our wellbeing are disproportionately concerned with our appearance. (Think: MDs who tell fat people going through serious health issues to "just lose weight;" dermatologists who suggest Botox and fillers to patients at annual skin cancer screenings. It happens. Often.) We idolize those who are actually *unhealthily* obsessed with adhering to a societally-mandated aesthetic ideal as "skincare" experts. The truth is, there's no difference between "detox teas" and "detox face masks." There's no difference between obsessively counting calories and obsessively applying active ingredients. There's no difference between devising a diet to eliminate fat and devising a skincare routine to eliminate dead skin cells and oil and pimples and wrinkles. Collectively, as a culture, we're waking up to the fact that the diet industry has no real basis in science. That it manufactures impossible standards, then makes us feel bad about not living up to those impossible standards, then capitalizes on those insecurities in order to make money. That it's used its power and money to influence scientific studies, the medical system, government-suggested dietary guidelines, and more — resulting in rampant misinformation and declining health. That one's external appearance is not a reliable indicator of internal health (or worth, for that matter). It's time to wake up to the fact that the skincare industry is the same. Skincare culture is just dewy diet culture.

The hypocrisy is astounding! This is the same Corissa that gets lip fillers and spends tons of money on skin care. Corissa is learning the hard way, that you can't just eat junk all day and have perfect skin. Might as well give up on skincare all together and embrace obesity.

 

[multiverse]

So basically we should all just be fat with bad skin

And of you aren't fat with bad skin? Your very existence is shaming and you need to change that, immediately, so Corissa doesn't ever have a bad feeling again.

We're getting close to the time when simple mobility will become a shaming action. Once Corissa is bedbound, all her family will be required to wheel themselves around or crawl in her presence lest she feel mobility shamed.

I decided to check out Corissa's blog. It's a mess covered in a thousand ads, and she's clearly recycling old articles rather than make new ones because this article is dated March 2021, and some of the comments on it are from 2016. And what does she discuss? Fat maternity clothing, because she wants to be a MAWM, y'all.

Spoiler: Stupid blog

Sppiler alert: you're never having children, Corissa. Your husband hated himself so much that he chopped his dick off, and no other man has come forward and been willing to fuck you. You're going to die in the next ten years and are flat broke and in debt, so there's no chance of anyone giving you a baby to adopt or foster. So you have zero need to ever buy fat maternity clothes. Unless this was all just one big excuse to admit you're too big for normal plus sized clothes and tell people how to buy the biggest tarps possible.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I dunno. Corissa drinks something like two to four liters of Dr Pepper a day by her own admission. Her canned pears, Cheetos, Pop Tarts, and other assorted processed foods are definitely not a balanced diet, but her myriad health issues, including her nasty angry skin and lung inflammation, would almost certainly improve if she just put down the bottle and didn't add in more crap food. But as we all know, it's moot because it's not going to happen. She's a dope.

Speaking of skin and diets (lmao):
View attachment 2327262

Spoiler: long-winded bullshit about skincare

We've been made to believe that a certain skin aesthetic = skin health. We've been sold products that help us achieve that aesthetic at the *expense* of skin health. We've been taught "science" that's actually just a bunch of racist, sexist, colonialist, capitalist beauty standards — and we've been taught almost nothing about how our own skin and bodies actually work. Doctors we trust to care about our wellbeing are disproportionately concerned with our appearance. (Think: MDs who tell fat people going through serious health issues to "just lose weight;" dermatologists who suggest Botox and fillers to patients at annual skin cancer screenings. It happens. Often.) We idolize those who are actually *unhealthily* obsessed with adhering to a societally-mandated aesthetic ideal as "skincare" experts. The truth is, there's no difference between "detox teas" and "detox face masks." There's no difference between obsessively counting calories and obsessively applying active ingredients. There's no difference between devising a diet to eliminate fat and devising a skincare routine to eliminate dead skin cells and oil and pimples and wrinkles. Collectively, as a culture, we're waking up to the fact that the diet industry has no real basis in science. That it manufactures impossible standards, then makes us feel bad about not living up to those impossible standards, then capitalizes on those insecurities in order to make money. That it's used its power and money to influence scientific studies, the medical system, government-suggested dietary guidelines, and more — resulting in rampant misinformation and declining health. That one's external appearance is not a reliable indicator of internal health (or worth, for that matter). It's time to wake up to the fact that the skincare industry is the same. Skincare culture is just dewy diet culture.

My god, her self-serving, yet self-destructive, idiocy knows no bounds. I mean, I knew she was no deep thinker, but good lord. This is some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen from her, and that's saying a lot.

Doing what it would take to actually solve her terrible skin problems—starting with ditching the sugar, the seed oils, and the trash food she craves—is far too close to "dieting" for her liking, so no way is she going to do it.

I mean, we already know she isn't going to do it to improve her health and quality of life, or even to save her fucking life. Apparently, she's not vain enough to do it to fix her inflammation-blasted face, either. Eating whatever trash she wants, when she wants it, is the ideological hill she's literally going to die on, and now it looks like she'll grudgingly settle for being permanently stucco-faced in order to do it.

