Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

He still holds the same anti-religious views I do. Even if his voice actor doesn't.

Using religion for business purposes is very different from trying to drive a depressive girl to suicide over her being religious and including religion in her fanfics.
The first is a-OK.
The second is a big no-no.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Using religion for business purposes is very different from trying to drive a depressive girl to suicide over her being religious and including religion in her fanfics.
The first is a-OK.
The second is a big no-no.

It's not so much about the fact she is religious. But due to the fact that while she may technically be human she is far more of a horrifying and disgusting and arrogant freak than the Wogglebug could ever be in any way.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

If Wogglebug got a sex change, would that make him a cuntroach?

 

[Picklechu]

No, really. That is NOT me in the picture. I don't have that exact body shape and by the end of this year I may have my old body shape back that I had three and a half years ago.

That's totally you! Photoshop does wonders, so they were able to make you skinnier and smiling.

I haven't noticed your body shape changing any since this thread began - did you used to be more than 240 lbs, or less? You're quite the unit, and are much heavier than most people in this thread, including me, a 30 year-old man who lifts weights and probably has several inches to a foot of height on you. Have you tried eating less candy and guzzling less soda? If I were you, after my teeth rotted out of my head, I would have sworn off on sugar, but then again, I'm not mentally deficient. Still, considering you don't leave your apartment, and therefore probably don't move around much, that must be a lot of sugar that you consume.

And as for the new Wogglebug video, I ONLY had Patrick record the exact words the customer had written with just the spelling and grammar edited. The customer was obviously pleased with it as he gave me a tip and a 5 star review. I admit I wasn't happy about having the Wogglebug say the boy should pray but I just decided I wanted the money the order would bring.

The grammar still sucks, even after it was "edited." Since you're willing to make Wogglebug say things like that, will you now accept submissions where he grows to be 50 feet tall while breathing fire? How about quad-wielding uzis and shooting ninjas with them? Maybe consuming the homeless and/or laying his eggs in them?

Your nice African American gentleman must really be shaking you down for cash, if you're willing to do these sorts of videos and take a Fiverr modeling job.

Anyway, I've asked Sony for special permission to share the third wogglestory I wrote with you. We've already confirmed Jon Bernthal for Wogglebug's voice actor, and are just waiting on the last few, so we'll hopefully start recording the first movie by the end of September!

He still holds the same anti-religious views I do. Even if his voice actor doesn't. And actually the original script the customer wrote was to have Wogglebug say to pray to him. But I edited that part as I was sure Patrick wouldn't record it that way at least.

I kind of think that Wogglebug has secretly converted to Christianity.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's not so much about the fact she is religious.

Let me refresh your memory: it was about her using a character you don't own in a way that you didn't like.

But due to the fact that while she may technically be human she is far more of a horrifying and disgusting and arrogant freak than the Wogglebug could ever be in any way.

Wow, you're probably the most vitriolic person I've interacted with on this site. While most members here simply make crude jokes, you ooze with hatred for this poor girl who appears to be a nice person judging by her post here.
And you don't even try to convince me you weren't trying to drive her to suicide.

Clearly a behavior worthy of someone who wants to be a public person and renown creator of kids entertainment.

 

[WogglebugLover]

No, that is not me in the picture! I swear it! I took no modeling gig from Fiverr as I don't do those things. And if I thought they were using me in that picture I would sue them. And I used to be in perfect shape until I went to the hospital in late 2017 and was put on a medication called Lexipro that totally wreaked my metabolism.

And for a few months now I have at least stopped eating most desserts and have been drinking diet orange soda which contains no sugar or calories.

And no, I still won't accept those kinds of orders for Wogglebug to do. I made it clear I won't have him do or say anything that isn't family-friendly in his intro video to the gig.

And I know you @Picklechu are totally lying about what you say about Sony just for the purposes of trying to get a negative reaction out of me as if I could ever actually believe you.

 

[Picklechu]

No, that is not me in the picture! I swear it! I took no modeling gig from Fiverr as I don't do those things. And if I thought they were using me in that picture I would sue them. And I used to be in perfect shape until I went to the hospital in late 2017 and was put on a medication called Lexipro that totally wreaked my metabolism.

