If humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?

[Penis Drager]

Checkmate, atheists!

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

There aren't still monkeys.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

They rejected humanity.

 

[draggs]

Because the sons of Ham were cursed to be monke slaves by a wrathful Lord

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

If life came from the ocean, why is there still an ocean?

 

[Tism the Return]

What if they became human but returned to monke?

 

[King Fructose]

Something has to populate Africa, right?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

If only monkeys get aids, why do humans have aids?

 

[TenMilesWide]

Many years ago a tribe of monkeys got kicked out of the trees by stronger, more successful monkeys. The latter's descendants are still monkeys, the former's had to walk around throwing sticks and rocks at other animals to survive, and eventually became human.

 

[JoshPlz]

For the same reason that there are still niggers, eventhough humans evolved from them.

 

[break these cuffs]

People go around fucking lemurs and other more primitive monkey ancestors. Those half human half lemur babies are born right in the middle as monkeys.

 

[RW 1995]

humans didn't evolve from monkeys, they evolved from apes.

if my mom's name is sarah and i came from my mom then why do i have a cousin named sarah?

 

[Blamo]

People go around fucking lemurs and other more primitive monkey ancestors. Those half human half lemur babies are born right in the middle as monkeys.

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

if my mom's name is sarah and i came from my mom then why do i have a cousin named sarah?

Are you saying your mom is your cousin?

 

[The Lawgiver]

They aren't the same monkeys as the monkeys we are.
However, we can dream that one day we can reach the monkey phase of enlightenment.

 

[Indefinite_Ordered_Sets]

When KF evolved from 4chan, then why do you still shitpost?

 

[Least Concern]

If humanity sustained itself as a species by humans reproducing with each other, why are there still furries?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

It was hipster monkeys who refused to evolve.

 

[Whatevermancer]

If God's not real, why are vampires afraid of crucifixes?

 

[Stoneheart]

if my mom's name is sarah and i came from my mom then why do i have a cousin named sarah?

Because you are from Alabama?