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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
So here's what Jen is doing while the rest of the troons move big rocks
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Also lets check in on our fave chaser
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This was a repost he didn't do this one but I've seen 2 too many troon warhammer paints. At least they gendered the mtf space marine correctly since they're only male and weaponized autism..... Also shit job on the gun.
By the Throne, what traitor legion carries those markings?
 
So here's what Jen is doing while the rest of the troons move big rocks
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This was a repost he didn't do this one but I've seen 2 too many troon warhammer paints. At least they gendered the mtf space marine correctly since they're only male and weaponized autism..... Also shit job on the gun.
He probably used their manginas as a guide for painting the rockworms.
Edit: Also, what a surprise for troons to love Chaos cultists.
 
At what point should Earl and the alt-rite militia fighters storm the ranch to get them to their 50k goal? Maybe we can help them figure it out.
The fact that Phil can't take a video of Paul at the end of the driveway flashing highbeams at the house in the middle of the night or stage a bunch of beer cans and trash that were ostensibly left by local teenagers fucking around at the Tranch goes to show just how lazy they are with UNDER SIEGE storyline. Neil Breen can weave more believable narratives.
 
By the Throne, what traitor legion carries those markings?
To be fair, this DOES explain why space marines have such a high fatality rate while training.... the Afformentioned other one I saw was some handmaiden did a youtube painting video of saint celestine as a troon while talking about how she loves troons it was very Islamic heretical

the funniest take I saw a troon have on Warhammer was "Slaanesh is trans" yes the prince of cumblood who tore down an entire great elder species and leeches the life out of it's followers is trans. You are VERY correct.

Wedge plays and paints btw for those who don't follow Gibes thread. He has his gamesworkshop wishlist in his links like a proper grifter
 
So here's what Jen is doing while the rest of the troons move big rocks
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This was a repost he didn't do this one but I've seen 2 too many troon warhammer paints. At least they gendered the mtf space marine correctly since they're only male and weaponized autism..... Also shit job on the gun.
Do you have any links/archive from the tweets you shared here?
 
Do you have any links/archive from the tweets you shared here?

Yes im a mobilefag so the archiving take a bit longer (especially for the fat chaser's profile) but the Jen tweet is here

Fatman archive

The OG troon marine is here the blend on the bolter is still triggering me.
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Also here's another fat chaser and a few troons likes. JFC Learn to prime you dumb faggot

Saint celestine with too much wash as a troon.

Im thoroughly triggered don't go through the transgender + warhammercommunity tag on twitter. I honestly would start a sub board on here to post it because reeeeeeeeee.... And there's a lot of WHfags on here

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Also some news the Etsy store is down rn I think because they're yarnless but at $30 a skein with that many sales grand total is : $33,750 before what the Etsy whores take out of it. Etsy gives you a 1098k for sales (if you make over x in sales) and if they file this under their 503(c) charity we will be able to see it in 2022.
 
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the funniest take I saw a troon have on Warhammer was "Slaanesh is trans" yes the prince of cumblood who tore down an entire great elder species and leeches the life out of it's followers is trans. You are VERY correct.
In general, troons are nurgle demons who are attempting to worship slaanesh
 
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Also some news the Etsy store is down rn I think because they're yarnless but at $30 a skein with that many sales grand total is : $33,750 before what the Etsy whores take out of it. Etsy gives you a 1098k for sales (if you make over x in sales) and if they file this under their 503(c) charity we will be able to see it in 2022.
Weren't they also selling Tranch patches or stickers? Or was that something they were proposing to do? I don't know that I'd count every sale as being $30 a pop. The store is down because Phil's account has been either deleted or deactivated and he was the store runner:

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I'm not familiar with etsy, so I don't know if this can be temporary and voluntary, whether or not etsy may have done it, or if the Tranch does this every time they run out of product, etc. Hopefully some kiwi has a store and can enlighten us as to etsy's inner workings.
 
Why would one want to indulge in this form of worship of aforesaid being? What does the worshiper hope to gain?
You know the Serenity Prayer?
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
courage to change the things I can,
and wisdom to know the difference
Nurgle worship is that first line. I can see someone wanting to pursue new sensations in the name of Slaanesh and coming across a never-ending one that so horrifies you that you turn to Nurgle to grant you the ability to accept it.
 
In general, troons are nurgle demons who are attempting to worship slaanesh
Penny and Jarrod are pure manly Khaine.
Weren't they also selling Tranch patches or stickers? Or was that something they were proposing to do? I don't know that I'd count every sale as being $30 a pop. The store is down because Phil's account has been either deleted or deactivated and he was the store runner:

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I'm not familiar with etsy, so I don't know if this can be temporary and voluntary, whether or not etsy may have done it, or if the Tranch does this every time they run out of product, etc. Hopefully some kiwi has a store and can enlighten us as to etsy's inner workings.
They're selling it on their website but I think they sold out. The space on their webpage is just blank now
 
Salvation from disease, worshipping Nurgle is a form of Stockholm Syndrome, but for viruses and other infectious diseases. Also, it could be a perverted form of a sense of belonging to something.

Worshipping Nurge is where you hope for that scene from the simpson where Hubbert is doing the check-up on Mr. Burns and uses the door analogy.
 
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