It's ok, Cherie! There's nothing wrong with modeling, especially nowadays! The days of skeezy creeps running things are over, and these photos were quite tasteful, so none of us are judging you! Good on you for taking the initiative and using your assets to achieve your financial goals!

And for a few months now I have at least stopped eating most desserts and have been drinking diet orange soda which contains no sugar or calories.

That's great! As long as you eat proper portions, the pounds should just melt off! Only there's no way that you'd only have "lost" five pounds over two weeks in that case, so you're either completely sedentary, or you aren't being completely True and Honest.

What kind of stuff do you have for meals? Do you still snack throughout the day? Also, Sunkist or Fanta (this is very important).

And no, I still won't accept those kinds of orders for Wogglebug to do. I made it clear I won't have him do or say anything that isn't family-friendly in his intro video to the gig.

And I know you @Picklechu are totally lying about what you say about Sony just for the purposes of trying to get a negative reaction out of me as if I could ever actually believe you.

I'm actually hurt by that, Cynthia. You're my friend, so why would I lie to you? I shared the good news with you on your profile page several months ago, and had hoped that you'd be happy for me and for Mr. Wogglebug and for Jon Bernthal. I wanted you to be the first to see the final part of the trilogy.

 

[WogglebugLover]

It's ok, Cherie! There's nothing wrong with modeling, especially nowadays! The days of skeezy creeps running things are over, and these photos were quite tasteful, so none of us are judging you! Good on you for taking the initiative and using your assets to achieve your financial goals!


That's great! As long as you eat proper portions, the pounds should just melt off! Only there's no way that you'd only have "lost" five pounds over two weeks in that case, so you're either completely sedentary, or you aren't being completely True and Honest.

What kind of stuff do you have for meals? Do you still snack throughout the day? Also, Sunkist or Fanta (this is very important).






I'm actually hurt by that, Cynthia. You're my friend, so why would I lie to you? I shared the good news with you on your profile page several months ago, and had hoped that you'd be happy for me and for Mr. Wogglebug and for Jon Bernthal. I wanted you to be the first to see the final part of the trilogy.

For the last time that is not me in the picture. If it was and I had thus made any financial gain from it I would honestly then admit it was me in the picture. But that just isn't so.

And I drink Sunkist orange soda. And I am only relating what my scale has reported. And I've also been drinking this low card chocolate drink I got from BioTrust which is meant to help with my metabolism. And I read that one should lose 1 or 2 pounds a week to be on the right track of losing weight. It may have been three weeks ago I started losing weight.

And you are NOT my friend. And I KNOW you are lying to me about Sony. I know Al Whiting isn't a liar but I know you sure are.

And the Wogglebug has NOT secretly converted to Christianity anymore than I have, or else I would have admitted it.

 

[Miss Misery]

BioTrust? Of course you'd fall for an MLM.

 

[Picklechu]

For the last time that is not me in the picture. If it was and I had thus made any financial gain from it I would honestly then admit it was me in the picture. But that just isn't so.

O-M-G, it's ok, we know that the wogglebusiness hasn't been that lucrative, and big girls gotta eat. No one thinks you're a streetwalker or something, especially because you aren't allowed to open your front door. There's nothing wrong with making an honest living by taking some tasteful photos to show what humans would look like if we were all shut-ins.

And I drink Sunkist orange soda.

This is the only acceptable answer. I'm happy to learn that you, like all of my friends, drink the One True Orange Soda.

And you are NOT my friend. And I KNOW you are lying to me about Sony. I know Al Whiting isn't a liar but I know you sure are.

But Cherie, we've known each other for seven years! That's longer than a lot of my IRL friends. I've given you advice on business and writing, gotten Nintendo to back down on their lawsuit against you for your blatant theft of intellectual property, invited you to the big dinner everyone in this thread had at the hibachi place down the street from your apartment (which you didn't show up to ), shared my wogglestories with you, spent so much time here in this thread just bantering with you and getting to know each other... How can you say we aren't friends? Are you playing some sort of joke? If so, that's not very nice.

