Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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How can she think "yep, great picture here, looking good" and post it on SM when she spends her life on camera looking like utter shit ? We have eyes. SHE has eyes. Girl your insecurities are showing despite your attemps at hiding them : no lips so pouting, fat face so slimming filter, jaundice so face powder/concealer.

She said she's been flirting with a girl (on instagram I believe) for awhile now, so she's definitely trying to look *her* best to strengthen the flirt. A new era is about to happen girls.
 
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mothmans said:
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It's so funny when she plays with these filters that don't even fit her fat face 99% of the time.
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The second picture made me think: since Disney recently made Ariel black and Snow White hispanic for absolutely no reason other than pandering to the SJW and inclusive-at-all-costs trends, how long before we get a 600 pound Cinderella?
 
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Two more fatfishes for you, both with the misfortune of “cleavage”✨
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Wonky Eye said:
How can she think "yep, great picture here, looking good" and post it on SM when she spends her life on camera looking like utter shit ? We have eyes. SHE has eyes. Girl your insecurities are showing despite your attemps at hiding them : no lips so pouting, fat face so slimming filter, jaundice so face powder/concealer.

She said she's been flirting with a girl (on instagram I believe) for awhile now, so she's definitely trying to look *her* best to strengthen the flirt. A new era is about to happen girls.
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Whoever the mystery gorl is, I don’t know whether to laugh at them for being stupid or feel sorry for them for being stupid.

That’s only if she’s real.
 
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Wonky Eye said:
How can she think "yep, great picture here, looking good" and post it on SM when she spends her life on camera looking like utter shit ? We have eyes. SHE has eyes. Girl your insecurities are showing despite your attemps at hiding them : no lips so pouting, fat face so slimming filter, jaundice so face powder/concealer.

She said she's been flirting with a girl (on instagram I believe) for awhile now, so she's definitely trying to look *her* best to strengthen the flirt. A new era is about to happen girls.
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Don't you know that like, even MEN want her? I mean, come on, like, if even, like, MEN want her, like, you know that, like, ALL the ladies like, want her even, like, MORE. Haydur.

Gah, who has the pepto? I think I ruptured my nausea muscle.

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The second picture made me think: since Disney recently made Ariel black and Snow White hispanic for absolutely no reason other than pandering to the SJW and inclusive-at-all-costs trends, how long before we get a 600 pound Cinderella?
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Sleeping Beauty as a bedbound, wheezing, sleep-apnea having lardass would be interesting. Didn't she have some kind of glass over her while she slept away in the forest? They'd have to contract with the people who make aquariums for glass that large. Oh! It would be like when they film on the vomit comet: they'd only be able to shoot for a couple minutes at a time if said lardass was lying there. Otherwise, her fatness would crush her heart and she'd die. It would make for an abrupt ending if they didn't. That could serve as an object lesson, though.

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Two more fatfishes for you, both with the misfortune of “cleavage”✨
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That poor filter. Her head looks like a grape stuck on top of a potato. I can imagine the filter working away, trying its damndest, only to reach its maximum execution time and saying, "Fuck it. It is what it is."
 
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Janai said:
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Is she trying to scout out a new butler, or trying to make her old one fill with regret? the world may never know.
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hey there heffalump, why you wearing a fucking turtleneck in july bish?

And also loving that kinterwhore look matches your maturity level.
Also top kek at you AL thinking youre gonna get anyone else that isnt a feeder I mean looking at your past parade of gorlfriendz there can it possibly go lower in the looks department?

@Retarded Potato just call her mozzarella
 
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8008135 said:
Hope her latest fatfishee knows this is a full body shot from the last time she was mobile ... in December 2020. The gunt hanging halfway to her knees is especially attractive.

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And that was when she was around 50 pounds less fat than she is now.
 
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8008135 said:
Hope her latest fatfishee knows this is a full body shot from the last time she was mobile ... in December 2020. The gunt hanging halfway to her knees is especially attractive.
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options for whatever new gf she has will be:

• self hating gf who sees amber’s antics and thinks she can deal with it if it means having a living ATM nearby at all times

• delusional gf who thinks she can be the one to change amber’s ways and that becky and destiny just didn’t try hard enough

• social media illiterate gf who doesn’t use youtube much and happened to stumble upon her instagram by complete accident and has no desire to research further

• optimistic gf who has seen some of amber’s content and thinks she’s kind of nice and wants to get to know her without seeing her content first to know tHe ReAl HeR

• imaginary gf amber made up entirely to make becky jealous and further manipulate her into trying to fight for the relationship

i wouldn’t be surprised if amber was bullshitting just to get becky riled up and to make her start trying harder for amber’s attention, which obviously isn’t working. it’s just funny that she tried to manipulate her by saying she’d never date anyone again and is now saying she’s already considering jumping to another caretaker serious relationship and bragging about it.
 
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Cosmologic said:
options for whatever new gf she has will be:

• self hating gf who sees amber’s antics and thinks she can deal with it if it means having a living ATM nearby at all times

• delusional gf who thinks she can be the one to change amber’s ways and that becky and destiny just didn’t try hard enough

• social media illiterate gf who doesn’t use youtube much and happened to stumble upon her instagram by complete accident and has no desire to research further

• optimistic gf who has seen some of amber’s content and thinks she’s kind of nice and wants to get to know her without seeing her content first to know tHe ReAl HeR

• imaginary gf amber made up entirely to make becky jealous and further manipulate her into trying to fight for the relationship

i wouldn’t be surprised if amber was bullshitting just to get becky riled up and to make her start trying harder for amber’s attention, which obviously isn’t working. it’s just funny that she tried to manipulate her by saying she’d never date anyone again and is now saying she’s already considering jumping to another caretaker serious relationship and bragging about it.
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-High functioning retard who would otherwise be in a group home, functional enough for a drivers license but retarded enough for Amber to control.

-Severely mentally ill woman who would otherwise be homeless because she can't be responsible enough to even keep a menial job that employs teens and sassy ethnic types.

I'm ruling out the methadone clinic patrons because they'd ditch and go off on benders with the $ from Amber's purse.

*bonus Down's Syndrome or FAS will be aesthetically pleasing to Amber's taste
 
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