I got a name tag and a description tag on TF2, what should I use it on and what should it say?

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I don't know what you should use it on, but it should say this:
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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A real funny suggestion I saw on 4chan:
>get someone in-game pissed off at you
>dominate them
>rename the weapon "the [item] that dominated [username]"
>renaming is broadcast to the server chat
>kill them again with the weapon you renamed
>add a description tag timestamping the affair and/or quoting their saltiest quote up until then
>send a trade offer
>try to gift the renamed weapon
 
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Sell the description tag for however many cents it gives you and stop wasting your time on a dead game.

To answer your question, there's not a whole lot you can do with a description tag, a name tag would be more worth it. This is a name I gave my frying pan, I thought it was pretty amusing.
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mister meaner said:
Sell the description tag for however many cents it gives you and stop wasting your time on a dead game.

To answer your question, there's not a whole lot you can do with a description tag, a name tag would be more worth it. This is a name I gave my frying pan, I thought it was pretty amusing.
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Good thing I have plenty of name tags as well!
 
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