And Sony did purchase the rights to the two Wogglebug stories I posted in this thread, and asked me to write a third one. A Sony executive reached out to me, and they gave me $50K for the first two, and paid me an additional $25K to write a third story to complete the trilogy. This is how movies, scripts, rights, etc actually work, unless one is using a vanity production company or getting scammed. A film will come out each summer in 2023, 2024, and 2025, and I'll get royalty payments.

Why do you think that Al Whiting, who you've known for maybe three months at the most, is more True and Honest than me, Picklechu, who you've known for seven years?

And the Wogglebug has NOT secretly converted to Christianity anymore than I have, or else I would have admitted it.

Maybe he just doesn't want to come out to you as a gay Christian because he's afraid of how you'll react? Perhaps he saw what happened to Dracowaltztard, and doesn't want the same to happen to him.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@Picklechu I can see you are obviously teasing me like hell about everything. You know that is not actually me in the picture. And you know we are not actually friends. Just as sure as I know you have made no such deals with Sony. Just like you were lying to me before about you being a Nintendo lawyer.

You may as well admit that was all hoax for the purpose of seeing just how far I could go to make a fool out of myself because you made me scared. But thanks to @SpiceyHuman I didn't go much further besides just changing Christeph's outfit. Because me and her talked in PMs and she has a real lawyer in her family and so she was able to point out to me all the reasons as to why you couldn't possibly be a real lawyer. And so I also never wrote to Nintendo like @RomanesEuntDomus said I should thanks to her pointing out it doesn't actually work that way.

And if Al Whiting is being honest with me (and I am willing to bet he is) and we get funding then it should be in 2025 at the latest that my live action version of Sylvie and the Wogglebug will be released. And I will use my royalty payment to buy a beautiful house all for myself, and then donate what is left to charities that help people with autism. And I know I don't have to worry about any rival movies from you from Sony. The one thing I am just a tad bit concerned about is if the new Wizard of Oz movie ever gets made, if there is ever a sequel to it, and then if Mr. Wogglebug will be in it. But I'm not going to let it get me down either way.

 

[Picklechu]

That's all very hurtful to say about me, Cherie, especially after everything we've shared.

At the very least, you may not be friends with me, but I'm friends with you!

Anyway, I know that Amy Pascal isn't lying to me. I've emailed her and spoken to her on the phone, and she sounds like a very nice Caucasian American gentlelady. My trilogy is going to be great, and I'm going to get all of the wogglebucks and wogglebitches! You can come to all of the premieres if you want, since you're my friend and all.

That's super cool that you're going to buy a house if Al Whiting isn't lying to you and your movie doesn't bomb and you get enough money to afford it in full, since no lender will approve you for a mortgage with your complete lack of employment history. What area are you going to be looking in? Are there any particular features you'd like to have? When I build my wogglemansion, there's going to be a pickle juice fountain in the courtyard.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I have a confession to make. My account is not even quite a year old yet and I have only been watching and interacting with this thread for half of that time. This thread, its subject being active on it, and all the rest is 14 times older than my engagement with it. Still, its one of the highlights on this hellsite. Possibly THE highlight for me since poor dead Albert Temple's revelations come in at a post-mortem trickle.

My confession is that despite this recent engagement, I never much looked at most of what was in the thread after page ~30 or so and before 6 or 7 months ago. I got everything I needed from Cynthia's youtube channel and the real time wrangling occurring here as its partner exhibit. Because of this ignorance on my part, while I found Cynthia deeply amusing I truly until filling in the gaps of my knowledge tonight on a deep dive, did not understand why people were so (apparently) mean to her.

But, being surprised by her gullibility in thinking that people here *literally believed the Daily Fail image was her*, I knew I had to deep dive into the past to learn more. I had clearly missed something.

Now I do understand. JFC the rageposting about past grudges with strangers over nothing, the Simeon Saga, everything. The sheer amount of times she naturally bristles at people mocking her yes but also legitimately giving her good advice and warning her about scams. It happens over and over and over again. And she keeps coming back. Almost never a thank you, even after Null did the homework to expose the (obvious and literally Nigerian) scam. Even after many people literally helped her find new animation programs and helped her touch up videos.