It never ceases to amuse me, btw, that Corissa rails against capitalism when it doesn't go her way, then consoles herself by stuffing her face with the kinds of non-nutritive garbage "food" only capitalism makes possible. She's literally on the Capitalism Diet.

Then she buys skin-care products (also brought to her by capitalism) in the hope they will undo the damage the Capitalism Diet has wrought on her face—though apparently she's now coming to grips with the fact those products can never work, not if she's to remain an adherent of the Capitalism Diet. Something has to go, something has to be blamed for her dissatisfaction, so it will not only be the skin care products, but the entire system of "skin care culture."

Eventually, Corissa will go on a bunch of meds she probably never would have needed, had she not spent her adult life subsisting on the Capitalism Diet—meds invented, produced and distributed under a capitalist, for-profit health care industrial complex. When she's hospitalized from a condition that could have been avoided, were she not on the Capitalism Diet, she'll complain about customer service issues ("medical fatphobia")—which is something you can do under capitalism.

Her entire fat, sick, consumerist existence is an illustration of at least some of the societal ills brought by late-stage capitalism (you could look at all the FA/BoPo/"fat liberation" crowd this way). She's totally a product of late-stage capitalism, and totally addicted to its products, even as they slowly destroy her. And here she is, lashing out against some of its products, pretending that it's due to increasing political consciousness—when really, she's just an unhappy customer.

So basically we should all just be fat with bad skin

Yeah, I'll bet that's where she's headed next. She's already uttered the "Nobody owes you health!" line a lot of these chronically sick, self-destructing fatties use; I'm sure she'll come up with equally idiotic catchphrases that help her cope with having a face like a gravel quarry.

The hypocrisy is astounding! This is the same Corissa that gets lip fillers and spends tons of money on skin care. Corissa is learning the hard way, that you can't just eat junk all day and have perfect skin. Might as well give up on skincare all together and embrace obesity.

LOL—no, she's not learning at all. She's a Narcissist, which means she's never wrong.

Other people, science that refutes her claims, common knowledge—these can all be made wrong so that Corissa can still be right. She will come up with convoluted (and hilariously erroneous) arguments about how her own failures are really just due to capitalism and systems of oppression (particularly fatphobia, but she'll invoke racism if she thinks it will help her).

And that's exactly what she's doing here. Rather than face reality (that the problem is her own behavior, that no skin care products can undo the damage her shitty diet causes, and that her eating habits must fundamentally change if her skin is to improve), she's decided that skin care in itself is, like dieting, a trap, a futile pursuit of perfection. So, like the toxic "diet culture" she's rejected so she can keep eating all the trash she wants, she's now going to vilify "skin care culture" for the same reason.

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

I bet half of her skin issues are from routinely baking herself in oil, and not getting her hormones under control.

Do we know if she or J ever smoked? Even weed or vape could possibly leather up her flesh.
A shit diet won't help mind you.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

Remember a couple of years ago when Corissa was blubbering on Instagram about the medical fatphobia she suffered because her doctor told her she desperately needed to lose weight? She angrily insisted that any attempt at weight loss would trigger her Tessorexia Nervosa and she'd waste away or harm herself trying. The doctor replied that no one was asking her to be a model and J retorted that, ackshually, Corissa was a model thank you very much.


Models.

How could that stupid doctor fail to notice she had a bona fide model in her office?

 

[LonesomeDud]

Remember a couple of years ago when Corissa was blubbering on Instagram about the medical fatphobia she suffered because her doctor told her she desperately needed to lose weight? She angrily insisted that any attempt at weight loss would trigger her Tessorexia Nervosa and she'd waste away or harm herself trying. The doctor replied that no one was asking her to be a model and J retorted that, ackshually, Corissa was a model thank you very much.

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Models.

How could that stupid doctor fail to notice she had a bona fide model in her office?

Science fact: All doctors are stupid hate monsters who just live to hurt people's feelings.

 

[Constellationzero]

Remember a couple of years ago when Corissa was blubbering on Instagram about the medical fatphobia she suffered because her doctor told her she desperately needed to lose weight? She angrily insisted that any attempt at weight loss would trigger her Tessorexia Nervosa and she'd waste away or harm herself trying. The doctor replied that no one was asking her to be a model and J retorted that, ackshually, Corissa was a model thank you very much.

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Models.

How could that stupid doctor fail to notice she had a bona fide model in her office?

* Person expresses concern or tries to inject reality into a situation.
* Fat POS: OH MAI GAWWWWWD, aRe yOu mY dOcToR?????

What difference does it make? Even when I've seen someone saying ACKTUALLEEHHH, I am a doctor, I am an endocrinologist/gyno/GP

* Fat POS: bUt yOu aReN't mY dOcToR--shaddup!
* Fat POS's doctor: Dispenses advice.
* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Fatphobia! REEEEEEEEEEEE! Bad doctor! REEEEEEEEE! I'm telling Tumblr!