They also have a goddamn pool. 30 minutes of walking in the morning, 30 minutes of swimming in the afternoon is a totally doable, low-impact workout that Jazz can achieve.
Based on Sanders' meals from the other day, they never taught them to cook either. It's a shame, with both Sander and Jazz being functionally unemployed, they have plenty of time on their hands to learn new life skills but seems no one is pushing them in that direction.
I. Do. Not. Care.
Drop a tablet of borax in the tank and they wouldn't be having that problem.
Nutrition and walking would be a start. And if Jazz is worried about looking masculine, then he shouldn't do the same workouts as Sander. There are plenty of free pilates or ballet workouts on YouTube. That's what he should be doing if he wants to burn calories, strengthen muscle and tone. Maybe some arm exercises with 5-10 pound weights. "Hitting the gym" the way Sander does isn't going to give Jazz a sleek, feminine body. I mean, I know he'll never get the ideal body he wants without surgery, but at least start with the right program.
So it's confirmed he's the house cuck and dilator cleanerEeeew cleaning a literally shitty toilet without gloves
Now I can imagine that dilation duty wouldn't faze Sander.
I dunno, that still of him half-heartedly Swiffering isn't doing him any favors in that department. I mean he's likely in better shape than me, but for someone who insists on being shirtless and makes it part of his whole annoying identity, I'd expect much better.
Why is he even eating Lean Cuisine and Healthy Choice (diet meals)? He's pretty "lean" already, and men need a lot of calories, especially if constantly working out. Does Sander have an eating disorder?
Jeanette is his mother. It would be a surprise if he didn't have several mental disorders.
Is it an endorsement? The fit guy eats the diet food. Could he think posting tiktoks of eating Lean Cuisine and Healthy Choice gives Jazz the hint to eat differently without having to appear unsupportive?
Considering that the friend the show employed for Jazz identifies as Muslim, I don’t think that would help. So here’s my counteroffer: Jazz is sent to live with a strict ultra Orthodox family in Miami and actually work in the family diamond dealing/real estate business in addition to helping with homemaking and childcare, as most actual women do. She’ll have to fight with the other 10 kids for food.
Have you ever lived with a teen/young adult age dude? They're nasty as fuck.
Yeah but then you can't hide booze in there.
Jazz's fear:
The more we see of him, the more I'm convinced he does.
4 males live in this house.
Being female would be a good start to having or working towards that figure...