She might not be very clever, in fact I have just confirmed the situation upstairs is even worse than I first assumed, but she is doing one thing right even if subconsciously: she knows on some level this thread is making her output better and pointing out things she could improve on and fix. In some minor ways she has improved as an....''''artist'''''..... since engaging with the thread. She might see us all as her enemies but she must know that its at least a constructive rivalry to have. After all, even after everything her true hate is reserved for the Oz fandumb still.

Very early on, I forget exactly where now as my eyes are crossed and I went through too much, she admits she has no real life friends and her socialization comes entirely from the internet. Shes got actual fans now, maybe even more than five, but I think its fair to say that the vast majority of her social interaction since 2014 if not in life has been with this thread, with Kiwis. @Picklechu likes to joke around with her and at her expense but its been happing long enough now that Picklechu is unironically one of the closest things Cynthia has ever had to a long term friend. ...At least in a sense.

I also now have a serious question along the lines of the 'What happens when Barb dies?' thread in the CWC sub-section...what on Earth is going to happen to Cynthia when shes the last living Hansonchu? Mommy won't always be there to answer the Forbidden Door.

And you know what? Despite the vindictiveness and selfishness constantly on display by the subject I do not change my unironic opinion that I want her, somehow, to succeed. It would be the funniest possible option as well as the most interesting. I don't think she will, but I want her to. And even if she doesn't she'd still be a great subject for a documentary on her quixotic and spergy mission. That type of production very well could succeed and is probably the best chance shes got at spreading her fame too.

 

[Miss Misery]

Are there any particular features you'd like to have?

No hookers servicing johns by the hour.

 

[Figger Nucker]

When I build my wogglemansion, there's going to be a pickle juice fountain in the courtyard.

I hope your trilogy bombs and Cynthia has a wonderful career while you OD in a gutter. You're sick. Utter trash. I hate you.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

It's not so much about the fact she is religious. But due to the fact that while she may technically be human she is far more of a horrifying and disgusting and arrogant freak than the Wogglebug could ever be in any way.

The Wogglebug isn’t real Cynthia. He doesn’t hold religious views, he can’t be arrogant or whatever because he doesn’t exist. It is all just a projection that you have placed upon him. Let me break character for a bit and refer to my namesake, I can speak vicariously through him, but behind the snark was a real person who I respected greatly. A person who I didn’t always agree with because they were more than a fantasy I had placed upon them. But despite this they touched more lives and will be remembered in both positive and negative lights, something that the wogglebug will never achieve because it is a horrifying, disgusting, arrogant projection of YOU.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And I used to be in perfect shape until I went to the hospital in late 2017 and was put on a medication called Lexipro that totally wreaked my metabolism.

Bullshit. Cynthia I know your type. Lethargic, prefer to stay indoors, have a very limited source of interests and entertainment. There is no way in hell that you went from "perfect shape" to big old tub of goo in only 4 years. That's only because metabolism only takes you so far. But please humor me, what did you weight back then?

I'm only asking because I was where you are now and I managed to lose the weight, pack on the muscle and I did it all without pills, diet supplements or anything other then proper diet and exercise. There's no shortcut to losing weight that lasts. You're only setting yourself up for failure unless you commit to it for the next two years.

And for a few months now I have at least stopped eating most desserts and have been drinking diet orange soda which contains no sugar or calories.

"Most" desserts? How about all the desserts because if you had stopped eating them you'd look better and feel better as well. And that doesn't include eating things that are high in calories or carbs which can be just as fattening as sugar. Also diet soda is just as bad for you as the regular stuff with sugar and may in fact be worse. This is why if you were serious about losing weight you'd get off the soda completely and just drink water. Plain water. No flavorings or anything except maybe a squeeze of lemon, lime or cucumber.

And I read that one should lose 1 or 2 pounds a week to be on the right track of losing weight. It may have been three weeks ago I started losing weight.

Yes that is right but you're only doing half of what you should be doing which is a small caloric deficit in your diet and exercising. That's how you lose weight and keep it off. That's how I managed to do it for almost 15 years now. If you're losing weight, and I sincerely doubt it's anything other than water weight because that's what you lose in the first few weeks, and you're not exercising properly you're in for a rude surprise when you stop the diet and go back to eating properly.

