What supplies do I need to open up a ham farm?

[Quantum Diabetes]

I had an uncle who ran a small one, he had prosciutto bushes and salami shrubs and everything. Lost his number tho.
Plus all the pork scents will keep the Jews away from me. What do fam

 

[Ramborambo]

Ham seeds.

 

[Lil' Hog]

Lots of fat people.

 

[Mediocre]

Make sure you're in a niche, try growing organic ham.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

What climate are you in? Pork blossoms need a lot of rain to grow.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What climate are you in? Pork blossoms need a lot of rain to grow.

It's a very marxist, anti American climate, lots of doughy crayola haired genderless weirdoes waddling about.

 

[Mr. Bung]

You'll need lots of dead bodies to feed the pigs with. I suggest contracting with the mafia or becoming a serial killer.

 

[Gone Ham]

You need me

 

[Horton Hears A Whoreson]

Call your farm a hamlet.