Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Some Badger]

So can we have a poll on what the greasy goblin is up to now?

• Gambling-debt
• Parole violation
• Just spent all available money on "marketing", web domains and fiver nonsense.
• Cease and desist or similar from Yovanna
• Parental intervention
• Hooker misadventure
• Weening
• Got scammed somehow
• Busy on a new or existing project - writing another book or screenplay, bothering the press to report on his PAC etc
• Made homeless

What have I missed?

That or he had his last black Jetta encounter, I guess. I'm hoping for a gambling and debt spiral but not before we get another legal filing to laugh at.

What about 'all of the above, but with some overlap'?

I don't see Russ going homeless anytime soon though, but I imagine his parents will put him on a tighter leash financially if he continues to throw their money down the drain at some point. Something has to give, and it'll most likely be Russell's benefactors.

 

[Constellationzero]

So can we have a poll on what the greasy goblin is up to now?

• Gambling-debt
• Parole violation
• Just spent all available money on "marketing", web domains and fiver nonsense.
• Cease and desist or similar from Yovanna
• Parental intervention
• Hooker misadventure
• Weening
• Got scammed somehow
• Busy on a new or existing project - writing another book or screenplay, bothering the press to report on his PAC etc
• Made homeless

What have I missed?

That or he had his last black Jetta encounter, I guess. I'm hoping for a gambling and debt spiral but not before we get another legal filing to laugh at.

* Laying busted up in an alley after being trick-rolled
* Face busted even harder by an offended pimp
* Face busted harder than that by a ghey man teaching him about standards
* Woke up in the New French Extremity torture/rape dungeon
* Cogwheeling in the psych ward on dirty 1950's meds
* Pocket pool into a crusty sock while huffing like a sex offender and crying (While your attorney tries working something out with your probation officer)
* Tardsplained a bit too close to a woman who's not afraid to use a stiletto

 

[CWCissey]

I'm guessing that his computer and his phone were repossessed.

 

[Empyrea]

But guys, what if Taylor suddenly heard his music and came to sweep him off his feet? He's just having too much gross sex to post!

Or maybe a lion got loose from the MGM Grand and ate him!

But seriously, the speculation is getting silly.

 

[RodgerDodger]

But guys, what if Taylor suddenly heard his music and came to sweep him off his feet? He's just having too much gross sex to post!

Or maybe a lion got loose from the MGM Grand and ate him!

But seriously, the speculation is getting silly.

I’m betting Yovana heard his music and sent some thugs by to sweep him off his feet.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I’m betting Yovana heard his music and sent some thugs by to sweep him off his feet.

She probably called up Taylor Swift to ask where to hire the best thugs. You didn't expect her to send some rando off the street did you? Lady has standards.

 

[JustSomeChick]

Maybe he pushed it too far with Yovanna and her people ran a check on him and saw what he did and told him if he tries any of his lawsuit crap they would counter sue him. He hasnt said anything about her of late.

I don’t think he was as emotionally invested in Yovanna as he was in Taylor, Ariana, or Katy. I could be wrong, but he seemed more interested in showing the song off than giving it to her this time. And by this point, even he has to admit that “Yo, Yovanna” was a mistake. The reception on Reddit and YouTube and wherever else he tried to put it was not exactly encouraging. So, like any time a narc embarrasses themselves, he’s probably pretending it didn’t happen or deciding how to rewrite the events in his head.

 

[Octo Mullet]

So can we have a poll on what the greasy goblin is up to now?

• Gambling-debt
• Parole violation
• Just spent all available money on "marketing", web domains and fiver nonsense.
• Cease and desist or similar from Yovanna
• Parental intervention
• Hooker misadventure
• Weening
• Got scammed somehow
• Busy on a new or existing project - writing another book or screenplay, bothering the press to report on his PAC etc
• Made homeless

What have I missed?

That or he had his last black Jetta encounter, I guess. I'm hoping for a gambling and debt spiral but not before we get another legal filing to laugh at.

