Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Knojkamarangasan_#4 said:
Reset the clock guys! Fake baby attempt #25183518 incoming! Seems Mami and Papi has been low on funds lately, better fix that!
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Also lmao what work? Playing games at work and pretending to work while tweeting all day? A shameless narcissist like Becky would prioritize games over family all day. Thank god she will never be a mother. Cus that would take some ACTUAL work. Not to mention she would make an absolutely dreadful mother.
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She means that she'll get her hypothetical daughter or trans daughter into gaming and then force Daniel to decide between his job and "his" kid (who legally is fathered by Jackson regardless of biological happenstance), because his company isn't woke enough about women in gaming and "what kind of an example is that to show your daughter?" Meanwhile Becky will get her kid involved in gaming and fanfic communities ASAP so she can claim those activities are wholesome bonding time.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Every now and then I wonder, what would cause a person to share this kind of info, or hell, even just lie about it publicly on SM? We all know the answers, so It’s a rhetorical question really, like one of those rare moments when you question your own reality. Bex never has that moment of clarity, never. Compete lack of insight or genuine self-reflection, basic & shallow, stuck in a Möbius strip of running after endorphin hits, desperately trying to find anything interesting about herself.
I wonder how many cows were rejected by their birth parents. Mami & papi were the only thing standing between her and the life of the lowest poor white trash. The road to hell really is paved with good intentions.
The cucks should neuter themselves rather than procreate and pass her genes on.
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Seriously, what normal person decides to constantly announce when they are going to arrange some baby making time with their spouse? This is not something that requires a lot of time and planning like a wedding or funeral - you just have intercourse like every other couple.

I mean, did she really think that anyone is sitting aroung thinking, "Are Daniel and Jackson are way too busy to knock Yonah up in his masculine vagina?" ?

This is just yet another attempt by Becky to play The Boy Who Cried Pregnant so she can get asspats and manipulate Mami into giving her free money.
 
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Meiwaku said:
Our fave lesbian just got based telling western twittards to fuck off with shit pronouns. While she did it in a weird woke way it's still VERY funny to see troons crying and has caused many cow crossovers.

She is having a huge spergout that is well deserved but sadly still supports troons.

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Also her Chinese joke IS funny btw the first one means "beauty"
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Crossposting from the Naomi Wu thread because DZK is getting blown out by the blowup doll. That’s twice in the past couple of weeks, once from Apex players and once from Naomi Wu.
 
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proteus4994 said:
Crossposting from the Naomi Wu thread because DZK is getting blown out by the blowup doll. That’s twice in the past couple of weeks, once from Apex players and once from Naomi Wu.
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What makes this even funnier is that it's likely her Western husband running the Twitter account and claiming she's a lesbian. So it's basically phonies versus phonies.
 
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When you hate having sex with your husband(s) and only want to do it the fewest possible times in order to create a devilspawn. According to the replies, we should know in a week. I'm gonna press 'doubt'.

How bad would a Beckid rank against other lolcow brats? What are their chances of living a normal life?
 
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Oughtism said:
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When you hate having sex with your husband(s) and only want to do it the fewest possible times in order to create a devilspawn. According to the replies, we should know in a week. I'm gonna press 'doubt'.

How bad would a Beckid rank against other lolcow brats? What are their chances of living a normal life?
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HEY GUISE - I'M GOING TO PEE ON A STICK TO LET YOU ALL KNOW I AM HAVING LOTS OF THE SEX WITH MY BITCH BOYS SO I CAN HAVE A BABY THAT I AM TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE! NO FOR REAL THIS TIME I SWEAR! PLEASE PRAISE ME FOR DOING WHAT BILLIONS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS OR I WILL SWALLOW A BOTTLE OF FLINSTONES VITAMINS!
 
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Oughtism said:
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When you hate having sex with your husband(s) and only want to do it the fewest possible times in order to create a devilspawn. According to the replies, we should know in a week. I'm gonna press 'doubt'.

How bad would a Beckid rank against other lolcow brats? What are their chances of living a normal life?
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You’d think she’d know, given how long she and the cucks have been trying for a baby, and given that she must have known she was pregnant in order to know about her 42874980054 miscarriages.
 
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Oughtism said:
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When you hate having sex with your husband(s) and only want to do it the fewest possible times in order to create a devilspawn. According to the replies, we should know in a week. I'm gonna press 'doubt'.

How bad would a Beckid rank against other lolcow brats? What are their chances of living a normal life?
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Example #173759274 of a lolcow attention whore turning to their internet audience for the answer to an easily-googled question. Either she’s phishing or she knows already but it doesn’t matter because the God of Abraham rotted her womb years ago. Pick one.
 
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I don't even know where to start with this shit

1. Speaking as a Hispanic with lots of (actual) Cuban friends, Guayberas shouldn't cost $100, unless you're a dumbass who likes to flex.

2. Looking forward to all those pricey shows, massages, and restaurant reservations, is she? I wonder how long it'll be before Becky rattles her tin cup and cries about how she's so poor that she'll DIE RIGHT NOW if you don't buy her pork products via Uber Eats.

3. I haven't had a vacation in two years! she says. Didn't she just have that Disney trip recently?

4. Speaking of Disney - wasn't she also "trying to have a baby" there? Clearly, not having sex with the cucks in the Happiest Place on Earth didn't work, so not having sex with them in Vegas will surely result in a bundle of joy!
 
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Water-T said:
I don't even know where to start with this shit

4. Speaking of Disney - wasn't she also "trying to have a baby" there? Clearly, not having sex with the cucks in the Happiest Place on Earth didn't work, so not having sex with them in Vegas will surely result in a bundle of joy!
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That’s why she’s going to the Penn &Teller show:

“…is THIS your baby?” (Pulls out fully formed infant from behind Becky’s ear)
 
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When you hate having sex with your husband(s) and only want to do it the fewest possible times in order to create a devilspawn. According to the replies, we should know in a week. I'm gonna press 'doubt'.

How bad would a Beckid rank against other lolcow brats? What are their chances of living a normal life?
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There is a 90% chance of SIDS once Becky realizes she won't be the center of attention anymore.
 
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