Your weight will come back with a little bit extra as insurance. So you'll be 260 pounds when this is all done and not one bit healthier than you are.

 

[XYZpdq]

I have a confession to make. My account is not even quite a year old yet and I have only been watching and interacting with this thread for half of that time. This thread, its subject being active on it, and all the rest is 14 times older than my engagement with it. Still, its one of the highlights on this hellsite. Possibly THE highlight for me since poor dead Albert Temple's revelations come in at a post-mortem trickle.

My confession is that despite this recent engagement, I never much looked at most of what was in the thread after page ~30 or so and before 6 or 7 months ago. I got everything I needed from Cynthia's youtube channel and the real time wrangling occurring here as its partner exhibit. Because of this ignorance on my part, while I found Cynthia deeply amusing I truly until filling in the gaps of my knowledge tonight on a deep dive, did not understand why people were so (apparently) mean to her.

But, being surprised by her gullibility in thinking that people here *literally believed the Daily Fail image was her*, I knew I had to deep dive into the past to learn more. I had clearly missed something.

Now I do understand. JFC the rageposting about past grudges with strangers over nothing, the Simeon Saga, everything. The sheer amount of times she naturally bristles at people mocking her yes but also legitimately giving her good advice and warning her about scams. It happens over and over and over again. And she keeps coming back. Almost never a thank you, even after Null did the homework to expose the (obvious and literally Nigerian) scam. Even after many people literally helped her find new animation programs and helped her touch up videos.

She might not be very clever, in fact I have just confirmed the situation upstairs is even worse than I first assumed, but she is doing one thing right even if subconsciously: she knows on some level this thread is making her output better and pointing out things she could improve on and fix. In some minor ways she has improved as an....''''artist'''''..... since engaging with the thread. She might see us all as her enemies but she must know that its at least a constructive rivalry to have. After all, even after everything her true hate is reserved for the Oz fandumb still.

Very early on, I forget exactly where now as my eyes are crossed and I went through too much, she admits she has no real life friends and her socialization comes entirely from the internet. Shes got actual fans now, maybe even more than five, but I think its fair to say that the vast majority of her social interaction since 2014 if not in life has been with this thread, with Kiwis. @Picklechu likes to joke around with her and at her expense but its been happing long enough now that Picklechu is unironically one of the closest things Cynthia has ever had to a long term friend. ...At least in a sense.

I also now have a serious question along the lines of the 'What happens when Barb dies?' thread in the CWC sub-section...what on Earth is going to happen to Cynthia when shes the last living Hansonchu? Mommy won't always be there to answer the Forbidden Door.

And you know what? Despite the vindictiveness and selfishness constantly on display by the subject I do not change my unironic opinion that I want her, somehow, to succeed. It would be the funniest possible option as well as the most interesting. I don't think she will, but I want her to. And even if she doesn't she'd still be a great subject for a documentary on her quixotic and spergy mission. That type of production very well could succeed and is probably the best chance shes got at spreading her fame too.

yeah, it's really a great mix of all the not-rapey stuff you could get from a person of interest

 

[WogglebugLover]

@Phil Ken Sebben What I've stated about how I gained weight over the last four years is 100% fact. I mentioned to my doctor who prescribes my medication (who knows perfectly well how thin I used to be as he's known me since I was 20 and he remembers a few years before I started gaining the extra weight that I even mentioned to him I was a little concerned I might be getting too thin) and he confirmed this to be the case with it. There are at least a number of medications, as he said, that will do that. And I can't remember off the top of my head how much I weighed just before what got started four years ago but I'm sure I weighed around 120 to 130 pounds. And I do have at least one picture at hand of when I was 18 that shows how thin I used to be. I'd scan it and show it to you but I know for a fact that you won't apologize to me and instead will just focus on what you see me doing in the picture and make fun of me endlessly for it and the thing I'm doing in it contains both good and bad memories for me at once so I won't show it to you.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

prefer to stay indoors

Not sure if it's a matter preference or a necessity. Would you feel safe allowing someone like this to interact with the outside world? Someone who believes in online psychics and big movie studios offering to work with her?