- Gambling no because he's a closet mormon
- Parole violation maybe
- Yovanna I doubt has done anything towards him

I vote he's finally depressed faggot because he maybe realizes he's completely fucked in every way. You can only lie to yourself for long (unless your Russ, I'm probably completely wrong)

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

He spontaneously combusted into a greasy splotch on the sidewalk. It was 111F in Vegas today.

 

[Constellationzero]

He spontaneously combusted into a greasy splotch on the sidewalk. It was 111F in Vegas today.

Like the Boogerman pus creature.

Thank you for reminding me of one of my favorite games from my early adult years.

 

[Cousin_Larry]

I don’t think he was as emotionally invested in Yovanna as he was in Taylor, Ariana, or Katy. I could be wrong, but he seemed more interested in showing the song off than giving it to her this time. And by this point, even he has to admit that “Yo, Yovanna” was a mistake. The reception on Reddit and YouTube and wherever else he tried to put it was not exactly encouraging. So, like any time a narc embarrasses themselves, he’s probably pretending it didn’t happen or deciding how to rewrite the events in his head.

I agree in the sense that I don't think he was as emotionally invested in Yovanna as he was the others, but he actually paid for a real music video for this one. Granted, it was shitty, but I think he thought that since she isn't super famous it would impress her.

 

[StinkySnack]

- Gambling no because he's a closet mormon

Keeping up with the thread is a great idea before making posts.

 

[AngelOfDeath]

I would be willing to bet that he has Kenny Rogers -The Gambler, stuck in his head on repeat everytime he goes to loose some money.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

She probably called up Taylor Swift to ask where to hire the best thugs. You didn't expect her to send some rando off the street did you? Lady has standards.

IDK, I feel like someone as rich as Taylor Swift should be able to hire a better street thug than one who just pulls up in a black jetta, threatens someone with a fake gun, then leaves and is never heard from again.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I have to admit I am surprised to find Russhole not crying his plights online for such a long time. It's totally out of character. All joking aside with the polls and shit, I am starting to believe there is a serious reason for it: possibly legally, possibly physical. Even if he lost his phone, we know he still uses a PC in his rape dungeonhome office so it can't be that simple and easy.

I don't know why, but I have it in my head he encountered the police in a non-criminal manner, but when they ran his name they found a warrant for parole-jumping in Utah and he's currently drooling and seething in the hoosgow, unable to find anyone to bond him out.

I know this is unlikely AF, but it won't leave my mind.

 

[Russketeer]

The suspense is getting weird. Have we not heard from Pipsqueak Gourdhead since before 4th of July? I'm surprised no posts about strip fireworks and vibing his Vegas Jive.

I don't pay any attention to the strip or casinos anymore (though I work at a tourist hotspot). I know the casinos are doing 150-200% of 2019 business due to a perceived post pandemic (even though cases are on the rise) boom.

Boom times bring out hustlers and criminals. I imagine things like Russ being violently robbed while bothering a hooker or getting himself into jail. Or he could have gotten covid. Hope he isn't too sick, dead, or jailed to keep us in lulz. Hopefully it's just Narc injury and he will be back with new levels of lunacy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've done a quick look at the Las Vegas arrest records; no sign of Russell. Maybe he ran afoul of the wrong person and was dumped in the desert.

 

[Hamsteroid]

I've done a quick look at the Las Vegas arrest records; no sign of Russell. Maybe he ran afoul of the wrong person and was dumped in the desert.

I heard a gay cowboy was so furious that he can't talk about Russ anymore, that he made him disappear so that nobody can talk about him.

 

[The Dude]

Nevada is a hot zone for UFO activity. Maybe he got himself abducted? Or maybe the ETs mistook him for one of their genetic experiments and picked him up because they assume he's a failure? Or maybe the Reptoids confused him for one of their Replicant-style drones that they use to spy on humanity and think he's malfunctioning?

Or maybe he's suffering a narcissistic injury because some hottie was not receptive of his advances and called Shit-lips a creepy dingus. I'm sure we will find out eventually.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Nevada is a hot zone for UFO activity. Maybe he got himself abducted?

it was the gay niggers from outer space